Where have you been young man?? You have been neglecting your posting and your mother and I have had it up to *here* with you!!!!
Ok, anyways, on to the real purpose of this thread. Have you ever seen that green, loveable dinosaur who lays eggs and then throws them? Kind of fucked up when you sit down and think about the implications of that. Yoshi is committing infanticide, and mainly in a way that murders other beings as well. Also, wouldn't that hurt to lay that many eggs all at once? Christ, Yoshi's got a lot of problems when you think about it. Anyone else thinking really deeply about the Mario Universe late at night, or is it just me?
kingdad42
- Not out yet. Please take posting in this thread seriously.
- your enlisting into the toilet with all the other stinky pieces of poo doo
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-year-s-resolution-fail-updated%2Fposts%2F4630] 1080p [/quote] HOLY SHIT LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I can believe it. You've been asking for it for a long-ass time. And you finally got it.
- I did and saw a picture of you, crazy how scientists haven't discovered that animal yet.
- *tricking derek into a giant hamsterball* we'll see about that
- I'm a fake person too. I only befriend those who make me look cool, so I can in turn look cooler. I also don't wash any parts of my body that clothes will cover, because hell, I'm the only one seeing that shit anyways. Who gives a hoot!
- Thought you could trick me, huh? Unbelievable. Yeah, you're cursed. Good luck trying to get out of my curse. You're stuck with it.
- Let's get cozy. :) [img]https://iso.500px.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/winners_cover-1500x1000.jpg[/img] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcRXO5vVcRg[/youtube]
- chun li.. more like.. kush...toke...uh..weed....fuck this im going to lie down
- I think he was being ironic. Let's get him.
- went to the gym for two hours yesterday and now i'm mega sore. the price to pay to getting powerful though
- [img]https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/26/11/enhanced-buzz-22918-1369583576-2.jpg[/img] We ah da Banana Rebels, and we have been fowced to do dis becawse of YOU, Hiwips. Respect owuh demands ow else.
- i do it out of respect for posting and posting communities bloard is the one thign that ties us all together ☺
- i've done it and i'm not proud, but i have to admit to my sins. many pick men have died under my command and only i am to blame for the end of their lives.
- Haha! Just figured it'd be fun to post all our pics so that we can see a face to the names here! I'll start. This is [size=2]an artist's rendition of[/size] me! [img]http://i1361.photobucket.com/albums/r661/voteformost/wmb/man/Engin_Akyurek_zpsibwvubtb.jpg[/img]
- My Bloarders don't care about your Stick Family (with an image of bloarders holding down the father in front of the rest of them and shitting on his mcmotherbitching face!!!!!!)
- Swann is too powerful for that. He's probably taking mushrooms and reading a good comic called "Terratoid Heights" and sleeping under a willow tree.
- FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!
- i don't hug before marriage, sorry the story did kind of give me a boner though, so i punched my nuts until it went away.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fgood-new-year-s-to-all-of-you-bloarders-out-there%2Fposts%2F8222] 2019 is going to be fucking sick. cant wait until its 2020 and i can look back at this post and reflect on how right i am/was. will be even better if kingdad posts some wrong af shit here so 2020 me can laugh at him as well. i am still not able to extract any meaning from OP. might just be a bunch of made up shit . [/quote] *the disease voice* looks like i got the last laugh!
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-images-but-no-text%2Fposts%2F3273] [img]http://i.imgur.com/kKRw9oS.png[/img] [/quote] [img]https://jcolaw.com/images/practice/criminal-defense/violent-crimes/assault-pointing-gun.jpg[/img]
- Swann, please....... don't go..... i was in a coma but something came to me in the dream, in the dark blackness a light came down and said "swann is leaving, you must wake up" and so I did and now i'm back hello!
- oh yeah i'm having soup *takes a big diarrhea in the toilet bowl while my asshole makes a nasty whistling noise* dinner is served bitch
- There are people living there!!! Yes, you heard me right! In the land of the dead only the machines rule fast and free, unhindered by the rot of mind and flesh. If you too wish to undergo the transformation I am sorry but you're fucked!!! In this world only the Furby and the fist will reign supreme. меня тролль неt
- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong bloard. The leather bloard's down the street.