Think of the most retarded thing possible. Add a dash of fucked-upidness. Next, sprinkle in a glimmer of earnestness so as to confuse your fellow bloarders on your irony level. Let the post simmer in your notes app on your phone for 24 hours. Come back and paste it into a new bloard thread (if it’s 🔥) or reply. Bingo bango watch the upbloards roll in.