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- mario tenis (pronounced tee-nis) is a contraction of "mario's teeny weeny penis"
- i bloard on my computer [b]and[/b] on my phone. also i was at the bus station once and there was this big ass information touch screen thing where you could look at news websites and twitter and other internet stuff for some reason, i tried to get bloard on there but i couldnt find a way. would of been epic though
- OP dumbass -___- you probably listen to techno music instead of classicol. dont tell me how to post ever again. cause you're honestly just a dipshit <------- boom roasted
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2459] ive decided to take up smoking [/quote] i don't think thats a very wise decision. you shouldn't start smoking in case you become addicted and suffer health problems
- raymond has arrived. now the saturday night fun can really begin!!
- so an innocent drive by farting is suddenly forbidden, but the guy who's been jacking off in the corner next to the mop buckets and rakes has been here for over two weeks, just tugging away and grunting at anyone who walks by, mashing his spud raw... i guess snooby showed us his true colours today.
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- you're off the list... mate
- hey thats my juice YOU CANT DO THAT THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES
- Jerry I have always wanted to be your friend π more than i do with anyone else on this site. and that's true.
- lets take this shit offline. we have been slaves to bloardmans rule for too long. we can use hacker scripts downloaded from online, create bloard-outs, then issue demands to let people know whose really running the show. you will probably get banned if your caught hacking so please sign your posts in this thread with a name de plume (not your bloard name) to keep your identity a secret -Harry Q Cakebread
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- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- heres the goddamn policy. everyone listen up! if you got some biscotti around here.... you gotta share that shit!!!! EDIT: :)
- NEO: I know pant shitting. morpheous: show me neo *Shits his pants* (Neo voice): Whoah...
- derek is this true it better not be your so getting banned from games bloard if it is π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
- [img]https://www.cameronsworld.net/img/content/33/44.gif[/img][img]https://www.cameronsworld.net/img/content/13/10.gif[/img][img]https://www.cameronsworld.net/img/content/13/23.gif[/img][img]https://www.cameronsworld.net/img/content/33/9.gif[/img][img]https://www.cameronsworld.net/img/content/13/8.gif[/img] http://www.deuceofclubs.com/tunes/demos/zoundz/13%20-%20Unknown%20Artist%20-%20Satan,%20You%20Lost,%20Lost,%20Lost%20-%20Unbelievable%20Believers,%20Incredible%20Christian%20Song%20Demos.mp3
- i'm just waiting for the return of the "manky kong" (see below) [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/donkeykong/images/a/a0/Manky_1.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100819212654[/img]
- what if one were to, hmmm, not play by the rules, as it were....
- no! ππ¨ β you're blowing too hard! ππ¨ β you'll regret that... ππ¨ β π coffee gone
- hey guys, there's this christmas cracker joke I got that I've been thinking about for a while now, and I'd like to share with you guys the Top 3 Reasons this Christmas Cracker Joke is Strange and/or Fu***d up... please tell me what you think!!! Here is the christmas cracker joke in question. I found it in a draw and now its on the corkboard in my bedroom, sorry for the image quality [img]http://i.imgur.com/zTR0NYeh.jpg[/img] "HERE WE GO... LET'S GO!" π [b]number three: spooky subject matter[/b] π why is the joke about ghosts if its in a christmas product. hey, call me old fashioned, but ghosts and other spooky phenomenon have their own holiday and it ain't xmas. unless this is a spirit is of the holy variety (i.e. j chriddy himself, son of The Big Daddy thats right, Are Father who Arts in Heaven) it has no place being at the crimbo table. "it's a h'ween howler, not a christmas crack-'em-up" "BUT WE'R JUST GETTING STARTED" π [b]number two: what is goulash[/b] π² so i understand that gouglash is a portmanure of ghoul and goulash. but what the fuck is goulash anyway. im not googling it but it sounds revolting, like the kind of thing that kingdad would have wrapped in tin foil in the back of his fridge. absolutely disgusting... i dont' want to hear about it. especially upon the Dec. 25th, where holesome, Christian Foods such as turkey and nutt roast's are on the table...! [quote]before we get to the grand finale (number one) here are some honorable mentions that didn't make the cut![/quote]ghosts =/= ghoulss, ghosts dont need 2 eat, ghouls aren't real, ghosts can eat more than one thing if they wanted to, ghosts cant actually eat anything because they are incorporeal, ghosts aren't real "IT's THE BIG ONE!!" π [b]number one: spellin' spoofs & goofs[/b] π i dont mean to point the big finger but whoever typed up this joke totally curled out a steamer. although it sounds like they understood the joke itself, when it comes to the spelling of either ghoul, goulash "or maybe both" they were tragically misinformed. I just don't understand where the second g in "Gouglash" came from. also, the "h" after the "g" in "ghoul" has disappeared, which is the only letter that informs you that it's referring the ghouls, a vital step in making the joke "click" with the reader. well, that about sums it up in a nutshell! thankyou for joining me on this journey everyone! i hope we all learnt a thing or two and had fun along the way! [b]SEE TOU NEXT YEAR!!![/b]
- mister spigetti, sorry you aren't getting the plusses you so desperately crave. have you tried saying you eat ants?
- its okay beefsnack everyone's allowed one slip up in the no irony thread. it can be hard.
- FUCK hey... FUCK you. get FUCK buddy! im flipping the FUCK bird at you right now!!
- he uses his magic reindeer to fly around. they pull his fucking sleigh which is why he can go so fast. his belly isnt full of propell ant, just merriment and holiday cheer.. for fucks sake. this should be obvious