She won't, and I don't blame her. This place is a real sty. Sometimes I wonder if I'm on bloard or in a freaking insanes asylum around here. This place might actually be freaking crazier!

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she might never post to be honest

Rough idea outline: Frankenstein drinking Jizz, but he drinks too much and gets pregnant. Need to make it relevant to today's political climate. Possibly say something about guns.

kathryn's house

hell, now i know how you make all those crazy ass posts... high on freaking crack!!

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For a limited time offer we are now offering hummus infused SnoobyMilk™. He got into our special patch of Big Boy Workouts™ Chickpeas and is now completely stuffed, and ready to be milked (for a year straight!). [img]http://i.imgur.com/9qAzBdG.jpg[/img] Offer while supplies last.

so fail

its pusy

anything to say in your defense bloardman? anything to say before we come and get your damn ass

I'm feeling optimistic about this one. But it could turn sour like old milk pretty fucking fast. That's my prediction.

Excuse me sir, have you been cumming?

YOu thouhgt wrong.

i'm smelling like a creature from the lost plains

Hey, bitch. Read the thread title.

feels like u have been here forever yoshifantatic, but that just goes to show how tight nit our community of bloarders is☺

sorry i keep trying to read the post, but there's soooo many words that i just imediately starg zzzzzzzzzzzz

love them or hate them, just dont get them wet or feed them after midnight... or else you'll get my wife!!!!!

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[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4769] i'm trying to bulk on a renaissance periodization program but it's hard as hell to do intermittent fasting AND eat a caloric surplus on only whole/non-refined foods. i slept 12 hours straight last night. woke up, walked into the living room and looked at the clock as my eyes came into focus and sure enough it said 12:00 (i went to sleep at abt 11:45 iirc). [/quote] What is this? I just bulk by eating whatever I want whenever and occasionally lifting weights and now I have a big belly that I slap periodically whilst sitting down.

I turned on my futuristic modern AC and now I'm fine.

It was a good run... maybe. It's dead now though. Rest in shit.

does anyone post here still? lets get the gang back together.

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English States (only for freaking England, i KNOW what the united king dom is so PLEASE just let me post in peace): Fiddleferry Sconcey-Doo Shrups Glosdenderry Yorkshire London Hilldrubsy Crontenshire The Hill Country how many did I get?

Once upon a time there was a young boy with an exceptional gift for posting on-line. This boy was clearly a prodigy, even at a young age, and often times he would be challenged by local forum admins from towns and villages across the land. No matter what happened though, he was always able to beat them with their own logic, and win the hearts and minds of the populace. One day, however, an evil little imp decided to post about Duplo on the Lego forums. The people were enraged, but knew their young hero would come to save them. However after several long days, and many reports, the thread still remained up. The people looked around everywhere, but the young poster was nowhere to be found. To this day he has never been seen, but legends tell of a day when the Goude Poster shall return. And on this day we shall all engage in merriment on-line, and the birds shall sing the songs of heroes in midi form. But over the years this legends have changed and twisted as new tongues spread the stories of the on-line hero. Who was he? What forums did he frequent? Is it possible that he could have played a hand in creating Bloard? One must study the ancient Bloard Scrolls for fragments of truth, and only within can we find the true Bloard Creation Myth, and the knowledge of the posters of yore.

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3720] dip is in the oven [/quote] why are you in the oven? [quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3722] Hey I have a few minutes before I eat the dip [/quote] why are you eating joop?

Monkey monkey cheaaese!!!!!!!

The Ants still haven't recovered from the Hell I brought to them last year.

lets end his days! turn off the friggin lights for good!! i'll prepare the cumcoon, you drug him so he's passed out and i'll slip him in. he wont ever be escaping that thing.

Don't think about doing anything funny. You see this man? You see his muscles? He's stronger than you. That means what he says goes. If you try to stand up to him he will punch you hard and make you wish you had never even tried. Don't even bother. Let the strong man do his job. He will keep Bloard safe and secure. He will also listen to any of your problems, should you be humble and polite. After a hard day of using his strong muscles to get things done, the last thing this man wants is sass. So zip it! Cripes! Just let the muscle-man cop do his job!! No grief! [img]http://i.imgur.com/0AfZM6q.png[/img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BBYdnCa.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/DYlogeb.png[/img] *writing names down on list*

yeah because she couldn't see it under all your pounds (fat) and turned 360 degrees and walked away

Well, now that there's nothing to state otherwise, I am herby putting it on the record that Derek covers his vegan nuggs in mother fucking cheese.

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpissinbg-thread%2Fposts%2F5211] Just took a huuuuuge plimpie EDIT: sorry wrong thread [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/81aLpS5.png[/img]