Bees rule
dereklaserbeam
hi there
- so glad i caught the morning thread in the morning. i feel super productive today, from posting on bloard instead of working for the man.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fswamp_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fempty-swamp%2Fposts%2F7384] dab my ass [/quote] my pleasure my friend. i got some charmin freshmates ready to go. let’s clean that ass up pronto.
- I am pigfoot vermont’s first creation. Created in his own image
- more like tim heidecker
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F10836] Ants rule [/quote] That’s right jerry
- Dick prey, cunt bait chop chop dick chop away from sack dick gone away Hiya [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sima_Qian]Sima Qian[/url]
- Washed him straight down the drain. Destination: horny bloard - the bottom of the sewer.
- [img]https://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/vgJDi6bYu02k6h9_ZodulA/348s.jpg[/img]
- ok here an idea for a tweet: [i'm at the complainant counter for this tweet] "here's my complaint; my wife is a slut."
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-the-incoming-torrent-of-super-hot-north-korean-bloard-babes%2Fposts%2F6566] this thread isn't all about you, hillips. please keep the Blabes (Bloard Babes) in mind. on second thought maybe i will give it a little click. just one though. [/quote] hell, i clicked it twice
- here's a poem i just wrote: not unlike e.e. cummings i also like to sling rope
- hey new bloarders, what’s your twitter name? drop it here and we’ll add u to bloard chat on there. well someone will. i’m still banned from there for another 6 hours. 😬
- a lot of fuckin ads all over the place
- hmm think i might muster up the courage to block off orgamecha too 🗣
- I’m looking across the street at club baby and then looking back at the adults only hot tub section of club bloard. Barkeep please have a free shirley temple with extra cherries delivered to that hot tub over there. I’ll be soaking momentarily 🥴
- OK little erik, here’s episode 5. Socks! [youtube]https://youtu.be/Qixf5HSaMUk[/youtube]
- I took a zyrtec, which is supposed to be non-drowsy but it always knocks me the fuck out because I’m special.
- swann... (mournfully) swan... (longingly) swaaannnnn
- Bad idea: staying up all night partying with your friends Iffy idea: staying up a bit past curfew playing video games with your friends OK idea: getting to bed at a reasonable hour after having spent a wonderful evening with friends Better idea: hitting the hay by 10:00 PM after binge watching your favorite Netflix original series. You answered the phone when your dad called. Good idea: you're in bed by 9:00 PM having avoided all human contact for the past 24 hours. You let your dad's call go to voicemail even though you haven't spoken to or seen him in 2 months and you live about 3 miles apart. The longer you're able to go without talking to your family, the harder it is to reach out. Why can't they just go ahead and die already?