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- eating peanut butter everything bagel
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-year-s-resolution-fail-updated%2Fposts%2F4630] 1080p [/quote] HOLY SHIT LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Thought you could trick me, huh? Unbelievable. Yeah, you're cursed. Good luck trying to get out of my curse. You're stuck with it.
- Where have you been young man?? You have been neglecting your posting and your mother and I have had it up to *here* with you!!!! Ok, anyways, on to the real purpose of this thread. Have you ever seen that green, loveable dinosaur who lays eggs and then throws them? Kind of fucked up when you sit down and think about the implications of that. Yoshi is committing infanticide, and mainly in a way that murders other beings as well. Also, wouldn't that hurt to lay that many eggs all at once? Christ, Yoshi's got a lot of problems when you think about it. Anyone else thinking really deeply about the Mario Universe late at night, or is it just me?
- I look back and forth before realizing that there's no way around this. One clear option remains... and I'll just have to be a man and take it. Immediately, I break both my ribs and begin sucking my own dick, much to my captor's delight. I don't want to do this, but the act helps me to slip out of my chains, which I quickly tie around my abdomen to hold my ribs together while I kick the guy to death and pull out the key that he has hidden up his ass. I unlock the door and escape... but barely. The secrets of what happened within that dungeon will stay with me forever... and only me. Nobody else needs to know.
- I'm a fake person too. I only befriend those who make me look cool, so I can in turn look cooler. I also don't wash any parts of my body that clothes will cover, because hell, I'm the only one seeing that shit anyways. Who gives a hoot!
- Let's get cozy. :) [img]https://iso.500px.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/winners_cover-1500x1000.jpg[/img] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcRXO5vVcRg[/youtube]
- Happy New Year to you all. It's not going to get any better. It's, in fact, going to get much, much worse.
- *tricking derek into a giant hamsterball* we'll see about that
- I think he was being ironic. Let's get him.
- [img]https://bangalore.explocity.com/uploads/2017/06/facebook_event_1882922718628214.jpg[/img]
- chun li.. more like.. kush...toke...uh..weed....fuck this im going to lie down
- Welcome to Bloard. It's a very inviting community, and I'm sure you will do well here. Be wary though, as some of the clowns from clown college escaped and now post here, and will try to initiate you into their fucked up circus act they call posts. Be stern, and don't fall for their shit. But most importantly, have fun. ☺☺
- i don't hug before marriage, sorry the story did kind of give me a boner though, so i punched my nuts until it went away.
- [img]https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/26/11/enhanced-buzz-22918-1369583576-2.jpg[/img] We ah da Banana Rebels, and we have been fowced to do dis becawse of YOU, Hiwips. Respect owuh demands ow else.
- i've done it and i'm not proud, but i have to admit to my sins. many pick men have died under my command and only i am to blame for the end of their lives.
- FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!
- Drottinn leiði drösulinn minn, drjúgur verður síðasti áfanginn.
- Jerry doesn't know that many numbers, he was using a dictionary.
- Hi there My name is Jean Rafon, I'm from France. Last week i Bought an old book from street here in Paris and i found your email inside of it, i'm curious to know if this is a real person, and what relate you with this book! Looking forward to hearing from you! Thanks Jean
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F12869] I'm protesting non-violently [img]https://i.imgur.com/3kf4mjy.jpg[/img] [/quote] You die now