Fuck i went from number 2 to number 12 oh how the mighty have fallen 👌🥴🖕
dereklaserbeam
hi there
- the steve kind that’s what kind! fuck steve. fuck you steve! i’m gonna burn your party down bitch!
- No josh. You’re regurgitating stuff from another forum while kingdad is creating fresh original content. Perhaps you could try that as well?
- Hold on peens im on my way with some magical fruits!!!
- Hello, welcome to dad bloard. The bloard for all dads. Dads of what? You may be asking. Dads of anything. Dogs, cats, bunnies, hell... even human babies. Is this the place to slam fellow bloarders for being dads? Absolutely not. Unless your own dad is on bloard. Could you use this as a forum to vent about how awful your own dad is? Sure, why the hell not! Have fun!
- when i look at my hands as I'm tying my shoes i fuck up the knot like 90% of the time but the moment i trust in the lord and closr my eyes i tie the knot with absolute precision 100% of the time
- ...guess you guys aren't ready for that yet... but your kids are gonna love it.
- Here jerry, sniff this. It’ll cure what ails ya
- i'm good at tugging off. now that you're all aware of my actividad's i recon that's a job weel don
- Warehouses rule. I would like to drive a forklift. I've only used pallet jacks.
- i like it when kjs posts on bloard -derek laser beam
- High school is really only fun for extremely extroverted chads and stacys
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhappy-birthday-dereklaserbeam%2Fposts%2F7913] happy birthday dierk [/quote] Happy birthday bug deal
- No so fast jerbear. Get in line buddy!
- I’m going peepee having prescribed to the larry david school of going peepee, which is that i go peepee sitting down.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fplaying-with-my-buds-in-the-sand-box-having-a-good-time%2Fposts%2F3795] i built a Sand Castle _ / |_| \ / ~ /_____ 🚩|_|_____\ [/quote] I fucken stomped on your little "castle" dude 😏
- I forget the plot of every movie i see in real time as I’m watching it