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I love to crawl around on my knuckles and lick up every ant I see! Haha!!!!! Yumm Yumm Yummy!!!!!!!! I scream that every time I see an ant and just start licking them up!!!!! I'm also 6'5 and will kick your ass if you say anything.

installing bloard monitors onto the homeless so everyone on the street can bloard

fail thread

best: me worst: your stanky mother fuckin ass

I'm posting again.

Hey, I'll just post it, since Jerry is taking way too long. Ok get ready for Jerry's new post... It's gonna be a good one... Ok here it is... Thank you for being patient... Bimba Tandy

i love sexy women hubba huba

[quote=d_____________________________________b;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8290] any boons or curses left to pickup ? 😁 [/quote] Boon: A mystical Phoenix may land on your arm someday.

*me jackign off all the soliders extremely fast so that they stop fighting* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD ARE AVOIDABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha, I just LOVE this new meme!! Haha, whats your bloard, I love it, I love it!!!! whats your bloard, sorry sorry, I just can't get enough of it. Ok, whats your bloard (my new farewell)

its because hillips is a bone head

not directed at you derek, move along troll

dude just thought of one... : pissckle rick

i missed the birthday post. oh well, maybe next year

too much salt ★★★★★ I drank this shit and all my muscles started cramping up really hard, then i dried up like a freaking prune. I should have read the labels but I didn't because that's for nerds and stupid. Fuck

Listen fellas, you can't just type posts like "BLOOBY BLOO ABDAMSA!!!!!!" over and over again. Think about what you want to say, how it adds to the threads, and give it a little finesse to give it that classic Bloard charm. Try to get your brain juices flowing for a nice bit of intellectual discussion so you don't look like some sort of Ape From the Cave trying to use a laptop that some far more advanced alien visitor left behind. If we clean this place up maybe Swann will come back. Hell, maybe Jerry will finally find that picture of The Borrowers eating spaghetti off of a button plate. And if you don't I will murder you with my mother freaking guns and my other many cool power abilities.

wish i had known that before i put them in with my popsicles

I, Gaius Caesar, decree that Horniness shall be punishable by ten months with the Bloard Trolls in the content mines. You have been warned. -Gaius Caesar, The Emperor of Bloard.

calvin pissing, but it's us and he's posting on bloard

I cooked a steak and used olive oil and bit of butter, and then wanted to lift my kettlebell. POW! It slipped through my fingers and landed right on my big toe, which began to expand very quickly and turn red. It started to fill the entire room up, so I quickly ran outside. It then demolished my house and continued to grow. It then separated from my foot and flew out into outerspace. Some say, on certain nights, you can still see the glimmer of the sun's rays off of my big toe. Some call it Jupiter. I call it the big piggy.

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/827160920019365888/KGa_DPOk_400x400.jpg[/img] Post the most swagiest epic memes you have in here

*derek laserbeam attending the crucification of our lord and savior Jesus Christ* yea!!! woop his ass!! get his dumb ass lmao!!!!

I start using the sticky to roll a big ass blunt and i smoke the whole thing in one draw and puff it into his face and i'm weed duke nukem in this universe so i kick him and go to the strip club

mod update: just broke my hog

The Monkeys Come Out To Play

*horrible little goblin known as myself climbs out of the shadows* HeheheheHAHAHAHAAH!!! *coughs* Mmm, excuse me, just got a little bit excited there. I do, in fact, know the password to this "f", but it would be no fun if I simply gave you the answer right away. I shall give you three full Bloard Days to guess my name, and if you can't, I shall take away "f" to my horrible little cave forever!!! Ahahaahaha!!!!!!!!! [img]http://www.paulozelinsky.com/images/rumpelstiltskin_page/rump_fire.jpg[/img]

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-your-highest-score-on-twitter-thinking-of-starting-a-new-file%2Fposts%2F498] Yeah, I only have time for Bloard [/quote] How quickly things change... R.I.P. my dude.

ha ha hillips has pet ant eaters!

I'm going to find it today. Not going to tell you where it is, not for your sake, but for theirs. Have you ever seen one? Explain your sightings below. Now.

Wise words. Something for Pigfoot to think upon.

I do what Toilet Man does. He would know. He has the name.

ok i didnt want to do this but... [img]https://previews.123rf.com/images/icetray/icetray1602/icetray160214542/51714393-slammed-word-on-keyboard-button.jpg[/img]

Welcome, you can all stay at my house

Ha ha, don't listen to those guys! Eat up! I made a great feast for my beloved Bloarders! Edit: BAH, you fools! It is too late! I am ascending! Eat... or perish! [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbleTimelyIvorygull-size_restricted.gif[/img]

I saw him there. He's a liar.

Guys, there must be peace. Peace on Earth and Peace on Bloard. Snooby, go work out at the library, Jerry, read Chaucer at the gym. Do it now or I'll have you both thrown into the content mines.

did bench, i can bench my body weight which i screamed as i did it. then the big olympic lifters surrounded me and covered me in powder and lifted *me*. it was an awful experience.

*hard cut to fat ugly balding kingdad42 sitting on the library computer on pigfoot's account scowling and clicking post*

1.) praise bloard 2.) pray for the return of Swann 3.) jamm