And little richard was on there playing an exterminator and he had this whole thing about not getting the respect he deserved. I feel like he really should have a higher standing in music than he has. He was an early rock and roll pioneer and he should at least be on the same plane as chuck berry. Cmon man
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- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhey-derek%2Fposts%2F7122] He can focus his dick down to the width of a light particle [/quote] close! if i try real hard while browsing horny bloard i can get my dick [i]up[/i] to the width of a light particle.
- as i break open the sternum of the cadaver, i discover that the deceased had swallowed a clue as to the identity of his killer
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/x_wLVCLPx0M[/youtube]
- while you were in the gym blasting pecs, i was at the computer blasting nazis online.
- [img]http://sofascouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Elegant-Couch-Keyboard-And-Mouse-91-For-Contemporary-Sofa-Inspiration-with-Couch-Keyboard-And-Mouse.jpg[/img]
- Yes hello may i please look at your selection of hand made soaps and candles?
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F12305] changed my mind, I'm pro-ant now [/quote] Welcome to the resistance
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7846] my momt old me that i could have a treat if i finished mymaths homework but when i went into the kitchen i told my dad that i did a lot of math homework and i ask him for 2 TREATS!! he gave me thema nd mom doesnt know holy shi*t..... [/quote] At first when he wrote maths i was like ho boy we got another british person in here but then he wrote math and now I don’t know what to think.
- Mon nom est Hercule Poirot et j'aime faire l'amour avec moi-même.
- i’m going to every bbq and playing “meat is murder” by the smiths on my bluetooth speaker until i get thrown out of each one
- Kinda got me a little horny if I’m being honest
- I tried to register derekloserbeam but it was already taken. 😡
- I forget the plot of every movie i see in real time as I’m watching it
- Hold on peens im on my way with some magical fruits!!!
- Hello, welcome to dad bloard. The bloard for all dads. Dads of what? You may be asking. Dads of anything. Dogs, cats, bunnies, hell... even human babies. Is this the place to slam fellow bloarders for being dads? Absolutely not. Unless your own dad is on bloard. Could you use this as a forum to vent about how awful your own dad is? Sure, why the hell not! Have fun!
- In this episode, Derek takes us on a tour of the closet and shares a special feature that had to be “retired.” Enjoy! -Constance [youtube]https://youtu.be/Ghr3MSZTLgY[/youtube]
- ...guess you guys aren't ready for that yet... but your kids are gonna love it.
- Here jerry, sniff this. It’ll cure what ails ya
- No so fast jerbear. Get in line buddy!
- Warehouses rule. I would like to drive a forklift. I've only used pallet jacks.
- i’m drinking alcohol and perusing bloard rn [img]https://i.imgur.com/dEHTvY0.jpg[/img]