I was eating a deep dish pizza while driving and my hands slipped off the steering wheel and I drove into a preschool and the little bastards rushed me and ate my pizza.

the war is over. I count 7 on the side of bookbloard, and a sad solitary 1, the illiterate snooby, on the other side, soon to be exiled to fuck bloard

fuck you!

logging on to bloard when i remember about it

bloard

i am aware of bloard

my favourite pasta is calzone

i hunt the most dangerous animal of all: ants

That's the idiot that runs book bloard. Drag his ass

gummi bloardman

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bloard neck syndrome

"fuck neck"

i like to eat breakfast quietly in the dark

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w/c: 165lbs favorite exercise: the push up as i find it sculpts the tits with precision and humanity favorite oly lift: i don't know what that is sorry favorite lifters: the guy at the gym that walks like he's proud of a shit he just took favorite rep scheme: varied to keep me interested favorite accessory exercise: unironic medicine ball toss atg or hookgrip: i don't know atg diet: omnivore

becoming moist is a young man's game

i ate some pork

going to the gym, so yes.

I eat a bowl of ants for breakfast

big ole meat orbs

not my house not my problem

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From: NASA subject: re: Michelob Ultra Hello all, Codeword "Michelob Ultra" is a highly sensitive, security level 4hIII project. Please refrain from using it on public message bloards. Thank you, Neil Armsrtong

Oh Bloard my God When I in awesome wonder consider all the posts here have been made I see the goatse I hear the loling blunders thy power throughout the bloardiverse displayed then sings my soul my saviour, bloard to thee how bloard thou art how blaord thou art

Chrise the lorrt

I get 47 emails a day asking me to join focus groups, and I diligently fill out the survey every time, but all I even get in return is a link to goetse--no invite to the focus group. What are you doing right and I'm doing wrong?

i dragged some dumpsters around and pulled a garbage truck with my teeth and wrestled homeless people. it's called the "practical urban workout"

i dreamed i went back to bed

both my ants are on oxygen and play alot of bingo. I guess I'm con ant

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F6510] smart move, if you're a fucking beta soyboy incel 👈👈👈😂😂😂😂hitler [/quote] so for how long have you been eating soy and not working out

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[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-app-2018%2Fposts%2F4520] Bloard is the warmest place to hide. [/quote] The Behind The Bloard episode about this post is a classic

ill wake up tomorrow morning probably

butchers crossing because a guy on line told me too and I don't argue with on line

my beard is crumby

My life forever altered by a visage appeared in a slice of toast. Mustache. A bulbous nose. A hat, emblazoned with "M." Foretold, truth, in my bread. I spread the word. My wife, apostate, left me. My children, estranged by my "madness." No, my prophecy. Toast taken on pilgrimage to the Vactican. An audience with the Pope. The Pope said: "No Christ, this." I smirk. "Certainly not. Much more." The Pope labels me heretic. I murder him with his hat, continue on with the toast. Prophet.

cool guy trustworthy friend :) kind person

we got a roomba for Christmas lad tyear but it gets stuck on the cords

went to the gym and pissed freely while doing kettlebell swings. went on the wall of fame