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pigfoot_vermont
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- great advice moog, but if im being honest with you guys, ive just started eating the fuckers. i just pinch them in between my fingers and in they go, absolutely no hassle at all
- [img]https://i.imgflip.com/2p5cyq.jpg[/img] lolling at this one EDIT: [img]https://pics.esmemes.com/the-biggest-stepinany-lrelationshipisnt-the-first-kiss-its-the-first-7427265.png[/img] this one too lol
- playin skyrim on a satty night, might eat some grapes soon
- [img]https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-10-2015/PlIsV8.gif[/img]
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/ghCojFv.png[/img] huh....
- i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!!
- hmm yeah.... im just browsing this new hardware store hmm yeah.. and as it happens ive "accidentally" knocked over the spinning rack with all the dvds on , not a fan of this store myself i dont think....
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdid-somebody-say-cumby%2Fposts%2F13663] did somebody say cumby in here? [/quote] dont think so
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fnavel_babes%2Ftopics%2Fstinky-belly%2Fposts%2F11111] i know i gotta poop when my innie turns into an outtie. its like a turkey timer. [/quote] what happens if you push it back in?
- thread for contemplating the futility of everything ever [img]https://1ri26s33ly0e2m3ovy3we3c2-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/inflatable-dinosaur-30-inches-76cms-product-image.jpg[/img] this inflatable dinosaur is a metaphor to start the thread with a bang as you can expend as much breath as you like to bring this prehistoric titan to life but at the end of the day it will only ever deflate and leave you thoroughly disappointed
- [quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F6577] good morning i woke up [/quote] take note folks. this is how its done 😎
- its just one of those escape room things you are all overreacting. everyone knows if you eat enough of the props they have to let you out anyway
- actually. i have this cool talent where the water usage in my house isnt metred as the council wouldve had to dig up part of the driveway to install a water metre which would’ve cost them loads of money so they just left us with no metre, saving loads of money for us so yeah, i guess you could say im pretty talented 😎 EDIT: other two talents 1) juggling (one ball) 2) chef
- ladies got them big swiiiinhgin nonkers big paira tootoos big nippled bahoo
- snooby's cool yeah but i am actually looking forward to experiencing Jack Frost's cheeky winter kiss 😳😌❄️
- four part word raps crew type shit yall. with word, kill this beat easy work when spit that heat raps from crew, that shit rock four part crew foes suck cock!! foes crew give cops dick lick four part crew spit that sick shit
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10464] "greetings kind merchant, i'd like to peruse your wares. please show me to your finest selection of axes... and mayhaps ye can fletch a few flight arrows to replenish my companions dwindling quiver?" [/quote] im not really sure what that is but im pretty sure we have it "in the back", i can spend 5 minutes looking for it in a small cupboard behind the till while a small queue of agitated customers builds up behind you if you'd like?
- i saw a woman once and she was a marine and she kicked my ass
- jerry. your strength is 4 your intelligence is 6 and you charisma is 5 every go you can move up to 40 feet due to regular walks to the park and good running shoes. you have 35 hit points and can deal 4 hit points unarmed your alignment is lawful neutral, your personality trait is being able to identify dog breeds from incredible distances, you pretend its not a big deal but in reality you are very proud of it. your bonds are your large collection of carefully hand cut coupons which ensure great deals at all merchants partnered with amex but your flaws are an unrelenting hobbit bloodlust, you keep killing hobbits. every time you see a hobbit your only option is to strike with overwhelming force. this takes 3 away from your charisma, and also twitter is upset at you for it but you will deal criticals on all hobbits.
- been refreshing bloard for a while, im aiming to create complete server overload and meltdown, could someone help please? i think with the power of two computers we can reduce bloard servers to a pile of molten metal in a bout a day
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-hottest-meme-of-the-year%2Fposts%2F5758] Small brain: Whats your facebook Normal brain: Whats your instagran Glowing brain: Whats your twitter @ Space brain: Whats your bloard [/quote] i like this post so much i printed it out so i can give it to people i see who might like it