it’s me. i’m bloardman
dereklaserbeam
hi there
- Hey, this area is reserved fir jerry’s new post that he’s been working super hard on. It’s gonna drop any time now and I’m getting really excited about it
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6107] listen to this every one. if you open up someones avatar you get a url like https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/22/avatar.png and the number before avatar.png i think is assigned when you sign up, so i signed up before erik so mine is 33 but his is 99. anyway it turns out bloardmans number is...... [url=https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/2/avatar.jpg]TWO![/url]!! so who is user 1?? [/quote] badass detective work! i’m user 6
- King dad would never utter those words of resignation. He’s a strong brave man who slays minotaurs
- *stepping all over the broken glass in my bare feet to get the $5* free frosty!!! This place is sick!
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F10621] cum... uh... line? [/quote] by
- (I’m in the background taking a dump on the 9th fairway)
- The stick figure family stickers but it's all the cool bloarders' avatars lined up instead
- i have reason 2 believe that this thread is not as altruistic as it seems. in fact, my sources tell me this thread was authored by a colony of ants, which have taken control of hillips’ account! 🚨 🐜
- ☺️ [youtube]https://youtu.be/bH1JThlQKe4[/youtube]
- Howdy pardoners And also howdy partners And also howdy pardners
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fall-bloards-are-beautiful%2Fposts%2F5751] "bloard is in the eye of the +1'er" - tagline for the bloard sports drink, bloarder[b]aids[/b]™ [/quote] lmbo
- yesterday i was getting ready to go to work and i felt that common urge to pass some gas, so i went for it. pushed a little to help it on its way. then i felt a thick warm substance ooze out. fuck! shit!!! i ran to the bathroom and threw my now soiled underpants in the trash, then released a torrent of diarrhea. once all was said and done, i was glad that the ‘hea had hit at home rather than during my 45 minute commute or at the workplace. it must have been from that damn ravioli i had the day before for lunch. fuck elizabeth’s pizza!!!
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2459] ive decided to take up smoking [/quote] it looks so cool.
- [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Red_Panda_in_a_Gingko_tree.jpg[/img]
- I hate tge joycons with my life. Had to buy 2 pro controllers so I never have to touch the foul joycons