Swann that sounds absolutely insane my man, insane in the good way and not in the fucked up whack way that people are trying to talk about with being crazy and all that shit. I've decided it my Bloard boys (and girls) that I am going to start a fucking routine!! My life is going to be something and I'm going to walk the line of God and the Earth, and become a little closer to bloard as a result.

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hell, now i know how you make all those crazy ass posts... high on freaking crack!!

kathryn's house

She won't, and I don't blame her. This place is a real sty. Sometimes I wonder if I'm on bloard or in a freaking insanes asylum around here. This place might actually be freaking crazier!

[img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4b/30/81/4b3081a82a634c26af5c4e4f6a50baf3.jpg[/img]

she might never post to be honest

feels like u have been here forever yoshifantatic, but that just goes to show how tight nit our community of bloarders is☺

Excuse me sir, have you been cumming?

so fail

I'm feeling optimistic about this one. But it could turn sour like old milk pretty fucking fast. That's my prediction.

YOu thouhgt wrong.

i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains

its pusy

Hey, bitch. Read the thread title.

[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/218/581/065.gif[/img]

For a limited time offer we are now offering hummus infused SnoobyMilk™. He got into our special patch of Big Boy Workouts™ Chickpeas and is now completely stuffed, and ready to be milked (for a year straight!). [img]http://i.imgur.com/9qAzBdG.jpg[/img] Offer while supplies last.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/n3LESIWnGog?list=FLbPDlcc8dy00dIjD37XBm5w[/youtube]

anything to say in your defense bloardman? anything to say before we come and get your damn ass

sorry i keep trying to read the post, but there's soooo many words that i just imediately starg zzzzzzzzzzzz

[img]https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/74321810.jpg[/img]

love them or hate them, just dont get them wet or feed them after midnight... or else you'll get my wife!!!!!

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4769] i'm trying to bulk on a renaissance periodization program but it's hard as hell to do intermittent fasting AND eat a caloric surplus on only whole/non-refined foods. i slept 12 hours straight last night. woke up, walked into the living room and looked at the clock as my eyes came into focus and sure enough it said 12:00 (i went to sleep at abt 11:45 iirc). [/quote] What is this? I just bulk by eating whatever I want whenever and occasionally lifting weights and now I have a big belly that I slap periodically whilst sitting down.

I turned on my futuristic modern AC and now I'm fine.

[img]https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/293/690/6c7.jpg[/img]

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3720] dip is in the oven [/quote] why are you in the oven? [quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3722] Hey I have a few minutes before I eat the dip [/quote] why are you eating joop?

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[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]

English States (only for freaking England, i KNOW what the united king dom is so PLEASE just let me post in peace): Fiddleferry Sconcey-Doo Shrups Glosdenderry Yorkshire London Hilldrubsy Crontenshire The Hill Country how many did I get?

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgimme-all-your-money%2Fposts%2F1208] Me, baddassedly: Go ahead and shoot me... [/quote] Me, evily: Die Bitch!!! *BANG BANG SHOOT* *KERBLOW* *DUNNANANANNANANNANANA BOOM* *KERCHAW KERCHAW* *TNDUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU BLEWY* *ned* *BABOOOOOOOSH KAPOW KAPOW* *BLAM BLAM BLAM* *EXPLOSION AND GUNSHOT SOUNDS* *POW POW POW POW*

does anyone post here still? lets get the gang back together.

It was a good run... maybe. It's dead now though. Rest in shit.

Monkey monkey cheaaese!!!!!!!

yeah because she couldn't see it under all your pounds (fat) and turned 360 degrees and walked away

The Ants still haven't recovered from the Hell I brought to them last year.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BBYdnCa.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/DYlogeb.png[/img] *writing names down on list*

There's been some problems with the post quality as of late, so I'm giving you guys a reminder that only good, quality posts are allowed on Bloard. Remember some simple, basic rules, and you can turn this forum into a beautiful utopian posting paradise. Just keep the following in mind: •Be sure to complete your post. Don't just end it mid word or sentence. We want to hear your full thoughts. ☺ •Irony: Good in small doses, but don't become a snarky bitch and make fun of any of my posts. If you're too snarky I will have to put you down forcefully. •Correct spelling is key. Don't misspell words, it makes you look dumb. •Here at Bloard we want to foster a healthy and inclusive community. Don't be a jerk and mention Hillips' goiter or bloated baboon ass. He is very aware and sensitive about it, and many other posters are as well. •Do not post in the No Post Zone. This is punishable by [b]ten Kenny G. Suckoffs[/b]. •Most important of all: [b]Have fun[/b] :) Thanks for understanding everyone, and have a wonderful, fantastic, awesome, and lovely-amazing day. 😊😊😊

Well, now that there's nothing to state otherwise, I am herby putting it on the record that Derek covers his vegan nuggs in mother fucking cheese.

Don't think about doing anything funny. You see this man? You see his muscles? He's stronger than you. That means what he says goes. If you try to stand up to him he will punch you hard and make you wish you had never even tried. Don't even bother. Let the strong man do his job. He will keep Bloard safe and secure. He will also listen to any of your problems, should you be humble and polite. After a hard day of using his strong muscles to get things done, the last thing this man wants is sass. So zip it! Cripes! Just let the muscle-man cop do his job!! No grief! [img]http://i.imgur.com/0AfZM6q.png[/img]

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpissinbg-thread%2Fposts%2F5211] Just took a huuuuuge plimpie EDIT: sorry wrong thread [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/81aLpS5.png[/img]