So sorry every one. I’ll hold my pee in until next saturday night. Hopefully the pool will be replenished with salt water and peens will have learned her lesson that drinking all the water in the pool is not a great idea and i will be able to pee inro the pool, finally providing relief to my now watermelon sized balls (on account of all the pee that had been stored in there)
dereklaserbeam
hi there
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/IH7GYWW.jpg[/img] Name: Riley AKA Riley Bear AKA RB AKA Rye Beebop Bear AKA Monsieur Riley Bear (you have to say that one in a French accent) age: 9 Breed: I unno Likes: Butt scratchies, suckling, passing gas Dislikes: Noises that even remotely sound like the battery low warning on a smoke detector, getting up when he's comfortable Enemies: Cats (he grew up being stalked and harassed by one) Talents: Can sleep a long time Brain power: Normal Favorite movie: This is Spinal Tap Idols: Andy Partridge Car: Jeep Wrangler
- Hi, here's a place to chat about bloard when you're not able to participate in the bloard group dm on twitter. I call it bloard chat 3 because i am absolutely retarded. Where's the coolest place you've ever jacked off? For me it was during my lunch break in the abandoned parking lot of a shuttered waccamaw https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waccamaw_Corp I was in the drivers seat of my mazda b2200 pickup truck and as i blew my load i just sort of opened the door and shot it onto the hot summer asphalt. Pretty cool. HBU
- Check it out y'all [img]http://yourshot.nationalgeographic.com/u/ss/fQYSUbVfts-T7pS2VP2wnKyN8wxywmXtY0-Fwsgxo7hSgvMxK55Chq_0W-6rvJ25DvPDQjxiYk7Xz9kC5xTu/[/img]
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/Jj7pDNDuoJ0[/youtube]
- i just read hillips’ posts, so now i shall throw up
- [quote=demh0x;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Feight-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F12067] yeah [/quote] Failtard
- *I drop my frosty on the floor* FUCK!!!!
- Introducing Sir Reginald Piddlepants. He’s pretty cool. [img]https://i.imgur.com/9yufyDf.jpg[/img]
- [quote=plop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10647] Imbecile [/quote] Bitch ass
- *I walk by and crop dust the store because i ate some beans for lunch*
- I was in a band in high school called dirty nickel and then another one called glow in the dark space trivia
- here's a poem i just wrote: not unlike e.e. cummings i also like to sling rope
- I took a zyrtec, which is supposed to be non-drowsy but it always knocks me the fuck out because I’m special.
- hmm think i might muster up the courage to block off orgamecha too 🗣
- more like tim heidecker
- hey new bloarders, what’s your twitter name? drop it here and we’ll add u to bloard chat on there. well someone will. i’m still banned from there for another 6 hours. 😬
- Bad idea: staying up all night partying with your friends Iffy idea: staying up a bit past curfew playing video games with your friends OK idea: getting to bed at a reasonable hour after having spent a wonderful evening with friends Better idea: hitting the hay by 10:00 PM after binge watching your favorite Netflix original series. You answered the phone when your dad called. Good idea: you're in bed by 9:00 PM having avoided all human contact for the past 24 hours. You let your dad's call go to voicemail even though you haven't spoken to or seen him in 2 months and you live about 3 miles apart. The longer you're able to go without talking to your family, the harder it is to reach out. Why can't they just go ahead and die already?