[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10776] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all. [/quote] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used

[quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F10102] ah yea hey, can't talk now. My fern garden has a lot of aphids g2g cya around. [/quote] haha yeah me too bro (huffs) , couldnt even talk if i wanted (puffs) im a bout to launch this ten thousand pound barbell right through the fucking gold's gym wall

this is the song i play in my gaming night club. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA[/youtube]

its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts

lol cute toes

pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all

good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel

love the rat action

which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5267] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker [/quote] this i s exactly why im anti ant

burts ants lol

im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT

arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!

love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”

great job derak :)

post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019

just sneezed so i come to this thread in my time of need

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12036] Im an using my mammle brain to make a complex post on bloard about how mych i love to take a big steamy crap!!!! [/quote] lmao mammal brain be crazy bro

i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cfA7wd9.jpg[/img]

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-if-you-ve-killed%2Fposts%2F12092] i’m dead due to pfv [/quote] guys he couldnt have posted if he was dead this ones a lie

lee harvey oswald bloarded. you c ould see it in his face

[quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok

letting loose some of the best piss to ever grace the pipes ladies and gentlemen

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)

rubble in the toilet

its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

new time idea: 100 seconds is 1 day. weeks and months are banned! clocks are abolished this must all be counted manually!!

maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwas-watching-an-old-episode-of-martin%2Fposts%2F10758] this is fucked [/quote] this is a good post but, can i just say: i am willing to bet "bigerik" could've posted a better one

any hole's a fart hole if youre brave enough

I love the smell of a new bloard post in the morning

anyone seen that guy? is he even real?

i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended

good morning im watching the “wendigo car wash” video

( only certain bloarders will get this one) 👉👌😏

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12019] Excited to announce my new band, Churrrnip and the Pussycats. If anyone would like to join, let me know. Our first single will be entitled “Scratchin some Cordurrroys/No more Father... I’m so tired.... please...” :) [/quote] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please?