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kingdad42
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- did bench, i can bench my body weight which i screamed as i did it. then the big olympic lifters surrounded me and covered me in powder and lifted *me*. it was an awful experience.
- 5 angels caught on video tape [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kc92S9IAgf0/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] does this look sexy to you?????? source: 38 years phtoographing angels
- erik is right. how could the borrowers be losing so much noodle when noodles would be gigantic in comparison to their tiny bodies? they'd likely just be eating a chunk of giant noodle, which would never go through the holes of a button in a million years. you ever try threading a button with spaghetti? Even angel hair isn't going to work.
- I tweet under the same persona as my bloard man. It's a good feeling to wake up to the "likes" and adorations of the twitter, but sometimes you just want the full bloard experience, which is better to be honest. although sometimes when I can't sleep atnight i just run like crazy around and talk to the people whose houses i break into and its a real good time
- I'm president so I can post and do what I want. Also you are the Pussy Cat LMAO ***THREAD LOCKED***
- Ha ha, don't listen to those guys! Eat up! I made a great feast for my beloved Bloarders! Edit: BAH, you fools! It is too late! I am ascending! Eat... or perish! [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbleTimelyIvorygull-size_restricted.gif[/img]
- It's almost time kids! Only *checks calendar on laptop* 4 more days!!! Don't miss our giveaway at 9 where we turn you into bugs!!! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoqxhvdAdns[/youtube]
- Waht face do u make while posting?? this is mine: [img]http://bolee.com/resources/items/img/2012/11/30/6112368911387640154.jpg[/img]
- A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.
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- hey.... while you were posting on bloard.... i got him [img]http://hotpaknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/man-with-goat.jpg[/img]
- i fixed it my self thank you very much and i don't drink s*y *picture of my fucked up dick supported by a scaffolding around my thighs made up of k'nex robotic builders set*
- MOD EDIT: Please do not necropost in the dead thread. Only bump if there is legitimate reason to do so. =======================THREAD LOCKED==========================================
- hey look at this cave painting i found in... uh... Isle aux Herbes, France [img]http://i.imgur.com/bKzZsBq.jpg[/img]
- The weekend is over... as quickly as it had begun... My God...
- hehehehehehehe *buttheads voice* you said privaates moist hehehehe like pee
- That's completely illegal and you can go to jail for a long-ass time for that sort of nonsense. Be very careful or I might have to report your ass. *registers pepsiman and swann2 as well as 2wann*
- Deleted all the vids, huh? Unbelievable. First you delete your Bloard posts, now this.
- Some parts of Bloard are haunted. If you find these secret areas of Bloard, you gotta get to the other bloarders ASAP. It's rare that it happens, but these sacred zones do in fact exist.
- Considered making a post where I raise the goat i stole from kathryn in a loving home where he grows up to be noble and strong. This is just the skeleton of an idea atm, any feedback would be much appreciated!!
- A bus appears and takes you into the surreal world of the Bloardverse. Just what will you find there? [img]http://www.futuristika.org/site/wp-content/uploads/futuristika_uno-moralez_11.gif[/img]
- Guys, there must be peace. Peace on Earth and Peace on Bloard. Snooby, go work out at the library, Jerry, read Chaucer at the gym. Do it now or I'll have you both thrown into the content mines.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-meme-exe%2Fposts%2F4075] To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. [/quote] Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F9774] ppppig tits [/quote] david cameron is getting horny
- I'm going to find it today. Not going to tell you where it is, not for your sake, but for theirs. Have you ever seen one? Explain your sightings below. Now.
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- ok i didnt want to do this but... [img]https://previews.123rf.com/images/icetray/icetray1602/icetray160214542/51714393-slammed-word-on-keyboard-button.jpg[/img]
- Smurfs wouldn't even make the mother fucking list. Nasty blue fuckers.
- Don't think about doing anything funny. You see this man? You see his muscles? He's stronger than you. That means what he says goes. If you try to stand up to him he will punch you hard and make you wish you had never even tried. Don't even bother. Let the strong man do his job. He will keep Bloard safe and secure. He will also listen to any of your problems, should you be humble and polite. After a hard day of using his strong muscles to get things done, the last thing this man wants is sass. So zip it! Cripes! Just let the muscle-man cop do his job!! No grief! [img]http://i.imgur.com/0AfZM6q.png[/img]