joop, what is the thing you're doing? I'd like to hear more about it

just tie your laces tighter, dum dum

holy jeez

hi, welcome to bloard

yeah post the essay, dude

I just re-read the border trilogy. Now I am reading voidstar by zachary mason. not sure about it yet.

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard%2Fposts%2F4415] hey [/quote] Hey man good to see you

sometimes twitter makes me sad and tired. other times it makes me lol. "you take the bitter with the sweet"

we had a maid for a little bit. I never understood the point. she broke some shit because she was in a hurry. eventually we let her go and I think the money is better spent elsewhere

this is to add strength and bulk, right?

it's been 17 days, I assume your butt is in the hospital for getting blasted so bad

it'd be cool if you could redeem points like marlboro miles or camel cash from back in the day. get me a cool leather jacket with marketing patches or maybe a joe camel inflatable raft.

yeah, man, I was getting pretty hype too

i'm going to dress in a costume this year and scare the everlovin' bejeebers out of the neighborhood children with my spooky outfit

I’m going to make buffalo chicken soup dumplings for dinner tonight like some sort of sick fucking freak

feeling a lot of agreement with snooby this morning.

rip

the bread that they wrap ice cream in I think it's called mochi EDIT: Yeah they have it at trader joes

can we get an update on who the good boy of bloard is?

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fkirby-is-a-globalist%2Fposts%2F4601] what power does kirby get if he sucks off the earth [/quote] he gets the power to buy me breakfast the next day

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6615] I don't know if you guys noticed but this is a sexual reference to cum. [/quote] what da fuck

hilips is offering wise counsel here.

Yeah snooby, nice avatar. Lookin' real slick

[img]https://i.imgur.com/oVAk4Wg.jpg[/img] I must've gotten the good version without the eggs in there 💯💯💯💯💯

This account is my alt

changing my answer to the guy who eats food for the king to make sure it doesn't have poison or coconut in it

you're not black? what the fuck?

I'm ready for horny bloard to come back. I promise I will be good and only post in there sometimes not all the times, forever and ever amen

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fblunt-bloard%2Fposts%2F5886] i never understood why people say they smoke trees or leafs like, you smoke the bud. ground up ones. anyone have this feel? [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/homo37Y.jpg[/img]

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3928] Can you tell me what you think of the portmanteau "blupdate," unironically (we're in the no irony thread after all, so I'm expecting a bit of honesty here.). [/quote] i like it a little bit

because he ate a globe. I get it

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-job-would-you-have-in-olden-times%2Fposts%2F4136] i would be employed by the king to invent bloard [/quote] holy shit

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4385] whenever i'm stressed at work i calmly imagine a future where the ant thread has more posts than the real talk thread [/quote] heres some freaking real talk: ants are the freaking WORST

[img]https://i.imgur.com/sNzWA9X.jpg[/img]

smackin the ol horsehide around

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend-jerry-edition%2Fposts%2F10269] *** LIST *** 1) You're name here :) *** PROVISIONAL LIST *** (this space intentionally left blank) [/quote] Jerry I want to be your friend. Please put me on there

derek, this was fantastic, and the socks are good. thank you so much.

goddamn that's terrible

[youtube]https://youtu.be/folETlLz3FM[/youtube]

hey guys what's going on (this was post #99 when I posted it)