I love to crawl around on my knuckles and lick up every ant I see! Haha!!!!! Yumm Yumm Yummy!!!!!!!! I scream that every time I see an ant and just start licking them up!!!!! I'm also 6'5 and will kick your ass if you say anything.

installing bloard monitors onto the homeless so everyone on the street can bloard

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fode-to-kingdad%2Fposts%2F7580] i follow kingdad on twitter. his tweets are for the fucking birds!!! no good! [/quote] hmmm.. *funny foreign accent voice* you die now!

dude just thought of one... : pissckle rick

mod update: just broke my hog

best: me worst: your stanky mother fuckin ass

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-your-highest-score-on-twitter-thinking-of-starting-a-new-file%2Fposts%2F498] Yeah, I only have time for Bloard [/quote] How quickly things change... R.I.P. my dude.

Listen fellas, you can't just type posts like "BLOOBY BLOO ABDAMSA!!!!!!" over and over again. Think about what you want to say, how it adds to the threads, and give it a little finesse to give it that classic Bloard charm. Try to get your brain juices flowing for a nice bit of intellectual discussion so you don't look like some sort of Ape From the Cave trying to use a laptop that some far more advanced alien visitor left behind. If we clean this place up maybe Swann will come back. Hell, maybe Jerry will finally find that picture of The Borrowers eating spaghetti off of a button plate. And if you don't I will murder you with my mother freaking guns and my other many cool power abilities.

I'm posting again.

*derek laserbeam attending the crucification of our lord and savior Jesus Christ* yea!!! woop his ass!! get his dumb ass lmao!!!!

too much salt ★★★★★ I drank this shit and all my muscles started cramping up really hard, then i dried up like a freaking prune. I should have read the labels but I didn't because that's for nerds and stupid. Fuck

I, Gaius Caesar, decree that Horniness shall be punishable by ten months with the Bloard Trolls in the content mines. You have been warned. -Gaius Caesar, The Emperor of Bloard.

its because hillips is a bone head

ha ha hillips has pet ant eaters!

wish i had known that before i put them in with my popsicles

[quote=d_____________________________________b;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8290] any boons or curses left to pickup ? 😁 [/quote] Boon: A mystical Phoenix may land on your arm someday.

I start using the sticky to roll a big ass blunt and i smoke the whole thing in one draw and puff it into his face and i'm weed duke nukem in this universe so i kick him and go to the strip club

I cooked a steak and used olive oil and bit of butter, and then wanted to lift my kettlebell. POW! It slipped through my fingers and landed right on my big toe, which began to expand very quickly and turn red. It started to fill the entire room up, so I quickly ran outside. It then demolished my house and continued to grow. It then separated from my foot and flew out into outerspace. Some say, on certain nights, you can still see the glimmer of the sun's rays off of my big toe. Some call it Jupiter. I call it the big piggy.

calvin pissing, but it's us and he's posting on bloard

i missed the birthday post. oh well, maybe next year

not directed at you derek, move along troll

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/827160920019365888/KGa_DPOk_400x400.jpg[/img] Post the most swagiest epic memes you have in here

*hard cut to fat ugly balding kingdad42 sitting on the library computer on pigfoot's account scowling and clicking post*

Hey, I'll just post it, since Jerry is taking way too long. Ok get ready for Jerry's new post... It's gonna be a good one... Ok here it is... Thank you for being patient... Bimba Tandy

i love sexy women hubba huba

*me jackign off all the soliders extremely fast so that they stop fighting* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD ARE AVOIDABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fail thread

The Monkeys Come Out To Play

*horrible little goblin known as myself climbs out of the shadows* HeheheheHAHAHAHAAH!!! *coughs* Mmm, excuse me, just got a little bit excited there. I do, in fact, know the password to this "f", but it would be no fun if I simply gave you the answer right away. I shall give you three full Bloard Days to guess my name, and if you can't, I shall take away "f" to my horrible little cave forever!!! Ahahaahaha!!!!!!!!! [img]http://www.paulozelinsky.com/images/rumpelstiltskin_page/rump_fire.jpg[/img]

Haha, I just LOVE this new meme!! Haha, whats your bloard, I love it, I love it!!!! whats your bloard, sorry sorry, I just can't get enough of it. Ok, whats your bloard (my new farewell)

I'm the king around her. I'm in charge. Just want you all to never ever forget that. I won the Bloard election and I'm in charge, muscularly.

his fat ass flies so fast because mrs klaus is about to throw out his golf clubs and beer while hes gone LMFAO

I robbed myself at gunpoint

I saw him there. He's a liar.

i've been working out again i weight a lot now, and my curls are getting huger

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Welcome, you can all stay at my house

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erik is right. how could the borrowers be losing so much noodle when noodles would be gigantic in comparison to their tiny bodies? they'd likely just be eating a chunk of giant noodle, which would never go through the holes of a button in a million years. you ever try threading a button with spaghetti? Even angel hair isn't going to work.