spore boner

crystal ball: "man this is some bull. shit. !!!"

bilbo doll [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/95/ef/ba95efc1ea2202fcffd2b099a28ad6ef.jpg[/img]

[quote=That%20Ukrainian%20Twin;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello-97ebd302-f7eb-4e38-9a64-dc8ead25e763%2Fposts%2F11568] fuck to bitch you!!!!!!! [/quote] reported.

bumper sticker for couples with two cars who drive together: on one car it says "its bloard" then on the other car it says "its a website!"

i still think its not even that bad.... youre overacting

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10500] hey pigfoot do you guys have a customer loyalty program where I put my phone number in the point of sale system and then maybe I get a little discount on common items (like snickers bars the kind with the peanut butter in them not the fucking regular ones that your grandad ate when he was getting ready to do underage drinking and cunnilingus on your grandma out behind the barn) and in exchange you get to track what stuff I commonly buy and maybe market to me via email? [/quote] listen here i thought i told you $15 for the damn snickers bar you can either buy one or im calling the cops

jerry. your strength is 4 your intelligence is 6 and you charisma is 5 every go you can move up to 40 feet due to regular walks to the park and good running shoes. you have 35 hit points and can deal 4 hit points unarmed your alignment is lawful neutral, your personality trait is being able to identify dog breeds from incredible distances, you pretend its not a big deal but in reality you are very proud of it. your bonds are your large collection of carefully hand cut coupons which ensure great deals at all merchants partnered with amex but your flaws are an unrelenting hobbit bloodlust, you keep killing hobbits. every time you see a hobbit your only option is to strike with overwhelming force. this takes 3 away from your charisma, and also twitter is upset at you for it but you will deal criticals on all hobbits.

i uh.... im.... i’m allergic i cant

come back time. love four part word very good, 1994 saab 9000 aero good cars [img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JqCmLX2VL.jpg[/img]

fashion idea: pantswap every week you and a friend swap pants, just to try out some new styles of pants

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F13454] there was a single one of those much bigger than average ants crawling across my kitchen sink yesterday. i literally took everything out of every cupboard and checked under and behind every appliance this morning for more. somehow just one of those fatass ones got in [/quote] i waas lookin for chips. dont be rude.

PSA: going out of business sale, liquidating all stock everything 40% off 😞

*eats farmer straw* 2019 be lookin fine and pretty it do be

thread to post in when we are pissing like right now im pissin

baby yoda huge vein cock. meat. wide. drip.

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10464] "greetings kind merchant, i'd like to peruse your wares. please show me to your finest selection of axes... and mayhaps ye can fletch a few flight arrows to replenish my companions dwindling quiver?" [/quote] im not really sure what that is but im pretty sure we have it "in the back", i can spend 5 minutes looking for it in a small cupboard behind the till while a small queue of agitated customers builds up behind you if you'd like?

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F11586] RE: Don't Bang the Drum [youtube]gO17hN-YvBc[/youtube] [/quote] this completely changed my perspective on banging the drum..

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10029] proof? [/quote] i have banished you from france

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10431] I can spin it. Up my butt lmao [/quote] fuckin lol this guy's hired

id like to file a claim against “dereklaserbeam” for the “amber welcome thread”. it has been months and no one called amber has posted. im not even sure they will post ever

SELLING: Travis Scott MEAL (MINT CONDITION) *NOT EATEN* NO MOLD (please read description) Starting Bid: $700

they say the big fat bitch got the virus yet i feel fine. you cant scare me.

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post

[quote=pinupcasinoo;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F13354] онлайн казино <a href=https://pin-up-casino999.ru/>Пин Ап</a> официальный сайт играть на деньги или бесплатно без регистрации [/quote] iam going to kill you

guys if you could please concentrate

just sneezed so i come to this thread in my time of need

love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12019] Excited to announce my new band, Churrrnip and the Pussycats. If anyone would like to join, let me know. Our first single will be entitled “Scratchin some Cordurrroys/No more Father... I’m so tired.... please...” :) [/quote] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please?

[quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok

good morning im watching the “wendigo car wash” video

long hard day of looking at people doing road works outside the window, cant wait to get on the sofa with a huge beer and get in amongst some of that saturday night bloard

I love the smell of a new bloard post in the morning

new time idea: 100 seconds is 1 day. weeks and months are banned! clocks are abolished this must all be counted manually!!

( only certain bloarders will get this one) 👉👌😏

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fneed-help-remembering-a-site%2Fposts%2F13650] the shrek grinch site [/quote] your personal blog

(cracks knuckles) watch this shit.. im going to make this freak break character in no time

sign me up for the list please but dont put me on the list itself put me at the top with a colon after my name so it looks like im the title........ please..

funky monkey