this is 100% true and is an actual dream I had last night:
I was hanging out at my wife's grandparent's house in Arizona. I was with my wife's family playing uno or some similar card game. when I looked up at the people playing, one of them was derek. I was surprised, but everyone seemed to expect him there. as the game progressed, I looked up again and jerry was there, only jerry had no nose or eyes. I tried not to stare as I didn't want to offend him. jerry and derek didn't know each other so I had to introduce them and I was really hoping that derek wouldn't make a big deal about jerry's lack of nose and eyes. then I woke up
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- that's right, the big fat bitch got it. in this difficult time, all of our thoughts and prayers are with bloardman.
- I can't get enough of these fuccking things. bring me the POSTS
- i think that this summer i am going to beat the heat by bloarding more. EDIT: that's how i will recruit more bloard members. i'll tell them to beat the heat on bloard dot com
- [quote=SingingFlesh;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fhelo-is-anyone-in-here-gulp-alive%2Fposts%2F12391] Muh muh muh. Buh buh buh [/quote] o thank god
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6741] Bd that's awful news. Hope you can break through with the appeal. Wish I was a super savvy lawyer but all I really excel in is lifting weights. Speaking of which I have decided to end the macrocycle early due to accumulated inflammation. I should have tapered my hypertrophy at the end of the second mesocycle. Too much inflammation right now from overtraining for the invigoration of the third cycle peak to overcome. I got PRs across the board though. Hopefully my shoulder heals but the time I begin my next hypertrophy cycle in 2.5 weeks. It will be at a caloric deficit though so I have some leeway. Anyway i just feel bummed having to bow out of the cycle. Always this massive fear of losing progress whether that be muscle mass, strength, or neural efficiency. I lift so much and invest so much time and energy in it these days that my perspective on it has become really distorted, like this monumental apprehension that treading the proverbial water will be just as bad as drowning, so to speak, as it were [/quote] at least you're having fun
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F11795] I am feeling preposterously horny. The government should shoot me with tranquilizer darts and put me in a cage at the zoo [/quote] yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, you sick fucking freak
- oh hell yeah a new thread. time to get comfortable and let the posts flow over my body and into my mind
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fthe-wall%2Fposts%2F7008] yes please. see how polite i’m being? the canada is rubbing off on me. [/quote] what a coincidence, I'm rubbing off in canada
- if we were neighbors I'd give you butter
- [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/l2RnCy8ZEv7oZkYrm/giphy.gif[/img] watching for amber to show up on bloard
- hi guys I am chilling in quarantine and fixin to fire up some war zone later on the ol xbox and I got to thinkin: are my old friends on bloard still alive? so. sound off in the coomments below if youre still alive
- I'm hanging out watchin football. I had some thai food. pad ke mao with tofu. it was good
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/seNmbl3.png[/img] this dude definitely saw me shitting
- hey you guys, quit fucking putting stuff on one side or the other, you're knocking the whole shit out of balance ________________ ^ there I put it back together. quit fuckin around with it
- [img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/ZPKA8hg390ZP2/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47essr2hrtcvbix6jgzz7kldlv1ech0estodxdxgw3&rid=giphy.gif[/img]
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-poetry-corner%2Fposts%2F12512] im doing quite a bit of galloping and leaping, some whinnying also [/quote] [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NeedyWellinformedGorilla-size_restricted.gif[/img]
- Hello sir, I am looking for those snickers bars that have peanut butter in them and they're square instead of a candy bar shape. Do you know the kind I mean? do you guys have those here? The place across the street wants $15 for a regular snickers bar and it's like, man are you even listening to me? Aren't my needs important to you? When you nod and smile and then hand me a regular ass snickers bar it's like you weren't even listening when I told you what I wanted and that makes me feel invalid and unimportant to you. you know? I'm looking for a hardware store that will be attentive to my desires and make me feel special and that carries those weird square peanut butter snickers
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-posting-on-bloard-thread%2Fposts%2F12956] I’m “doing the bloard” [/quote] have fun be careful
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10777] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used [/quote] you're thinking of the band "Tight Bros from Way Back When"
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-time-idea%2Fposts%2F11884] don't like this, going back to 60 seconds [/quote] coward
- I'm going to post my dick in here in a couple minutes once I get the lighting right
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhappy-mother-s-day%2Fposts%2F12703] mom! derek's making that noise again [/quote] DEREK SHUT THE FUCK UP
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7835] i am aware of bloard [/quote] biiiiiig part of the problem honestly
- hey derek are you coming out to the west coast at all this year?
- I used to love the masters but then they started letting women play and now it's all gamergate
- I C U P (also, I noticed you urinating earlier. I caught the stream hitting the ground out of the corner of my eye)
- if you're not bug deal and you're feeling holiday warmth and loving greetings in this thread, get the fuck out. these warm wishes of cheer are for bug deal O NLY
- it's saturday night so you know what that means. time to remove and clean my penis in the dishwasher
- it's been starting to get cold where I live and I realized I haven't seen any ants for a while. this is the part of the year where they stay in their burrow and I get the false hope that maybe they're really dead, and for a while I wrap myself in that false belief like a warm blanket. not this year though. while the ants take their yearly respite from the elements, I've scouted their beats and I've been pouring poison slowly, slowly down the holes so when the ants wake from their slumber to welcome the spring and to begin torturing me anew, they'll find only sadness, only death. my wife left me but once she sees how ant free the garage is I assume she'll be back I miss her so much
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F12305] changed my mind, I'm pro-ant now [/quote] i'll fukcing kill u
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhoppy-halloween%2Fposts%2F7644] how do i beat jevil. how do i dodge the circle spade attack [/quote] just be yourself