you more of an ass guy or a mesothoracic spiracle kind of guy
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F5410] just kind of feel it out, no real prefs here. let my hands do the walkin and talkin, yeah? normally i get slapped public but i got lucky in a dark room with my parents once. [/quote] i feel the need to clarify this post which was obviously misinterpreted which is why i recieved not as many plus one's as i should of. just because my parents were in the room doens't mean that i was letting my hands "talk to them" so to speak. i just happened to be in the same room as my parents when the power went out while we were at a sex-havers-only party, which was held at highly secretive place which i will not tell you, but it's related to a jordan peterson fanclub afterparty, before which we viewed like 2 and a half videos of his on youtube. anyway, the power went out, and so my hands started doing what they do best, i must have felt like at least 5 or 7 boobs, roughly, i won't go into too much detail, the details aren't important, but yeah it really got my thing going, so to speak, i hope you understand what i mean by this.
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F6325] We need to tlak about the purpose of Horny bloard because most of you clowns don't seem to get it. When we talk about the topic "what get's your thang going" we mean what gets you Horny as all get out! [/quote] i dont have a thang nor will i ever let it get going if i did
- I'm making beef stew with my roommates and I accidentally opened up a bunch of Horny jokes because I didn't choose my words carefully I said "should we put the meat in" and "do you think it will all fit" somehow forgetting that this would cause a whole mess of Horny jokes (which there's nothing wrong with that if you ask me seeinmg as I'm the creator of Horny bloard) but I just didn't see it coming and after I said it the Horny meat jokes kind of caught me off guard and I admitted that I should choose my words more carefully next time maybe
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F11795] I am feeling preposterously horny. The government should shoot me with tranquilizer darts and put me in a cage at the zoo [/quote] yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, you sick fucking freak