[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F1495]
There's 10 types of people in this world
01. gents
10. people who don't understand binary
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EDIT 12/5/2016, 4:50 ET
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please finish this
kingdad42
- once you eat one of these "pig pussy" pork rinds... you'll never... oh... whats the fucking point.....
- You need to wake up, man. We've been trying for ages but your ass ain't budging. We don't know how this message will reach you, or if you will ever find this, but if you see this just know that you need to wake up. You have to!!! You've been out of it for quite some time and now is the time to wake up!! This isn't the real world, no matter how real it may feel. We miss you... H-h-hURRY UP!!!!
- me and slow learner incredibly motivated ourselves through the power of skype. we screamed much to the chagrin of the other lifters
- Had a dream I was wandering around a city in a suit. Ran into some old friends on the street and they kind of scoffed when I told them I was trying to make some changes careerwise, and I walked away sheepishly as I kept trying to readjust my shoes that kept falling off. Not a good omen. I won't analyze this one.
- Are you tired of being skinny-fat? Are you tired of just being regular fat? [img]https://www.corehealthproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Skinny-Fat-banner.png[/img] If YOU want to become a lean, strong, well-oiled machine, then try taking chickpea supplements from my studio, Big Boy Workouts in order to be come a stronger, healthier you. It only costs one thousand dollars a month, and you'll be on the road to being a big and powerful hummus-powered machine!!
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11494] what's your first decree [/quote] My first decree is that everyone plus one the OP. My second decree is that we will reduce horny bloard numbers by at least half for 2020.
- Bakumatsu refers to the final years of the Edo period when the Tokugawa shogunate ended. Between 1853 and 1867 Japan ended its isolationist foreign policy known as sakoku and changed from a feudal shogunate to the Meiji government. The major ideological-political divide during this period was between the pro-imperial nationalists called ishin shishi and the shogunate forces, which included the elite shinsengumi swordsmen. Frictions with foreign shipping led Japan to take defensive actions from the beginning of the 19th century. Western ships were increasing their presence around Japan due to whaling activities and the China trade. They were hoping for Japan to become a base for supply or at least a place where shipwrecks could receive assistance. The violent demands made by the British frigate Phaeton in 1808 shocked many in Japan. In 1825, the Edict to expel foreigners at all cost was issued by the Shogunate, prohibiting any contacts with foreigners; it remained in place until 1842.
- i'm the bad bitch of bloard
- I'd post this in gameingbloard but nobody would see it or post in the thread otherwise. Anyways, I'll start with a big one: Mother Mia. - Mario
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-beutelberry-feast%2Fposts%2F11546] I passed out and then was taken to the dungeons to be tortured within an inch of my life and then forced to drink an amnesiac potion so I would forget my pain and the whole process was repeated until I was an inch from death. and I gotta say, kingdad's administration totally rules! [/quote] These are lies.
- ich bin im Klub, mit deiner Nichte [img]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/gremlins/images/4/4a/Gremlins_2_die_rueckkehr_der_kleinen_monster_bild_1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130306163159[/img]
- i bet joup has tons of crumbs, hes just embarrassed about the fact that he eats weird shit like ho hos
- my russian bots i used to win the election are rebelling! fuck! fuck!!!
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Felemental-bending-thread%2Fposts%2F9885] Turd bending [/quote] that's called diarrhea
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Finto-the-breach-from-the-makers-of-ftl-for-thr-lose-lol%2Fposts%2F5147] i actually think i might get this. loved FTL. will update once i've played [/quote] i liked it
- It's that time again; the time to get cozy in the dark and fall asleep to dream land. The land of slumber. The good shit. So what do my fellow bloarders like to do before going to bed? Some nice cozy bloardtime rituals. Drink a tea, brush your teeth? Me? I like to strip fully nude and sleep face down in a coffin. don't ask me why ☺☺☺ it's just always been that way!! a nice rubios tea is good as well as a nice bedtime story so what about the rest of the bloard community??
- I agree with you, Joop. And you know what, they should all dope up. Let's get some insane as all hell Olympics going, with superhuman feats of strength!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!
- I'm taking a little bit of Christmas Cheer for myself anyways.
- Shave some armpit hair and the beard of the goat and put it in a cauldron. Then, mix it together with the sweat of a horned pleasure-hog. After that begins to boil add in some paprika, some chives, and some ginger and let it sit for 20 minutes. What you will get is an amazing potion, full of secret delights..
- It's a place where we come to post sometimes. Some threads are good, some suck shit!!!
- You will do fine, Little Erik. Just look at the jury and pretend that you're talking to all your friends on Bloard. Also, glad to hear you're feeling better Bug Deal. I, too, think it sucks that chemicals in my brain can cause me to feel happy or feel like absolute crap, but at the same time they also drive me to post online, so there is a silver lining.
- oh yeah i'm having soup *takes a big diarrhea in the toilet bowl while my asshole makes a nasty whistling noise* dinner is served bitch
- Bad Idea: Sleeping nude Iffy Idea: Sleeping only in boxers or briefs or whatever your undergarments are Ok Idea: Sleeping with PJ pants on over your undergarments Better Idea: Sleeping under covers with PJ pants and a sleep-sweater Good Idea: Wearing your Starfish Snuggle Snowsuit over your PJ pants and sweater, with undergarments underneath, and socks on underneath the covers Post your own
- [quote=plop;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Ftop-10-races%2Fposts%2F5988] 1. east asians 2. whites 3. blacks 4. south americans 5. polynesians 6. arabs 7. hispanics 8. natives 9. non east asian asians 10. jews [/quote] WTF
- "Lemme put my beer down" *camera conveniently pans and lingers on derek's large collection of expensive designer suits*
- We raided the high level body builders and there manlets now lmao
- Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong bloard. The leather bloard's down the street.