think ill take a 6 hour nap
kingdad42
- I already ate it, sorry bud.
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4257] I eat ants [/quote] good proteins
- We should encourage people to continue to post here. I noticed that there haven't been many posts lately, and the only way to resurrect Swann is to constantly post POST PSOT!!!!!!!!!! POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello%2Fposts%2F3319] welcome to bloard! we are a tight-knit community of like-minded posters who above all love to share the lols and Bring It In! by the way, i've given you your first plus one. this means you are bound to me as a bloard thrall and have to plus one all my posts [/quote] As Joop's Bloard Thrall™ you have to give all his plus 1s to me.
- yeah. alcohol really fucks with me now, but all my social pressures keep me drinking it i dont really touch the stuff outside of social occasions now
- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3253] IM NOT GETTING NE MATCHES IN TINDER, GIRLS FUCKEN HATE A NICE GUY THEY ONLY WANT ALPHA JOCKS [/quote] aint that the truth 🏂
- Chapter 1 ~~~CRASH BANDICOOT AND THE RATCHET AND CLANK~~~ Ratchet Kelredian and clank (with no last name) where flying their spaceship through space when they came across a help distress signle in space. "clank why dont we go down there and investigae" asked Clank. Ratchet could only agree with him since his was programmed to always help out those in need. So they w flying down to the surface when all of a suden there was such a laser beam that there ship was falling apart ! they plunged through the atmosphere of this small planet until they reached the bottom wich was the ground and crashed into it. "clank are you alright" asked clank compasionately. "mwuhf mwuf tail" said rachet since he was under neat clank and crushed into the gorund of the sandy beach. They stod up shakily and wonered what happened. All of a suden an orange thing ran out of the jungle at them. Clank pulled out his blaster but it was no use! it was broken in the plane crash-or should i say SPACE SHIP crash because they had crashed in there spaceship. even so though ratchet thought he could threatan whatever was runing at them with his laser guns "STOP RIGHT HTERE" said ratchet to the orange blur. THe orange blur stopped and said "Oh sorry to bother you guys. My name is Crash Bandicoot" and i thought i should come and see if youre doing ok "Thank you very much for the assistence" said ratchet. "our means of transort seems to have crashed on your planet and we require aid in order to have fly off the island." "Im not sure how much help i can be" said crash bandicoot confusedly, "but i think theres an old time machine near by that you could try and use." so they set off into the jungle to find the old machine and use that. BUT mean while cortex and his henchman were watching what was going on on the beach. "Curses" said cortex. "I show my laser at the spaceship and it crashed but ratchet and clank are still alive!" "he he thats a good one because you said CRASH" said tiny tiger. one look from cortex and he became quite again. next time who knows what happens next
- Hmm, wowneat, ever consider the fact that maybe it's irony, bitch???
- [img]https://unomoralez.com/content/files/catalog2/source/garuda_1452561490.jpg[/img] Bloard can be a portal to the Bird Kingdom if you look hard enough.
- If you take the blue pill, you can stay on bloard, posting cool things with cool people in wonderland. If you take the red pill, you'll see just how deep this goatse goes.
- i prefer light roasts. has more flavor, more caffeine, more of the good shit if you asked me, which you did which is why i'm tellin you
- this is a giant toilet, and we're all the last stinky shits getting flushed down the drain
- my girlfriend has been sneaking weedibles into my food source for years now. i just found out today, and i'm malnourished and high as all get out. i haved been weedied for the last time !!! ****this was a joke post by king dad, like comment and subscribe for more classic knee slappers!!**** ☺
- hey derek, get a load of this wednesday favorite... [img]https://ton.twitter.com/1.1/ton/data/dm/825270414083444740/825270401123037184/COwMwKh5.jpg:large[/img]
- ask zwarte piet for one im sure he can help you out #christmasmiraclenetherlands
- I gotta try that out sometime. I got really busy and didn't work out for like 3 weeks. Getting back into it but I feel like I lost a lot of strength.
- I need to take care of this zit on my nose
- I went to bed at 7:30am. I'm turning into a creature.