I robbed myself at gunpoint

*hard cut to fat ugly balding kingdad42 sitting on the library computer on pigfoot's account scowling and clicking post*

did bench, i can bench my body weight which i screamed as i did it. then the big olympic lifters surrounded me and covered me in powder and lifted *me*. it was an awful experience.

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-sacred-bloard-zones%2Fposts%2F1720] aliebn confuesed abot humamn lamgauge [/quote] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BEhyAR2NDVU/T-k_qskE5rI/AAAAAAAJENI/ShEk7dbpTSQ/s1600/Angry+Man+(1).gif[/img] [img]http://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/angry_man_gun_shutterstock_155570561-800x430.jpg[/img] [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1438969345/angry-man.jpg[/img]

erik is right. how could the borrowers be losing so much noodle when noodles would be gigantic in comparison to their tiny bodies? they'd likely just be eating a chunk of giant noodle, which would never go through the holes of a button in a million years. you ever try threading a button with spaghetti? Even angel hair isn't going to work.

i fixed it my self thank you very much and i don't drink s*y *picture of my fucked up dick supported by a scaffolding around my thighs made up of k'nex robotic builders set*

Waht face do u make while posting?? this is mine: [img]http://bolee.com/resources/items/img/2012/11/30/6112368911387640154.jpg[/img]

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F9774] ppppig tits [/quote] david cameron is getting horny

also if it also had clown's syndrome

Considered making a post where I raise the goat i stole from kathryn in a loving home where he grows up to be noble and strong. This is just the skeleton of an idea atm, any feedback would be much appreciated!!

hey look at this cave painting i found in... uh... Isle aux Herbes, France [img]http://i.imgur.com/bKzZsBq.jpg[/img]

I tweet under the same persona as my bloard man. It's a good feeling to wake up to the "likes" and adorations of the twitter, but sometimes you just want the full bloard experience, which is better to be honest. although sometimes when I can't sleep atnight i just run like crazy around and talk to the people whose houses i break into and its a real good time

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1.) praise bloard 2.) pray for the return of Swann 3.) jamm

hey.... while you were posting on bloard.... i got him [img]http://hotpaknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/man-with-goat.jpg[/img]

doing the old ass piss. thats right its diarrhea folks 👨👨

A bus appears and takes you into the surreal world of the Bloardverse. Just what will you find there? [img]http://www.futuristika.org/site/wp-content/uploads/futuristika_uno-moralez_11.gif[/img]

*carving plusses into my arms with knife* no big deal, don't really care about them anyways

hehehehehehehe *buttheads voice* you said privaates moist hehehehe like pee

It's almost time kids! Only *checks calendar on laptop* 4 more days!!! Don't miss our giveaway at 9 where we turn you into bugs!!! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoqxhvdAdns[/youtube]

You are my toilet. And it's time for me to piss.

Ha ha, don't listen to those guys! Eat up! I made a great feast for my beloved Bloarders! Edit: BAH, you fools! It is too late! I am ascending! Eat... or perish! [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbleTimelyIvorygull-size_restricted.gif[/img]

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his fat ass flies so fast because mrs klaus is about to throw out his golf clubs and beer while hes gone LMFAO

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-meme-exe%2Fposts%2F4075] To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. [/quote] Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Smurfs wouldn't even make the mother fucking list. Nasty blue fuckers.

DONT BELIEVE ME JUST BLOARD

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God Damn It's time to watch some Peewee's Playhouse on VHS

The weekend is over... as quickly as it had begun... My God...

Some parts of Bloard are haunted. If you find these secret areas of Bloard, you gotta get to the other bloarders ASAP. It's rare that it happens, but these sacred zones do in fact exist.

That's completely illegal and you can go to jail for a long-ass time for that sort of nonsense. Be very careful or I might have to report your ass. *registers pepsiman and swann2 as well as 2wann*

How about a clown house full of you guys, since you're all freaking clowns. Let's make a circus and parade Derek on a magical elephant, the spectacle of a lifetime.

Deleted all the vids, huh? Unbelievable. First you delete your Bloard posts, now this.

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A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.

spaghetti off of a button plate

Nicie Wicey

I'm president so I can post and do what I want. Also you are the Pussy Cat LMAO ***THREAD LOCKED***

There's been some problems with the post quality as of late, so I'm giving you guys a reminder that only good, quality posts are allowed on Bloard. Remember some simple, basic rules, and you can turn this forum into a beautiful utopian posting paradise. Just keep the following in mind: •Be sure to complete your post. Don't just end it mid word or sentence. We want to hear your full thoughts. ☺ •Irony: Good in small doses, but don't become a snarky bitch and make fun of any of my posts. If you're too snarky I will have to put you down forcefully. •Correct spelling is key. Don't misspell words, it makes you look dumb. •Here at Bloard we want to foster a healthy and inclusive community. Don't be a jerk and mention Hillips' goiter or bloated baboon ass. He is very aware and sensitive about it, and many other posters are as well. •Do not post in the No Post Zone. This is punishable by [b]ten Kenny G. Suckoffs[/b]. •Most important of all: [b]Have fun[/b] :) Thanks for understanding everyone, and have a wonderful, fantastic, awesome, and lovely-amazing day. 😊😊😊