This is a spot to talk about and recommend books. Myself, I have never read a book, and welcome your suggestions. A problem I should first mention is that I cannot actually read. Whatever book you recommend for me should be rather basic. You might wonder how I am writing this, and I will tell you that it is by dint of happy accident alone. I was trepanning my friend Karl (long story) when the drill bit flew off and became impaled in my brain. Before this, I could not even write my own stupid ass hole name. Nor could I speak. I'm doing better now, thank you. So for me, please keep your suggestions simple. For yourselves, recommend and discuss whatever you like.
- I still can't read. The doctors told me a piece of the drill bit broke off in my left parietal lobe. Whatever. The brain is a large organ and I get by well enough. I've been having Karl read my the collected works of American literary legend and canon stalwart Thomas Leo Clancy. I marvel at his prescience. For example, he predicted the time George W. Bush drove into a McDonald's ball pit while high on bathroom cleaner six full minutes before it happened. Remarkable.
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F3272] catching up on a weeks worth of bloard posts is the equivalent of reading a gaddis novel in terms of intellectual value [/quote] The Bloardignitions by Swann JK by Swann Bloarder's Gothic by "You Guessed It..." Swann