jerry put that part in the poem becuase he was scared people were gonna say he was the king but he's really the hobbit prince (does the same thing as the king but no status in the kingdom)
kingdad42
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhey-derek%2Fposts%2F7149] haha see! ur such a liar wowneat i just can’t even. also, what i’m eating now is your mom’s pussy. bitch ass punk. why don’t you come upstairs and eat your dinner ya fuckin loser. [/quote] holy sh*t derek just went beast mode on his ass!
- butt hole because it would be just like poopoing would you rather eat two century eggs with no water or would you rather suck on a great big fat guy's toes for 30 min
- Goosie is not Swann. Swann is one of a kind and unique, and this Goosie fellow is not him, clearly. Cripes you guys, it's driving me nuts that you could mistake the two.
- it's okay bug deal, we support you
- hmnnnzzzjznznSNORP... HUH?!.. Oh, sorry. I just started reading this thread and fell asleep because it's about boring ass reading and literature. Couldn't get through it without falling a freaking sleep.
- Sie sind wieder auf der seltsamen Seite von Bloard.
- far out, swann i had a dream where I was in a strange house that I could possibly inherit, but it was a strange kinda mansion thing that had a lot of hidden rooms and passages, and there was some creepy ass shit roaming around it, but i don't remember what. I often have dreams of houses like this where there's a hidden attic room with a screaming old lady in it, but thankfully this dream was free of all that nonsense. anyways, i was playing some game with some buddies, it was a MGS game with homing sharks, but it was bullshit so I stopped and went upstairs. I then went back downstairs and saw my buds playin the game like zombies, so i woke up. i'm tired of the damn crazy houses man
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut9kyP1Bsx4[/youtube]
- That's always awkward. I went to a wedding last summer, but luckily I knew a good handful of the people there, so we just pigged out and had fun.
- *guy with Hepatitis Z voice* Hey guys, I think I'm getting better! They might let me out soo-bgksjabgnngngnnnngnnrngnnrngngnn oh god ngnnakeanlnznnv,,ngnnnn
- My smelly nest would be made of nintendo power and protein powder. what about yours? How would you construct your nest? Would it be an open top nest, or a ball nest with a little door?
- There's a 15 year old kid at my gym who is over 6 feet tall and can deadlift 500+ pounds and bench like 230+ wish i could be as strong as some of these teens
- Nice, we got a dolphin on here now. I'm good, just getting ready for work. Gonna juice some produce so I can save time and not have to chew it. Also got another 35 pound kettlebell in the mail today. Going to bring the gym home with me so I can always be at the gym, while posting on Bloard!!!!
- psych bitch!!!!! nobody gives a shit about friggin "tunes"!!!!!! nobody posts on bloard anymore!!! fuck!!!
- me and beer counter are pan asian, so we're going to the mongolian steppes to prove our worth among the horse archers
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F13901] no [/quote] no..ts... in your mouth LMFAO
- I currently have a "job", but I think I just found a lifehack that will change everything. I'm going to be a male prostitute that only has sex with hot women. Normally a prostitute has to earn money having sex with anyone, old, ugly, same gender, or otherwise. I have found a way around this with a loophole and will only have sex with the numerous hot women who will give me money. The answer was right there in front of our faces the whole time. Alternatively, I think I might become a postman.
- i really need a change in environment or something. idk what im doing with my life lol
- fidget spinners are the mushy peas of dog crap!!
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fphone-or-computer-bloarder-maybe-both%2Fposts%2F6694] i take my laptop to the bathroom in order to take a shit i mean post on bloard. you could really say i'm "on the go" [/quote] holh shit are u me
- sometimes i feel like mark from peep show
- [quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6435] im jez [/quote] lets rent a flat in seattle for american peep show
- I already ate it, sorry bud.