[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12574] i wish i owned Herbie, the car with a 'tude [/quote] you own herbie......... online.......... you owned herbie so hard on twitter that he deleted his account, the world laughs and he now only posts on facebook. because of this tremendous fall from grace herbie is outcast from the social circles of the hollywood elite. herbie slowly fades into irrelevancy.... 8 years later you pull up to a drive thru. herbie serves you a mcflurry. you try not to make eye contact. i wish i was a hot elf and gandalf was my boyfriend

i uh.... im.... i’m allergic i cant

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10745] Dick prey, cunt bait chop chop dick chop away from sack dick gone away Hiya [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sima_Qian]Sima Qian[/url] [/quote] fear chop dick 😰

welcome to freak’ s realm

[quote=That%20Ukrainian%20Twin;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello-97ebd302-f7eb-4e38-9a64-dc8ead25e763%2Fposts%2F11568] fuck to bitch you!!!!!!! [/quote] reported.

no fried chicken, just friend chicken :) 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[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-presidential-election%2Fposts%2F10886] I’ll submit this image as my platform, please consider me. Thanks. (I still can’t figure out how to post images) [/quote] try pressing the alt and then f4 key at the same time, that should insert the image

come back time. love four part word very good, 1994 saab 9000 aero good cars [img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JqCmLX2VL.jpg[/img]

its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me

pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)

good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel

love the rat action

im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT

love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”

which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever

flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.

post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard

arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!

great job derak :)

i also sat on your nuts, sorry

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cfA7wd9.jpg[/img]

they say the big fat bitch got the virus yet i feel fine. you cant scare me.

anyone standing behingd churchill wouldve been getting a pretty big swear right in the face! yikes!! 😬 [img]https://i.imgur.com/so6FgcF.png[/img]

may all pants be unshitted on this blessed day ☝☺

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post

just sneezed so i come to this thread in my time of need

its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12036] Im an using my mammle brain to make a complex post on bloard about how mych i love to take a big steamy crap!!!! [/quote] lmao mammal brain be crazy bro

[quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok

i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwas-watching-an-old-episode-of-martin%2Fposts%2F10758] this is fucked [/quote] this is a good post but, can i just say: i am willing to bet "bigerik" could've posted a better one

new time idea: 100 seconds is 1 day. weeks and months are banned! clocks are abolished this must all be counted manually!!

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019

rubble in the toilet

I love the smell of a new bloard post in the morning

anyone seen that guy? is he even real?

id like to file a claim against “dereklaserbeam” for the “amber welcome thread”. it has been months and no one called amber has posted. im not even sure they will post ever