Once upon a time there was a young boy with an exceptional gift for posting on-line. This boy was clearly a prodigy, even at a young age, and often times he would be challenged by local forum admins from towns and villages across the land. No matter what happened though, he was always able to beat them with their own logic, and win the hearts and minds of the populace. One day, however, an evil little imp decided to post about Duplo on the Lego forums. The people were enraged, but knew their young hero would come to save them. However after several long days, and many reports, the thread still remained up. The people looked around everywhere, but the young poster was nowhere to be found. To this day he has never been seen, but legends tell of a day when the Goude Poster shall return. And on this day we shall all engage in merriment on-line, and the birds shall sing the songs of heroes in midi form. But over the years this legends have changed and twisted as new tongues spread the stories of the on-line hero. Who was he? What forums did he frequent? Is it possible that he could have played a hand in creating Bloard? One must study the ancient Bloard Scrolls for fragments of truth, and only within can we find the true Bloard Creation Myth, and the knowledge of the posters of yore.

not real at all. a 100% horsedick tale of lies and falsitudes

Hey what's up... it's me... the goud poster

fuckm off

And his name was Albert Einstein

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-king-of-posting%2Fposts%2F2163] not real at all. a 100% horsedick tale of lies and falsitudes [/quote] fuck off mate before i get pissed !!

Sounds a little farfetched to me, KD.

its real god dammit!!

You know, I guess you're right. Sorry for doubting you, KD. [To everyone else so KD can't hear] This sounds pretty farfetched to me guys.

[img]http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/missourifarmertoday.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/8/43/843fe5ae-41fb-11e1-ab3f-0019bb2963f4/4f17040ee4604.image.jpg[/img] Hey what's up guys, haha, just hangin' and kickin' it with Snooby over here in the isolated woods that can't be located on a GPS, haha. What's that? Hmmm? Oh yeah, depending on your next responses to this thread I may or may not get so riled up that I crush his measly skull between my burly man-hands. Haha, just kidding! Maybe... Haha!

:) [To everone else so KD can't hear] Help! He's trying to tell me the story of the good poster again! Belp me!

KingDad42, fuck you