[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13454] there was a single one of those much bigger than average ants crawling across my kitchen sink yesterday. i literally took everything out of every cupboard and checked under and behind every appliance this morning for more. somehow just one of those fatass ones got in [/quote] i waas lookin for chips. dont be rude.

great swords guys. heres the sword i have, its really long and super sharp for advanced cutting techniques [img]https://i.imgur.com/wDW6GCG.png[/img]

jerry. your strength is 4 your intelligence is 6 and you charisma is 5 every go you can move up to 40 feet due to regular walks to the park and good running shoes. you have 35 hit points and can deal 4 hit points unarmed your alignment is lawful neutral, your personality trait is being able to identify dog breeds from incredible distances, you pretend its not a big deal but in reality you are very proud of it. your bonds are your large collection of carefully hand cut coupons which ensure great deals at all merchants partnered with amex but your flaws are an unrelenting hobbit bloodlust, you keep killing hobbits. every time you see a hobbit your only option is to strike with overwhelming force. this takes 3 away from your charisma, and also twitter is upset at you for it but you will deal criticals on all hobbits.

fashion idea: pantswap every week you and a friend swap pants, just to try out some new styles of pants

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12574] i wish i owned Herbie, the car with a 'tude [/quote] you own herbie......... online.......... you owned herbie so hard on twitter that he deleted his account, the world laughs and he now only posts on facebook. because of this tremendous fall from grace herbie is outcast from the social circles of the hollywood elite. herbie slowly fades into irrelevancy.... 8 years later you pull up to a drive thru. herbie serves you a mcflurry. you try not to make eye contact. i wish i was a hot elf and gandalf was my boyfriend

i saw a woman once and she was a marine and she kicked my ass

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-presidential-election%2Fposts%2F10886] I’ll submit this image as my platform, please consider me. Thanks. (I still can’t figure out how to post images) [/quote] try pressing the alt and then f4 key at the same time, that should insert the image

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F11586] RE: Don't Bang the Drum [youtube]gO17hN-YvBc[/youtube] [/quote] this completely changed my perspective on banging the drum..

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*eats farmer straw* 2019 be lookin fine and pretty it do be

[quote=That%20Ukrainian%20Twin;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello-97ebd302-f7eb-4e38-9a64-dc8ead25e763%2Fposts%2F11568] fuck to bitch you!!!!!!! [/quote] reported.

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rubble in the toilet

may all pants be unshitted on this blessed day ☝☺

pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all

good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12036] Im an using my mammle brain to make a complex post on bloard about how mych i love to take a big steamy crap!!!! [/quote] lmao mammal brain be crazy bro

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its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT

which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever

I love the smell of a new bloard post in the morning

love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”

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great job derak :)

any hole's a fart hole if youre brave enough

i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended

long hard day of looking at people doing road works outside the window, cant wait to get on the sofa with a huge beer and get in amongst some of that saturday night bloard

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maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought

post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard

they say the big fat bitch got the virus yet i feel fine. you cant scare me.

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post

guys if you could please concentrate

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just sneezed so i come to this thread in my time of need

good morning im watching the “wendigo car wash” video

[quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok

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