I will give you a boon or a curse, but beware

I'd like one please and thank you

a boon for little erik my dear friend: you don't have to floss any more, not for the whole year.

☺

may you curse all of bloard please

i'ts good, a curse: you'll bite your lip every time you get too excited about eating a really good food, for the whole year.

thank you this will help my diet 😇 a merry year to you wishman

mappy new year

its like trick or treat for new years...mind = blown

jerrys magic is a load of bunk

jerry can i have one please

I’ll take 2 😌

a boon for yoshifanatic1488: your manual dexterity will increase by 3 agility points, for one year. use this time wisely. a curse for hillips: you'll lose your sense of childlike wonder and playfulness. hopefully this will last only for a year, but once its gone, its usually gone for good. damn. :( a boon for pigfoot_vermont: you can make magic potions my mixing together the stuff under the kitchen sink, for one year. wow! a curse-boon for dereklaserbeam: for one year, you're now really really really good at suckin' dick, i'm talking top 5 in the world.

hey derek are you coming out to the west coast at all this year?

can i have one?

a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year 😨

😰

wunch

for bug deal, a boon: whenever you stub your toe during the next year, it will hurt only a little bit, instead of a lot.

thank god and jerry

Hook your boy Snooby up with a boon or a curse jer!

oh dear, oh dear oh dear, a curse for snooby.. well, if i must... snooby, during the next year, the likely-hood that you'll say the n word in public is raised by 20%. please be careful 😟

Jerry hello please don’t curse me

claire!!!!!!! you either ignored or didn't notice the alternating boon-curse-boon-curse pattern i'm using that forced me to give snooby a curse. you would have gotten a boon if you had not so angered me with this silly mistake. curse: you're deathly allergic to peanuts this year. not to all peanuts, no, you're allergic to 3 specific peanuts. avoid them at all costs.

Ok let’s try this again except with a boon instead

now its 6 peanuts.

You're blowing it Claire. Ni

I don’t even like peabuts so as usual I get the last laugh 😏

may I have one

Raymond moist, i dunno man.. I'll see if I can work one up for you but that stunt Claire pulled really tapped me out.

Ok I'll check back in sometime before 2020

Sorry for pulling a stunt Raymond :’(

I forgive you Claire, good luck avoiding the peanuts.

Thanks they’re in the air apparently so I’m going to die but I had fun overall

lucky...

could i have one that'd be neat htnkas

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8260] claire!!!!!!! you either ignored or didn't notice the alternating boon-curse-boon-curse pattern i'm using that forced me to give snooby a curse. you would have gotten a boon if you had not so angered me with this silly mistake. curse: you're deathly allergic to peanuts this year. not to all peanuts, no, you're allergic to 3 specific peanuts. avoid them at all costs. [/quote] Ah the ol boon, curse, boon, curse rotation. Very archaic but still works a treat 🧐

I went in to poster's sleep and now that I'm refreshed I found a way out of this mess. by replacing boons with mega curses the aetheric currents will reach equilibrium. RaymondMoist, a curse: your t5 vertebrae will shift 15um to the left causing you almost imperceptible discomfort. Beefsnack, a mega-curse: your asshole will never be exactly clean this year. Showering won't help. It'll be like there's a crayon down there.

A curse for Jerry: You will need to eat from the Pig's Trough for the rest of the year, with the hogs. A boon for Kingdad42: You are immune to Jerry's Curses.

fukc you too jerry