I havnt posted in a while and im uncreative and have a dull sense of humor so this is wht i came up with. This is a chat for conspiracy theories about bloard and its community of bloaders and bloardettes.

I'm awake

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgrendelvult%2Fposts%2F6380] AfD= ass fuckin dickks [/quote] Oh thanks, I didnt know what they were talking about

I bloard underground, that way they'll never find us

1. hamberger 2. Yes i like a lot 3. Bloard is my favoyrite meme 4. I amnt an ant 5. Too often 6. All the way 7. Whats the united states?

I usually keep my distance from this thread because doing irony is all I have left but here's my order Papa John's Dominoes Pizza Hut Cici's And then like at the bottom is pizza express

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F6556] there’s no such thing as a good morning ! [/quote] Good mornings are a myth

Mornang

Goodnight

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fc66e2a01-596a-4c4b-8ce1-eef8c81e8f00%2Fposts%2F12197] 🙂🖕 [/quote] FUCK! I'm sorry wveryone

Are you a phone bloarder or a computer bloarder? Or both

"Mother earth" enjoys the beating of meat :)

yess Iiii like Dddd thee threa dddd

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F10633] [img]https://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/vgJDi6bYu02k6h9_ZodulA/348s.jpg[/img] [/quote] Woah there

Each hair on your head was given to you as a gift from the bloard gods, to tamper with those gifts would be villanous

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5836] i dont get number 2. [/quote] I dont get number 7.

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6235] ... so youre an ant? 😠 [/quote] No i amnt but ants are such a joke that i make bad puns about them

Fucp

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Frp-i-have-a-big-box-of-muffins-and-ill-only-give-you-one-if-ur-nice-to-me%2Fposts%2F6458] here pal, have one. they're old *chucks u muffin* [/quote] Do you have all vegan muffins with no preservatives, if so, hillips you are my favourite bloarder

Just wanted some feedback on my branding change to see whether a permanent switch is a positive idea. As you can see my new photo is straight to the point and, I really think it sums up my posts quite well. Anyway, it's up to you guys...

A bloard a day keeps the crumbs away

True words, my dear friend, true words. However i already knew my bloard break could not and would not last for it woyld only be a matter of time before the population of shitty twitter users made me come back xx

Twitter is where I fuck with the gay users

I like these gummy https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=weirdest+gummy+candies&client=ms-android-hms-vf-gb&source=android-browser&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiGirHH_N3bAhWpJsAKHRk6CegQ_AUICSgB&biw=360&bih=512&dpr=3#imgrc=1xmcpDPU0C6pRM:

Guys, I've made the executive decision to change back. This brand change was not worth the cost and they gay twitter users are scared of me because they think I have some kind of diseas Turns out yoshi was the thing that turns people on the most so Yeah

Was it a happy little tree?

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6615] I don't know if you guys noticed but this is a sexual reference to cum. [/quote] :o

I'm gay For bloard

For all your bloarder fantasies.

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6109] new conspiracy: none of the bloard posts are serious and everyones just joking [/quote] What about the strictly no irony policy bloard

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6101] i’m bloardman [/quote] 😮😮

https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-hms-vf-gb&source=android-browser&q=yoshi+tinder#imgrc=V_S-p8mqMlQTrM:

I have a theory but im scared to talk about it as it might ruin some friendships 😕😕

Morning

What's a pullup

Won't the Canadan's get mad? Oh who am I kidding? The Canadan's are too happy to get mad

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-fanfictions%2Fposts%2F6184] [img]https://i.imgur.com/HZmryKb.gif[/img] [/quote] Good idea