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  • Chernip
    Fed up with the service at Pigfoot’s hardware store. I’m opening my own >:) Welcome! We have an assortment of candies and tools to help the Handyman in you accomplish any job you see fit! :)
    2019-03-21T11:48:23Z
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  • moog
    *thick new york accent* ey buass i got da lug nuts i'll drop em in da back. heheh freakin nerd wus sellin em cheap as doit im tellin ya buass we gonna be rich
    2019-03-21T13:28:13Z
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  • Chernip
    i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware
    2019-03-21T14:23:10Z
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  • littleerik
    Hello sir, I am looking for those snickers bars that have peanut butter in them and they're square instead of a candy bar shape. Do you know the kind I mean? do you guys have those here? The place across the street wants $15 for a regular snickers bar and it's like, man are you even listening to me? Aren't my needs important to you? When you nod and smile and then hand me a regular ass snickers bar it's like you weren't even listening when I told you what I wanted and that makes me feel invalid and unimportant to you. you know? I'm looking for a hardware store that will be attentive to my desires and make me feel special and that carries those weird square peanut butter snickers
    2019-03-21T16:11:56Z
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  • Chernip
    We absolutey have those 😌 and many other small candys! In fact we purposely don’t carry king size of anything, for exactly that reason! https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81dMBEtd2LL._SX522_.img
    2019-03-21T16:59:12Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    hmm yeah.... im just browsing this new hardware store hmm yeah.. and as it happens ive "accidentally" knocked over the spinning rack with all the dvds on , not a fan of this store myself i dont think....
    2019-03-21T18:46:18Z
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  • Chernip
    H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!!
    2019-03-21T20:43:26Z
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  • bug deal
    I shake my head and glare at pigfoot but otherwise do nothing to help.
    2019-03-21T21:18:23Z
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  • RaymondMoist
    Hello I'm looking for an enormous heavy duty power drill, I don't have a project planned or anything. I just want to hold and drill the air to feel powerful and I'm afraid of guns.
    2019-03-21T23:25:13Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10443] H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!! [/quote] cant pick them up now, very busy, many thousands of customers wish to come to my store and i must serve them
    2019-03-22T00:58:10Z
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  • dick chappy
    Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓
    2019-03-22T01:15:28Z
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  • littleerik
    [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10449] Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓 [/quote] yo, what the fuck
    2019-03-22T03:16:50Z
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  • Chernip
    [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10449] Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓 [/quote] Look no further 😌 a defector from Pigfoot’s store is surely a friend of mine. You’re hired!
    2019-03-22T10:05:10Z
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  • jerry
    Where's the beer
    2019-03-22T19:58:43Z
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  • Chernip
    You still comin over tonight Jer? ;)
    2019-03-22T20:27:55Z
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  • jerry
    *pushes over the spinner thing that has all the house key blanks In it* where the beer
    2019-03-22T21:33:51Z
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  • ☃
    *jacks off in the hardware store*
    2019-03-22T21:41:27Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10461] *pushes over the spinner thing that has all the house key blanks In it* where the beer [/quote] probably at a better hardware store (i.e. mine) ☝☺✋
    2019-03-22T21:56:42Z
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  • jerry
    *starts fiddling with the window blinds cutter*
    2019-03-23T00:19:58Z
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  • Chernip
    Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street!
    2019-03-23T00:58:12Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10467] Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street! [/quote] its actually called "the world famous travelling hardware store" and its not a dumpster at all
    2019-03-23T20:13:30Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    Yes hello may i please look at your selection of hand made soaps and candles?
    2019-03-23T22:05:59Z
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  • jerry
    hey, i'd like to return this 8lb spool of solder. meant to get lead-free. RoHS ya know? anyways i'll take cash or store credit where's the fridge section?
    2019-03-23T23:55:35Z
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  • Chernip
    This spool of Solder has the Pigfoot Insignia... I’d recognize it anywhere... that of a Child Sitting in it’s Own Doodoo...! Where did this come from!
    2019-03-24T10:12:58Z
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  • dick chappy
    Oh boy! First day on the job, can’t wait to start 😁
    2019-03-24T10:39:26Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10483] This spool of Solder has the Pigfoot Insignia... I’d recognize it anywhere... that of a Child Sitting in it’s Own Doodoo...! Where did this come from! [/quote] damn right its my solder, doesnt have any lead in it like the solder from that damn other store
    2019-03-24T12:39:00Z
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  • moog
    [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10484] Oh boy! First day on the job, can’t wait to start 😁 [/quote] you'll be a good fit kid, here let me show you da ropes *lays down on the ground and goes to sleep*
    2019-03-24T18:34:57Z
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  • haunted_shrub
    I would like to purchase as much fertilizer and flammable materials as can fit in the back of this u-haul, please
    2019-03-24T20:21:01Z
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  • Chernip
    As long as that material is going to Pigfoots it’s 50% off! I think we have an understand here :)
    2019-03-24T21:26:11Z
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  • jerry
    I think we have an understand :)
    2019-03-24T21:27:11Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10489] As long as that material is going to Pigfoots it’s 50% off! I think we have an understand here :) [/quote] excellent more stock for my severly depleted inventory seeing as my store is so popular >:^)
    2019-03-24T22:11:39Z
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  • Chernip
    Shrub knows just where to deposit such... Materials....... >:)
    2019-03-25T02:59:13Z
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  • jerry
    [tosses pigfoot's fucked up claw hand on the counter] pretty cool huh
    2019-03-26T04:34:28Z
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  • Chernip
    You became a badass in this RP Jerry
    2019-03-27T01:36:10Z
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  • jerry
    ☝☺👌 this is the summer i come out of my shell
    2019-03-27T02:58:20Z
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  • hillips
    this is the summer you cut a guys arm freaking off. what the heck! thats not badass its just being rude. march your butt over to pigfoots and apologise! 😡
    2019-03-27T11:35:44Z
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  • Chernip
    While I hope that SOB pigfoot goes out of business I think Hillips has a point here
    2019-03-27T13:13:59Z
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  • Chernip
    After seeing pigfoot has more replies in his Terrible, Horrid thread about his disgusting store across the street, I’ve decided to begin a FIRE SALE! ALL MERCHANDISE 80% OFF
    2019-03-29T13:16:33Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    you could not pay me to take any of these products they are sin
    2019-03-29T17:03:02Z
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  • hillips
    *steals power drill* *steals spirit level* *steals doorknob* *steals towel rail* *steals watering can* *steals lubricant* *steals hammer* *steals hammer* *steals escutcheon* *steals gardening gloves* *steals tin of pistachio green paint* *steals hammer* *steals 60w light bulb* *steals circular saw* *steals nails* *steals spanner* *steals spirit level* *steals stepladder*
    2019-03-30T12:59:35Z
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