lol cute toes

pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all

good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel

love the rat action

im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT

which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever

great job derak :)

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5267] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker [/quote] this i s exactly why im anti ant

burts ants lol

letting loose some of the best piss to ever grace the pipes ladies and gentlemen

i also sat on your nuts, sorry

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10776] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all. [/quote] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used

summer bloard = OVER! its BACK TO SCHOOL, all the annoying kids are back at school and theyve taken their low effort posts and dumb memes with them, time to ramp up the posts its about to get crazy in here. bloard is going to be a power house of good posts now all the summer casuals are gone, time to get to work (cracks knuckles

post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cfA7wd9.jpg[/img]

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)

just sneezed so i come to this thread in my time of need

flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-ve-killed%2Fposts%2F12092] i’m dead due to pfv [/quote] guys he couldnt have posted if he was dead this ones a lie

rubble in the toilet

lee harvey oswald bloarded. you c ould see it in his face

may all pants be unshitted on this blessed day ☝☺

any hole's a fart hole if youre brave enough

[quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok

its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

anyone standing behingd churchill wouldve been getting a pretty big swear right in the face! yikes!! 😬 [img]https://i.imgur.com/so6FgcF.png[/img]

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12036] Im an using my mammle brain to make a complex post on bloard about how mych i love to take a big steamy crap!!!! [/quote] lmao mammal brain be crazy bro

new time idea: 100 seconds is 1 day. weeks and months are banned! clocks are abolished this must all be counted manually!!

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwas-watching-an-old-episode-of-martin%2Fposts%2F10758] this is fucked [/quote] this is a good post but, can i just say: i am willing to bet "bigerik" could've posted a better one

I love the smell of a new bloard post in the morning

maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought

anyone seen that guy? is he even real?

id like to file a claim against “dereklaserbeam” for the “amber welcome thread”. it has been months and no one called amber has posted. im not even sure they will post ever

( only certain bloarders will get this one) 👉👌😏

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12019] Excited to announce my new band, Churrrnip and the Pussycats. If anyone would like to join, let me know. Our first single will be entitled “Scratchin some Cordurrroys/No more Father... I’m so tired.... please...” :) [/quote] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please?

good morning im watching the “wendigo car wash” video

derek that was 3 days ago i think the boners gone man :(