I was invited by Cher and Barrack Obama, so I'll probably go.
kingdad42
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhy-do-you-bloard%2Fposts%2F3361] not much to do in prison 😞 [/quote] dude join my gang, we're going to egg the warden
- ask zwarte piet for one im sure he can help you out #christmasmiraclenetherlands
- i am the april fool, torture me and give me treats until i scream
- hey derek, get a load of this wednesday favorite... [img]https://ton.twitter.com/1.1/ton/data/dm/825270414083444740/825270401123037184/COwMwKh5.jpg:large[/img]
- Gonna go with Joup or Wowneat. They're probably teaming up to synthesize new smells.
- my coworker exploded at my other coworker who is a flat earther. it was quite intense
- What do you guys do to keep yourselves sane and happy? i like to wander nature and reflect on my many accomplishments, while also relaxing to the gentle breeze. here's a pic of me for reference: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qq2kP38.png[/img]
- my girlfriend has been sneaking weedibles into my food source for years now. i just found out today, and i'm malnourished and high as all get out. i haved been weedied for the last time !!! ****this was a joke post by king dad, like comment and subscribe for more classic knee slappers!!**** ☺
- this is a giant toilet, and we're all the last stinky shits getting flushed down the drain
- We need more posts like Spigetti's. Also Joop, what if someone's username is ironic? Does that mean they shouldn't post in here at all? Also how do you feel about the British spelling of Joop, which is Joup?
- shit, can't argue with that i guess!!!!!!!
- [img]https://pics.me.me/itty-bitty-baby-itty-bitty-boat-twinkie-house-i-dont-24064013.png[/img]
- Good Work Bloard Man. Keep it up, and you could go higher. Perhaps.
- i prefer light roasts. has more flavor, more caffeine, more of the good shit if you asked me, which you did which is why i'm tellin you
- If you take the blue pill, you can stay on bloard, posting cool things with cool people in wonderland. If you take the red pill, you'll see just how deep this goatse goes.
- getting "hair" cut is the act of cutting the many, which have formed into one entity it is grammatically correct, because i freaking said so
- Garfield likes to eat, and asses are how food leaves the body, so clearly he is a boobie man
- i'm in the middle of a big move. very stressful, but will be really happy once it's all done and over. i'm feeling lonely myself, but hopefully that subsides soon.
- Put 'em all in here!! We're all buddies! Show me your mother fuckin art work!!! [img]http://i.imgur.com/efFNKmi.jpg[/img]
- god is a sexy babe who has to be my wife because he created me...wait
- [img]https://unomoralez.com/content/files/catalog2/source/garuda_1452561490.jpg[/img] Bloard can be a portal to the Bird Kingdom if you look hard enough.
- i read 10 pages of dune and stopped im a failure for the bookmen
- Hmm, wowneat, ever consider the fact that maybe it's irony, bitch???
- *speaking italian* bucca di beppo a la finguolo mr pibb
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11371] give it a squeezin [/quote] that made it worse, so i'm trying a new tactic