[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-app-2018%2Fposts%2F4520] Bloard is the warmest place to hide. [/quote] The Behind The Bloard episode about this post is a classic

bloard neck syndrome

oh the bloard is good to us and so we thank the bloard for giving us the things we need the posts and the lols and the brain disease the blaord is good to us where the fuck is Swann amen

both my ants are on oxygen and play alot of bingo. I guess I'm con ant

i ate some pork

logging on to bloard when i remember about it

That's the idiot that runs book bloard. Drag his ass

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pissin myself

i wish i was blind so i could enjoy these

I would enjoy for someone to clean my house for me. and to give me $1,000,000.

muscle is a type of bone

take horny bloard viral 2018 kony

goatse where the jewel in the ring is the bloard logo

it's a mirror

I'm thinking about never working out again in my life

now I quit

I'm going for a bike ride

supertramp

10:47pm PST

now

i have to fly on a plane soon

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-bloard%2Fposts%2F4959] i made an account and i wanna know [/quote] never heard of it

a dog hired me as it's service animal. i get fed fairly well and i have a twenty-by-ten foot "run" all for myself. my bed of old towels is washed once every fortnight. things are good for me.

I've got like 3 different pulled muscles at any one time because I'm old af. I'm basically I'm constantly in pain

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F5694] my life got slightly better in one aspect and immediately got worse in like four others 👎 [/quote] this happened to me on the same day. not very good

LGBBTQ. the extra b stands for bbloard

Unironically, I think my knees have ebola. I am in joint pain. Glucosamine is witch doctory, right?

gummy bepis

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Fcapitalism-megathread%2Fposts%2F2315] is it good or bad? i think its bad. sorry but thats just how i feel. [/quote] I think it's a little bit of both, you know? like that famous russian saying by john lennin "Ying and yang?"

bloardistani

going to the gym...at lunch break. going to eat a gym mat and that chalk shit

I'm going to the store to buy a turkey tomorrow

Are you not going to the Oscars either?

I still can't read. The doctors told me a piece of the drill bit broke off in my left parietal lobe. Whatever. The brain is a large organ and I get by well enough. I've been having Karl read my the collected works of American literary legend and canon stalwart Thomas Leo Clancy. I marvel at his prescience. For example, he predicted the time George W. Bush drove into a McDonald's ball pit while high on bathroom cleaner six full minutes before it happened. Remarkable.

posted on bloard

snooby told me to post here but I don't want to

about to have at it

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-meme-exe%2Fposts%2F4111] bloard top posts bloards Mister Spigetti homegbsnew meme.exe Avatar slow learner 0 Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL 15 days ago quote Avatar Mister Spigetti 0 Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL 15 days ago quoteeditdelete Avatar coward 1 *liam gallagher voice* dont fucking talk about foundations of physics on bloard dickhead 15 days ago quote Avatar haunted_shrub 8 me at work: i can't wait to browse bloard later. its good and everyone there is smart and good looking too. me on bload: i would kill a kid for a single +1 11 days ago quote Avatar dereklaserbeam 1 I can’t get this thread to run on my mac 10 days ago quote Avatar wowneat 1 HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT* 10 days ago quote Avatar hillips 2 wowneat posted: HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT* 9 days ago quote Avatar wowneat 2 hillips posted: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. 9 days ago quote Avatar kingdad42 3 wowneat posted: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 7 days ago quote Avatar slow learner 0 kingdad42 posted: Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. lmfao a day ago quote homegbsnew meme.exe Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img [/quote] not reading this

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