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Nice! Seems like it could really catch on [img]https://i.imgur.com/BEsmE9F.gif[/img]

You part the hanging cloth and enter the fortune teller's tent , immediately feeling a respite from the unbearable heat and harsh winds of the desert. The air is dense with a dry smoke you have never smelled before. Word of her talent has crossed the ocean to your land, whispered into the ears of those who would desire to know of such a force of magick. It was no easy task to track down her ever-shifting location, and you look the worse for wear, but you know it will all be worth it, when you finally learn the truth you have been seeking your whole life… YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR JOURNEY AT A FORTUNATE TIME…YOU MAY ASK ONE QUESTION AND I WILL ANSWER TRULY. The voice doesn’t seem to come from the shrouded figure hunched unmoving over a dark notched sphere, instead filling the space from no particular source, but there’s no doubt in your mind that she is responsible. You remove the cloth from your face, and ask: "Please, all I wish to know is this: what does the future hold for bloard.com?" You hold your breath as she leans towards her objekt in a nearly imperceptible movement. I SEE... I SEE......... I SEE THAT THERE ARE POSTS YET TO BE MADE…. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MANY EPIC LOLS YET TO BE HAD….! A pause, but you sense that she isn’t done with you yet. I SEE… THAT AS LONG AS THESE REMAIN TRUE… BLOARD WILL NEVER DIE! You don’t realize that you had closed your eyes as the proclamation surrounds you, but as you hear the last sentence conclude, you are struck by a wave of heat and open your eyes, confused . You are in the desert, nothing in sight but the horizon, with only your half-blown-away footprints as company…

lol, Damn coffee machines on the fritz again..."Don't ask me to Bloard till I've chugged my mud," haha, you know what i'm saying man... damn lol you really get me man... look (making sure we're alone), you ever want to just …take off? leave this life of placatory (puts mug down to do finger quotes) benefits like hawaiian shirt fridays and a ccommunal fridge full of diet sodas behind - get in touch with our humanity and nature and live like our forefathers, build your own house somewhere woodsy with your own damn hands ! , look up at the night sky and count the stars, spend your free time training with antique firearms so you can defend your way of life against the Plague that is modernity, grow your own berries, nobody's really sure how exactly you met the women that seems to live with you, develop an innate connection to the shifting seasons, (not blinking) really feel , really FEEL what it is to be alive..!? oh... you don't..? haha yeah lol im joking lmao cmon man, lighten up lol , it's freaking friday (walking away a little too fast)

i keep dreaming of things like all my bones being squeezed out of my body and broken down and meticulously assembled into pillars, you know just stuff like that

om!!

*smirking mischievously* im gonna post in the saturday night bloard... on wednesday afternoon 😈😈

Bookmarking this one for later....thanks OP

im too bloard to drunk

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7326] which one do we shoot!?!?! [/quote] me please

posting here for some "welcome back to bloard" +1s :)

hey to the 17 year old enjoy being horny now while u still can 👍

"bloard up" is what happens to a certain part of me when i browse horny bloard [img]https://i.imgur.com/rrRCWVj.gif[/img]

if you ask nicely she'll grind it up between her power ful thighs 🤩

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6656] if we were neighbors I'd give you butter [/quote] thank you . if you ever needed a cup of sugar i would be happy to return the favor

god damn it i want to make a strawberry rhubarb loaf but i don't have enough butter and the stores are closed. 👿👿👿

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6584] in case you thought theyre not a real thing: [img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61lMp463l9L._SX355_.jpg[/img] in case you think theyre bad: get a clue [/quote] hmm remember that time you ate a really rubbery gross fried egg and the yolk had already solidified ? well we made a candy to memorialize that. enjoy

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F3349] gummy fried eggs... 🍳🍳🍳 [/quote] I don't like thinking about these.

this

i tried to download "witch house type beat" from youtube and sync it to the vocals hillips posted in audacity but couldnt figure out how to do it.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/MLo11QI.jpg[/img]

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F6073] https://rateyourmusic.com/~sorryallovertheplace [/quote] cool...

posting a thread with the same title as your account name requires roughly the same level of ego as it takes to not feel any shame about "going live" on instagram

posts.....Ya gotta love em! (a little slogan i've been working on-feedback?)

ahhh..crap. just the vibe

whats your RYM yoshi

most of alvvays' music occupies that space between incredibly boring and flat out unlistenable but im a sucker for songs that sound like someone is being kevin shields for halloween

when i am trying to get the last bits of ice cream out of the tub i scrape the insides with a spoon, put the spoon in my mouth and suck off the ice cream, then spit it, now wet with saliva, into the bowl i will eat the ice cream out of. repeat until the container is cleaned to satisfaction. i am not sure this is a crime but it absolutely should be.

heard this on my friends show and can't get it out of my head [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RzfWRgue7M[/youtube] the only good alvvays song [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7WyYqL8wU0[/youtube]

i saw a pretty popular weird twitter guy smoking a dart the other day but didn't say anything because i thought it would be weird.

fellas... lets get me to 10 followers 👇 https://twitter.com/_saptapadi ☝

this is really cool man, thanks for sharing. 🤘🤘

*watching the bloard PD body cam live stream from HQ* fuck em up pigfoot

it's about 1:40 going to read some articles on my computer and hit the hay. already brushed my teeth and flossed 👍

bloard 2

only the ones i post in

[img]https://i.imgur.com/kyEQHdt.png[/img]

my life got slightly better in one aspect and immediately got worse in like four others 👎

cool post. when did you make it, 2014?

Mery Tales and Quicke Answeres? What is this, your average bloard thread? 😄