waffur
dereklaserbeam
hi there
- hey new bloarders, what’s your twitter name? drop it here and we’ll add u to bloard chat on there. well someone will. i’m still banned from there for another 6 hours. 😬
- Dick prey, cunt bait chop chop dick chop away from sack dick gone away Hiya [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sima_Qian]Sima Qian[/url]
- here's a poem i just wrote: not unlike e.e. cummings i also like to sling rope
- more like tim heidecker
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F10836] Ants rule [/quote] That’s right jerry
- hmm think i might muster up the courage to block off orgamecha too 🗣
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-bloards-are-beautiful%2Fposts%2F5751] "bloard is in the eye of the +1'er" - tagline for the bloard sports drink, bloarder[b]aids[/b]™ [/quote] lmbo
- yesterday i was getting ready to go to work and i felt that common urge to pass some gas, so i went for it. pushed a little to help it on its way. then i felt a thick warm substance ooze out. fuck! shit!!! i ran to the bathroom and threw my now soiled underpants in the trash, then released a torrent of diarrhea. once all was said and done, i was glad that the ‘hea had hit at home rather than during my 45 minute commute or at the workplace. it must have been from that damn ravioli i had the day before for lunch. fuck elizabeth’s pizza!!!
- *stepping all over the broken glass in my bare feet to get the $5* free frosty!!! This place is sick!
- (I’m in the background taking a dump on the 9th fairway)
- Howdy pardoners And also howdy partners And also howdy pardners
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F10621] cum... uh... line? [/quote] by
- The stick figure family stickers but it's all the cool bloarders' avatars lined up instead
- ☺️ [youtube]https://youtu.be/bH1JThlQKe4[/youtube]
- i have reason 2 believe that this thread is not as altruistic as it seems. in fact, my sources tell me this thread was authored by a colony of ants, which have taken control of hillips’ account! 🚨 🐜