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dereklaserbeam
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- And little richard was on there playing an exterminator and he had this whole thing about not getting the respect he deserved. I feel like he really should have a higher standing in music than he has. He was an early rock and roll pioneer and he should at least be on the same plane as chuck berry. Cmon man
- I tried to register derekloserbeam but it was already taken. 😡
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/x_wLVCLPx0M[/youtube]
- while you were in the gym blasting pecs, i was at the computer blasting nazis online.
- Yes hello may i please look at your selection of hand made soaps and candles?
- i’m going to every bbq and playing “meat is murder” by the smiths on my bluetooth speaker until i get thrown out of each one
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwednesday-favorites-list%2Fposts%2F2081] hey derek, get a load of this wednesday favorite... [img]https://ton.twitter.com/1.1/ton/data/dm/825270414083444740/825270401123037184/COwMwKh5.jpg:large[/img] [/quote] vile weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F12305] changed my mind, I'm pro-ant now [/quote] Welcome to the resistance
- Mon nom est Hercule Poirot et j'aime faire l'amour avec moi-même.
- Kinda got me a little horny if I’m being honest
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7846] my momt old me that i could have a treat if i finished mymaths homework but when i went into the kitchen i told my dad that i did a lot of math homework and i ask him for 2 TREATS!! he gave me thema nd mom doesnt know holy shi*t..... [/quote] At first when he wrote maths i was like ho boy we got another british person in here but then he wrote math and now I don’t know what to think.
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F10933] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc[/youtube] [/quote] God damn that’s my jam!
- I forget the plot of every movie i see in real time as I’m watching it
- Hold on peens im on my way with some magical fruits!!!
- Hello, welcome to dad bloard. The bloard for all dads. Dads of what? You may be asking. Dads of anything. Dogs, cats, bunnies, hell... even human babies. Is this the place to slam fellow bloarders for being dads? Absolutely not. Unless your own dad is on bloard. Could you use this as a forum to vent about how awful your own dad is? Sure, why the hell not! Have fun!
- In this episode, Derek takes us on a tour of the closet and shares a special feature that had to be “retired.” Enjoy! -Constance [youtube]https://youtu.be/Ghr3MSZTLgY[/youtube]
- ...guess you guys aren't ready for that yet... but your kids are gonna love it.
- Here jerry, sniff this. It’ll cure what ails ya
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/n5sflE1.jpg[/img] Name: Hannah AKA bitty bitty AKA mrs. bit AKA mrs. Bittinowski AKA mrs. Bittinskaya AKA miss Hannah bell age: 4 Breed: beats me Likes: Digging to China, writhing around and kicking her feet up in the air, hanging out in her clubhouse (no boys allowed) barking as loud as possible Dislikes: Other dogs, not getting exactly what she wants all the time, that she suffers from anxiety Enemies: The neighbors next door and their annoying little shit kids. She wants to eat them and their Boston terrier too Talents: Can run real fast and do sick jumps and shit Brain power: Genius Favorite movie: Bridesmaids Idols: Imogen Heap, Copernicus Car: Koenigsegg Regera
- The cinnamon babka, Another bloard?
- i’m drinking alcohol and perusing bloard rn [img]https://i.imgur.com/dEHTvY0.jpg[/img]