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dereklaserbeam
hi there
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- I’m playing chat roulette with my homies and trying not to jack off
- I’m looking across the street at club baby and then looking back at the adults only hot tub section of club bloard. Barkeep please have a free shirley temple with extra cherries delivered to that hot tub over there. I’ll be soaking momentarily 🥴
- You’re bloardvited to join jerrychat. A state of the art extended bloard experience. [url]https://discord.gg/eQGxTb[/url]
- I took a zyrtec, which is supposed to be non-drowsy but it always knocks me the fuck out because I’m special.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fswamp_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fempty-swamp%2Fposts%2F7384] dab my ass [/quote] my pleasure my friend. i got some charmin freshmates ready to go. let’s clean that ass up pronto.
- OK little erik, here’s episode 5. Socks! [youtube]https://youtu.be/Qixf5HSaMUk[/youtube]
- Washed him straight down the drain. Destination: horny bloard - the bottom of the sewer.
- Great job buddy. Wait a second... what’s that feeling in me trousers 😳
- Bad idea: staying up all night partying with your friends Iffy idea: staying up a bit past curfew playing video games with your friends OK idea: getting to bed at a reasonable hour after having spent a wonderful evening with friends Better idea: hitting the hay by 10:00 PM after binge watching your favorite Netflix original series. You answered the phone when your dad called. Good idea: you're in bed by 9:00 PM having avoided all human contact for the past 24 hours. You let your dad's call go to voicemail even though you haven't spoken to or seen him in 2 months and you live about 3 miles apart. The longer you're able to go without talking to your family, the harder it is to reach out. Why can't they just go ahead and die already?
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- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6232] My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there [/quote] this appears to be a deep web rattlesnake original. for that i bestow upon you this very special upbloard.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-bloards-are-beautiful%2Fposts%2F5751] "bloard is in the eye of the +1'er" - tagline for the bloard sports drink, bloarder[b]aids[/b]™ [/quote] lmbo
- I hate tge joycons with my life. Had to buy 2 pro controllers so I never have to touch the foul joycons
- ya my experience is that dominos is lower teir of the chain pizza places
- Lmao what a noob move. I thought that was the joke the whole time when i saw it was in gbs smh
- Just put some eyeliner