I wake up from the ‘long nap’. Mr. Bean is staring me dead in the eyes Mr. Bean: Phage...? Me: Yes, Mr. Bean? Mr. Bean: Do you know what time it is? Me: Do you know why I have awoken? We notice each other have phones in hand. Mr. Bean and I: *simultaneously* What is that? We stare awkwardly at each other. Mr. Bean: On the count of three— Me: We take out our phones Mr. Bean and I: One Mr. Bean and I: Two Dirt Belly Mama: THREEEEEEEE!!!!! BLOARD USERS EVERYWHERE COME OUT OF DOORA WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW EXIST. IT DOESNT MATTER. NOTHING DOES. WHY!?!?!? HAPPY SATURDAY NIGHT BLOARD EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!