I'm the sweet child of bloard

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7343] bup [/quote] uncalled for

derek is only horny for walking the Lord's path in the light of His love lmao

hey guys I am still alive. I need a haircut and I haven't had as many showers as the manual recommends, but I am still kickin

Coming right up, please pull around to the second window under the "big fat ass" sign and we'll get you taken care of.

[img]https://www.thatsfarming.com/uploads/news/resizeExact_1200_800/16902-tomtyson.jpg[/img] this could be us but you grazin'

sometimes I like to say the name of the british pro golfer "nick faldo" over and over. nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffunny-word-bloard%2Fposts%2F7898] sometimes I like to say the name of the british pro golfer "nick faldo" over and over. nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo [/quote]

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffirst-bloard-up-is-going-down%2Fposts%2F7086] "bloard up" is what happens to a certain part of me when i browse horny bloard [img]https://i.imgur.com/rrRCWVj.gif[/img] [/quote] yeah becuase you get a big brain tumor

dragging my stinking meat across the jagged rocks of the week only to arrive here battered, bruised, and bleeding in the heart of saturday night

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-would-live-this-life-over-a-million-times-given-the-chance%2Fposts%2F5927] mod is dead [/quote] 1. By definition, Mod is a being than which none greater can be imagined. 2. A being that necessarily exists in reality is greater than a being that does not necessarily exist. 3. Thus, by definition, if Mod exists as an idea in the mind but does not necessarily exist in reality, then we can imagine something that is greater than Mod. 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than Mod. 5. Thus, if Mod exists in the mind as an idea, then Mod necessarily exists in reality. 6. Mod exists in the mind as an idea. 7. Therefore, Mod necessarily exists in reality

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well, first of all, there are no bad pitbulls, just bad owners. Something people want to ignore, but cannot, if they are intellectually honest: breed traits! Breed traits are bred into dogs, and are VERY hard to erase. Collies, Shelties, border collies are herding dogs. They will try to herd ANYTHING. Sheep, ducklings, leaves, people. You can watch a border collie and notice that he or she thinks in terms of moving things around, organizing them. Golden retrievers, Labradors, these are retrieving dogs. They *must* have something in their mouths at nearly all times. A retriever will carry a toy around, gently. They were bred to chase, find, pick up and carry back ducks geese, pheasants quail… and so these dogs will carry their toys gently. You seldom see one ripping a toy to shreds. They are carriers. They are also *fanatics* for chasing balls, sticks anything that moves or is thrown. They don’t herd. They carry. Some dogs are coursers. Greyhounds, whippets, these dogs were born to RUN and run they do, at the first chance they get. You won’t see a greyhound herding and you won’t see one retrieving. But oh they LOVE to chase! These traits are often breed-specific. My dachshund mix ADORES digging! My old Golden retriever couldn’t have cared less, but my current dog would dig to China! Pitbulls were bred to fight! I’m NOT a “dog racist” when I simply state that terriers are feisty, with lots of heart and lots of aggression in their genes and Pitbulls are terriers! American Staffordshire Terrier. Pit Bull Terrier. Terriers love to rip toys to shreds and chase. It’s what they were bred to do. They are hard headed little guys who have an independent streak a mile wide and they are fearless. The original terriers were bred to follow prey into holes and then fight them when the creature they had been sent after turned at bay. Rat Terriers are some of the gutsiest little guys around. Scottie Terriers are fierce little dogs and pitbull terriers have that same “heart” in a fight. They don’t back down. Pitbulls were then separately bred to fight *bulls*! A fully grown bull is well over a thousand pounds (as Tom Lehrer put it) of angry potroast! ANY dog bred to take on a charging bull is *going* to be a touch, tenacious fighter! Period! Thus, while Pitbulls are not necessarily bad dogs… they ARE, as several readers have said dangerous dogs. I have petted, been friends with, and neighbor of many pitbull terriers of whatever breed subset. I know that the RCA dog, “Petey” of the Lil Rascals, were both Pitbulls, and I know they used to be called “the Nanny dog”… but would I OWN one? absolutely NOT! They are just… too… dangerous! Are they the fiercest dog around? Nope. THAT title goes to… the Chihuahua! Go ahead and laugh, but I’ll tell you that hands down, the fiercest, nastiest, most vocal, most aggressive dogs I have ever met in my life are those little 4 pound 4 legged buzzsaws! If Chihuahuas weighed 60 pounds, I think everyone would live in terror of them! I’ve met more than a few psychotic Chis in my life. BRRRR!

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12530] I wish I had a never ending ice cream cone [/quote] [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/4585114d8e85229117ca3d5b4f4da7a9/tenor.gif?itemid=3715204[/img] you eat the ice cream in hell for an eternity I wish I would have banged my freshman creative writing professor. She called me into her office, closed the door, and took off her sweatshirt, and while she was taking it off, I thought to myself "this is it," but then she sat down and we discussed my writing. it wasn't it.

I love fall. the air gets colder, more crisp. feels clean, you know? the wind blows a chill through the leafless trees, children make ready for all hallows eve, and thousands of ants freeze and die

hey jerry, I found that picture you were talking about. I posted it below there's no picture jerry. this is an intervention. your friends and family need you to stop with the fruitless search for the imaginary picture of the borrowers eating noodles off of a button where some of the noodles are falling through the holes in the button and they;re using teh button like a plate, jerry. it's ridiculous, and it needs to stop, jerry

I hate ants. If you're pro ants, I don't know what to tell you. They fucking suuck Sound off in the comments below

anybody ever posted their scrotum on bloard dot com?

I got my dick out on hard bc it's sattidy night

"siri, post into ants post: 'ants suck dick'"

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.

Raymond pretend you've got no arms and you're petting a friendly horse with your lips but here's the key: the horse is made of whipped cream so be gentle

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[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F3674] starting a new mesocycle on monday [/quote] better wear a helmet and leathers while you ride it lmao

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10507] listen here i thought i told you $15 for the damn snickers bar you can either buy the one or im calling the cops [/quote] (I flash my badge and pull out my nightstick) big mistake, criminal

[img]https://i.imgur.com/seNmbl3.png[/img] this dude definitely saw me shitting

I like jazz music

if we were neighbors I'd give you butter

i'm bloardman

AfD= ass fuckin dickks

I think his computer just got unplugged. he'lll figure it out

hell of a flail. HELL of a flail

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a president is a cop. fuck this shit

I am seriously considering cashing in my bloard points, but I realized I haven't gotten the catalog in the mail yet this year. have you guys gotten you copies? what are you going to spend your bloard points on? last year I got the inflatable chernip but the fucking thing developed a leak halfway through my river trip so I probably won't do that again unless they switch suppliers

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12438] i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today [/quote] [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUIFUmIWsAAJ4NJ?format=jpg&name=medium[/img] so like are yuo going to use like a 9mm or .45 or what

one time I asked snooby to give me a bite of his hamburger. he did and he also let me have a couple of fries and a sip of his root beer. snooby is a good dude is what I'm saying.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fhelo-is-anyone-in-here-gulp-alive%2Fposts%2F12388] I am pigfoot vermont’s first creation. Created in his own image [/quote] so do you have a bellybutton or what?

update: the special hole I dug in the woods got turned into condos 😒

I remember jad