I'm going to find it today. Not going to tell you where it is, not for your sake, but for theirs. Have you ever seen one? Explain your sightings below. Now.

5 angels caught on video tape [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kc92S9IAgf0/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] does this look sexy to you?????? source: 38 years phtoographing angels

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I robbed myself at gunpoint

Wise words. Something for Pigfoot to think upon.

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You are my toilet. And it's time for me to piss.

erik is right. how could the borrowers be losing so much noodle when noodles would be gigantic in comparison to their tiny bodies? they'd likely just be eating a chunk of giant noodle, which would never go through the holes of a button in a million years. you ever try threading a button with spaghetti? Even angel hair isn't going to work.

1.) praise bloard 2.) pray for the return of Swann 3.) jamm

i fixed it my self thank you very much and i don't drink s*y *picture of my fucked up dick supported by a scaffolding around my thighs made up of k'nex robotic builders set*

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-sacred-bloard-zones%2Fposts%2F1720] aliebn confuesed abot humamn lamgauge [/quote] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BEhyAR2NDVU/T-k_qskE5rI/AAAAAAAJENI/ShEk7dbpTSQ/s1600/Angry+Man+(1).gif[/img] [img]http://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/angry_man_gun_shutterstock_155570561-800x430.jpg[/img] [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1438969345/angry-man.jpg[/img]

I tweet under the same persona as my bloard man. It's a good feeling to wake up to the "likes" and adorations of the twitter, but sometimes you just want the full bloard experience, which is better to be honest. although sometimes when I can't sleep atnight i just run like crazy around and talk to the people whose houses i break into and its a real good time

hey look at this cave painting i found in... uh... Isle aux Herbes, France [img]http://i.imgur.com/bKzZsBq.jpg[/img]

also if it also had clown's syndrome

Waht face do u make while posting?? this is mine: [img]http://bolee.com/resources/items/img/2012/11/30/6112368911387640154.jpg[/img]

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F9774] ppppig tits [/quote] david cameron is getting horny

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It's almost time kids! Only *checks calendar on laptop* 4 more days!!! Don't miss our giveaway at 9 where we turn you into bugs!!! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoqxhvdAdns[/youtube]

hey.... while you were posting on bloard.... i got him [img]http://hotpaknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/man-with-goat.jpg[/img]

I'm president so I can post and do what I want. Also you are the Pussy Cat LMAO ***THREAD LOCKED***

Considered making a post where I raise the goat i stole from kathryn in a loving home where he grows up to be noble and strong. This is just the skeleton of an idea atm, any feedback would be much appreciated!!

doing the old ass piss. thats right its diarrhea folks 👨👨

Deleted all the vids, huh? Unbelievable. First you delete your Bloard posts, now this.

spaghetti off of a button plate

I do what Toilet Man does. He would know. He has the name.

ok i didnt want to do this but... [img]https://previews.123rf.com/images/icetray/icetray1602/icetray160214542/51714393-slammed-word-on-keyboard-button.jpg[/img]

hehehehehehehe *buttheads voice* you said privaates moist hehehehe like pee

The weekend is over... as quickly as it had begun... My God...

*carving plusses into my arms with knife* no big deal, don't really care about them anyways

Some parts of Bloard are haunted. If you find these secret areas of Bloard, you gotta get to the other bloarders ASAP. It's rare that it happens, but these sacred zones do in fact exist.

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-meme-exe%2Fposts%2F4075] To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. [/quote] Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

That's completely illegal and you can go to jail for a long-ass time for that sort of nonsense. Be very careful or I might have to report your ass. *registers pepsiman and swann2 as well as 2wann*

Smurfs wouldn't even make the mother fucking list. Nasty blue fuckers.

How about a clown house full of you guys, since you're all freaking clowns. Let's make a circus and parade Derek on a magical elephant, the spectacle of a lifetime.

[img]http://memesme.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/no-drama.jpg[/img]

God Damn It's time to watch some Peewee's Playhouse on VHS

DONT BELIEVE ME JUST BLOARD

A bus appears and takes you into the surreal world of the Bloardverse. Just what will you find there? [img]http://www.futuristika.org/site/wp-content/uploads/futuristika_uno-moralez_11.gif[/img]

his fat ass flies so fast because mrs klaus is about to throw out his golf clubs and beer while hes gone LMFAO

There's only one Bloardman. Positions are still open for Bloardwoman and Child of Bloard though.