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- pretty sure that there are numbers on the number line that are still undiscovered. sounds crazy right? well, have a look at this. 23, 24, 25, 26, ???, 28, 29, ???, ???, ???, 33, ??? big gaps. i don't think we know all the numbers yet... i don't think we're even [b]close.[/b]
- šødecommissioned windsock šøhazardous banister thats all i cant think of any more. what cool band names have you thought of?? š leave them down there ššš
- hate it when im going to suck my own dick and i catch a whiff of my belly button. thats why i only suck myself off from behind
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4QeypcBMyQ&ab_channel=seanlockwood[/youtube]
- erik you shouldnt get worked up about what people on a message board think about ants. bug deal, your language is crude and immature. both of you please settle down and read this... ā¢ants can lift like 724 times their own weight. ā¢ants can see in the dark, probably ā¢ants have 6 legs, more than most tables and chairs ā¢ants eat tiny things like crumbs, if you tried doing that youd be hungry all the time ā¢wouldnt surprise me if ants know alot about the history of ancient greece. ā¢ants are too small to need to worry about wearing clothes facts dont care about your feelings, a specially ANT FACTS.
- Ive thrown up 3 posts today which is alot for me. Which is good so it means i will be able to sleep peacefully with out tossing and turning in my slumber. Posting is like standing underneath a gentle cleansing waterfall wearing nothing but a white tshirt and brightly coloured crocks
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- *steals power drill* *steals spirit level* *steals doorknob* *steals towel rail* *steals watering can* *steals lubricant* *steals hammer* *steals hammer* *steals escutcheon* *steals gardening gloves* *steals tin of pistachio green paint* *steals hammer* *steals 60w light bulb* *steals circular saw* *steals nails* *steals spanner* *steals spirit level* *steals stepladder*
- listen to this every one. if you open up someones avatar you get a url like https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/22/avatar.png and the number before avatar.png i think is assigned when you sign up, so i signed up before erik so mine is 33 but his is 99. anyway it turns out bloardmans number is...... [url=https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/2/avatar.jpg]TWO![/url]!! so who is user 1??
- casual bloard user. go ahead, take your leave. you know where to find me. on bloard
- me seeing the pictuyre: meh, seen plenty hotter... me after being told she took the picture ironically: HUBBA HUBBBA!
- whats new on bloard? Bloard patch notes v2.43 ā¢ new craze called the dvd challenge: you record yourself snapping a dvd in half using only your mouth and upload the video of it, and challenge others to take part! ā¢ new emojis: š green strawberry, š tub, š©šŖ lgbt flag, š smily face ā¢ new "inside joke": emily is watching peter rabbit on amazon even though the loading thing is still spinning in the middle of the screen. i gotta get outta here! š°
- shhh shhh shhh.... shhh shhh shhh......... (i begin draping snooby in damp towels, to help him relax)
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] must feel terrible to have peaked so early
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsuper-smash-bloarders%2Fposts%2F7970] last words of a failord [/quote] damn he wasnt kidding..... i was playing mario odyssey yesterday and a mii fighter strongly resembling bug deal just showed up out of no where. he started beating the snot out of super mario, and the strangest thing, was, that every time he delivered a devastating blow on the plumber, i felt it to. In too much pain to even hold the joy cons, I spasmed on the ground in agony. i knew i shouldnt have added that guy... what was i thinking?? when he finally decided to end mario's life, for some reason, I died in real life as well. now i'm dead. i have reported bug deal to nintendo for hacking.
- ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD [img]https://i.imgur.com/sa1Zszm.png[/img] THERE IS PLENTY TO GO AROUND.
- this is the summer you cut a guys arm freaking off. what the heck! thats not badass its just being rude. march your butt over to pigfoots and apologise! š”
- dont know what that mean. lets just post nice okay. dont cuss! also blup and blrd dont word, dumb guys, read some book some time will y'all? just joke, ROFL š have good days -jack š
- graphics made on computer that you have downloaded, or made yourself??? one i found online: [img]https://i.imgur.com/fgDaMwl.png[/img] i made: [img]https://i.imgur.com/yIhcScW.png[/img] Now it's your turn.
- heres what i do in this scenario say "just another monday i guess!!"! and smile
- (i walk in with a bowl of mixed grapes) hey guys i brought green and red grapes we could do the blind grape taste test where you have to guess what colour you g-(everyone is wearing cartoon character onesies and shitting into the same corner) ummm! O__O
- wow erik, you seem to hold quite a positive opinion about the candy that contains "something the dogs cummed up on the rug"
- tiny ant voice įµŹ³į¶¦įµ įµįµįµ įµŹ°įµ į¶ įµį¶įµ įµįµįµ įµŹ°įµ Ė¢Ź°įµŹ·įµŹ³ Ė¢įµįµįµ įµŹ³Źøį¶¦į¶°įµ įµįµ į¶«įµįµįµ įµįµ įµŹø įµįµįµįµįµį¶«įµįµŹ³įµį¶« įµį¶«įµį¶°įµ
- that would be well epic mate, fucking legend. would so love it if you did that to me pal. i guess if you put thousands of dollars into a gofundme to get one of the mods' gf out of jail they just let you do whatever you want on here? haha love it
- if you want to make it in this thread, you've got to know how to scroll.
- in my dream there was a big DOOM map making contest that was extremely popular and everyone was talking about it... but then there was a big controversy because someone had the link to their DOOM wad taken off facebook because it had the word "queef" in the title. this was a really big deal for some reason and that fucking rat mark zuckerberg had to appear in court again because of it
- A new youtube comes out it is called vine 2. it instantly becomes the biggest video sharing site on the net and everyone gous wild for it. you make a couple of dumb videos just to send to some of your friends but then they start doing insane numbers. you have no idea why but you get millions of views and have more subscribers than anyone else on the site. the momentum on your vine 2 channel continues to build and your faeces pottery videos make you a household name the world over! you get millions of dollars from sponserships and you frequently appear on national television, and vine 2 the company sends you a official vine 2 t-shit with your username on the back . you're run over by a train i wish i could shapeshift into various animal formes (bison, newt, electric eel) at will
- [quote=derekloserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-username-squatting%2Fposts%2F2525] I tried to register derekloserbeam but it was already taken. š” [/quote] yeah cause you can only register your account once haha
- I'm at my booth where im giving out free lanyards with a link to my bloard profile on them. come to the booth if you want one and why not buy a hillips t shirt or poster while you're here? booth a13 right next to the saptapadi VR experience and the official joop brand tupperware stall
- my hearts not in this one. i dont care a single fuck about this post!! [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-posting-on-bloard-thread%2Fposts%2F11626] Do you have to post in here when you post in here, huh? [/quote] i dont know! shit!!!!
- what the FUCK is this shit āļøļøļøāļøļøļøāļøļøļøā ļøļøļøā OK so first off this isn't some special bloard formula... i doubt bloardman even had anything to do with making this stuff. i peeled off he label and it turns out this is just some other shit thats been repackaged. cant tell what it was before because all the writings in albanian or somethgn but its got this picture of a really pissed off looking goose on it. and there is jsut an inexcusable amount of hair in here, its like 30% muscle powder and 70% hair. will NEVER be buying again. avoid!!!