hey tell us about any cool crimes you comitted so i can make sure i dont accidentally tell the police. not like i talk to the police often or anything haha freakin pigs amiright haha

are you a cop? you have to tell me if you are. here, smonke this weed

i uh.... im.... i’m allergic i cant

I robbed myself at gunpoint

when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.

i've never broken a law

i went on horny bloard and wasnt even horny. those damn pigs will never catch me

squeal

son of a bitch they caught me. hope some of you guys come visit me in prison bloard

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F5998] when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be. [/quote] what the fuck

downloaded pirate carrabian torrent

ate old stanky cheese lmao

I jacked my pecker clean off

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7670] I jacked my pecker clean off [/quote] welcome to an exciting new world

my momt old me that i could have a treat if i finished mymaths homework but when i went into the kitchen i told my dad that i did a lot of math homework and i ask him for 2 TREATS!! he gave me thema nd mom doesnt know holy shi*t.....

i poured the milk .... *whispers with tears pouring out of eyes* before the cereal

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7846] my momt old me that i could have a treat if i finished mymaths homework but when i went into the kitchen i told my dad that i did a lot of math homework and i ask him for 2 TREATS!! he gave me thema nd mom doesnt know holy shi*t..... [/quote] At first when he wrote maths i was like ho boy we got another british person in here but then he wrote math and now I don’t know what to think.

he's canadian (half british and only sort of wants to fuck the queen mum)

smokn kus$h rn (illegal where i live)

after having 2 gin and tonics I told my boss at the holiday party that I was involved in a few robbery's when I was a teen then I left the party quickly after seeing his shocked reaction that was Friday not looking forward to going into work tomorrow

Farted

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8372] Farted [/quote] Farted twice in quick succession

guys. cut that shit out.

I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12.

everyone in this thread ought to mosey on over to small claims bloart for no particular reason just to chat

genocide (secret))

farting in a tube that leads to a room beefsnack is stuck in so he will slowly perish

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F9823] farting in a tube that leads to a room beefsnack is stuck in so he will slowly perish [/quote] im sewing

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] sounds like the classic “ass vacuum” (ass cuum for short)

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399] I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12. [/quote] must feel terrible to have peaked so early