you looked in a mirror

I love to crawl around on my knuckles and lick up every ant I see! Haha!!!!! Yumm Yumm Yummy!!!!!!!! I scream that every time I see an ant and just start licking them up!!!!! I'm also 6'5 and will kick your ass if you say anything.

installing bloard monitors onto the homeless so everyone on the street can bloard

*me jackign off all the soliders extremely fast so that they stop fighting* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD ARE AVOIDABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude just thought of one... : pissckle rick

Listen fellas, you can't just type posts like "BLOOBY BLOO ABDAMSA!!!!!!" over and over again. Think about what you want to say, how it adds to the threads, and give it a little finesse to give it that classic Bloard charm. Try to get your brain juices flowing for a nice bit of intellectual discussion so you don't look like some sort of Ape From the Cave trying to use a laptop that some far more advanced alien visitor left behind. If we clean this place up maybe Swann will come back. Hell, maybe Jerry will finally find that picture of The Borrowers eating spaghetti off of a button plate. And if you don't I will murder you with my mother freaking guns and my other many cool power abilities.

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-your-highest-score-on-twitter-thinking-of-starting-a-new-file%2Fposts%2F498] Yeah, I only have time for Bloard [/quote] How quickly things change... R.I.P. my dude.

best: me worst: your stanky mother fuckin ass

I'm posting again.

too much salt ★★★★★ I drank this shit and all my muscles started cramping up really hard, then i dried up like a freaking prune. I should have read the labels but I didn't because that's for nerds and stupid. Fuck

*derek laserbeam attending the crucification of our lord and savior Jesus Christ* yea!!! woop his ass!! get his dumb ass lmao!!!!

wish i had known that before i put them in with my popsicles

its because hillips is a bone head

Haha, I just LOVE this new meme!! Haha, whats your bloard, I love it, I love it!!!! whats your bloard, sorry sorry, I just can't get enough of it. Ok, whats your bloard (my new farewell)

I, Gaius Caesar, decree that Horniness shall be punishable by ten months with the Bloard Trolls in the content mines. You have been warned. -Gaius Caesar, The Emperor of Bloard.

[quote=d_____________________________________b;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8290] any boons or curses left to pickup ? 😁 [/quote] Boon: A mystical Phoenix may land on your arm someday.

ha ha hillips has pet ant eaters!

calvin pissing, but it's us and he's posting on bloard

I cooked a steak and used olive oil and bit of butter, and then wanted to lift my kettlebell. POW! It slipped through my fingers and landed right on my big toe, which began to expand very quickly and turn red. It started to fill the entire room up, so I quickly ran outside. It then demolished my house and continued to grow. It then separated from my foot and flew out into outerspace. Some say, on certain nights, you can still see the glimmer of the sun's rays off of my big toe. Some call it Jupiter. I call it the big piggy.

fail thread

i missed the birthday post. oh well, maybe next year

mod update: just broke my hog

Hey, I'll just post it, since Jerry is taking way too long. Ok get ready for Jerry's new post... It's gonna be a good one... Ok here it is... Thank you for being patient... Bimba Tandy

The Monkeys Come Out To Play

i love sexy women hubba huba

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/827160920019365888/KGa_DPOk_400x400.jpg[/img] Post the most swagiest epic memes you have in here

not directed at you derek, move along troll

*horrible little goblin known as myself climbs out of the shadows* HeheheheHAHAHAHAAH!!! *coughs* Mmm, excuse me, just got a little bit excited there. I do, in fact, know the password to this "f", but it would be no fun if I simply gave you the answer right away. I shall give you three full Bloard Days to guess my name, and if you can't, I shall take away "f" to my horrible little cave forever!!! Ahahaahaha!!!!!!!!! [img]http://www.paulozelinsky.com/images/rumpelstiltskin_page/rump_fire.jpg[/img]

I start using the sticky to roll a big ass blunt and i smoke the whole thing in one draw and puff it into his face and i'm weed duke nukem in this universe so i kick him and go to the strip club

I'm the king around her. I'm in charge. Just want you all to never ever forget that. I won the Bloard election and I'm in charge, muscularly.

I robbed myself at gunpoint

I saw him there. He's a liar.

i've been working out again i weight a lot now, and my curls are getting huger

[img]http://i.imgur.com/zuGdjng.jpg[/img]

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erik is right. how could the borrowers be losing so much noodle when noodles would be gigantic in comparison to their tiny bodies? they'd likely just be eating a chunk of giant noodle, which would never go through the holes of a button in a million years. you ever try threading a button with spaghetti? Even angel hair isn't going to work.

Welcome, you can all stay at my house

doing the old ass piss. thats right its diarrhea folks 👨👨

You are my toilet. And it's time for me to piss.

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