[img]https://i.imgur.com/IH7GYWW.jpg[/img] Name: Riley AKA Riley Bear AKA RB AKA Rye Beebop Bear AKA Monsieur Riley Bear (you have to say that one in a French accent) age: 9 Breed: I unno Likes: Butt scratchies, suckling, passing gas Dislikes: Noises that even remotely sound like the battery low warning on a smoke detector, getting up when he's comfortable Enemies: Cats (he grew up being stalked and harassed by one) Talents: Can sleep a long time Brain power: Normal Favorite movie: This is Spinal Tap Idols: Andy Partridge Car: Jeep Wrangler

*I drop my frosty on the floor* FUCK!!!!

i benched 991 nbd

Introducing Sir Reginald Piddlepants. He’s pretty cool. [img]https://i.imgur.com/9yufyDf.jpg[/img]

Hi, here's a place to chat about bloard when you're not able to participate in the bloard group dm on twitter. I call it bloard chat 3 because i am absolutely retarded. Where's the coolest place you've ever jacked off? For me it was during my lunch break in the abandoned parking lot of a shuttered waccamaw https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waccamaw_Corp I was in the drivers seat of my mazda b2200 pickup truck and as i blew my load i just sort of opened the door and shot it onto the hot summer asphalt. Pretty cool. HBU

*I walk by and crop dust the store because i ate some beans for lunch*

So sorry every one. I’ll hold my pee in until next saturday night. Hopefully the pool will be replenished with salt water and peens will have learned her lesson that drinking all the water in the pool is not a great idea and i will be able to pee inro the pool, finally providing relief to my now watermelon sized balls (on account of all the pee that had been stored in there)

[quote=plop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10647] Imbecile [/quote] Bitch ass

I’m “doing the bloard”

I’m going pp out my lil penis hole

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Thank you so much everyone. I got various lotions and soaps for my skin for my birthday because I like to be a soft boy ☺️

It’s working [img]https://i.imgur.com/BEsmE9F.gif[/img]

I’m imagining that too 🙂

I was in a band in high school called dirty nickel and then another one called glow in the dark space trivia

I can’t pass the bloard entrance exam

im feel especially retarted for not adding snooby sooner. or maybe he left ages ago i cant remember

Thanks you so much

Vote for me and I won’t do anything different

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He doesn’t like that type of publicity. He’s a gorilla type marketer. He would rather whip kids up into a frenzy using the hollywood hype machine than be in the spotlight himself. (Most people don’t know this but he suffered insane burns and shrapnel injuries to his face during the iraq war).

Poup

Bagels for butts

Here it is [youtube]https://youtu.be/KASQos3IrdM[/youtube]

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I hurt my riblet laughing too hard the other day

good work pigg fott vermont ☺️

Easy come easy go!

Warioware touched

I am pigfoot vermont’s first creation. Created in his own image

It’s sadurdy night and u know I’m posting on bloard

hey new bloarders, what’s your twitter name? drop it here and we’ll add u to bloard chat on there. well someone will. i’m still banned from there for another 6 hours. 😬

Cumby

j/o j/o revolution

Chronic pool peer here! Wheres the pool at!!!

thank you so much

here's a poem i just wrote: not unlike e.e. cummings i also like to sling rope

It’s saturdy nigt

What the fuck...

swann... (mournfully) swan... (longingly) swaaannnnn