fuck yeah man fuck yeah

god made dirt so dirt don;t hurt

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend%2Fposts%2F10266] i want to be your friend if and only if (“iff”) you want me to. [/quote] fear of rejection is a powerful thing. if we were friends you could be free of those chains made of uncertainty.

does it seem a little hot in here to you?

just hanging out

happy nfl wildcard weekend

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fopen-poll-which-sport-has-the-best-pussy%2Fposts%2F13081] I forgot about tennis. you're right, it's tennis [/quote] walking this back. i think it's actually golf pussy

I fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for swingin by

whackin pud

fellas, you gotta maintain that trigger discipline

def the second one. I would love to visit san francisco. would you rather be able to fly or be able to travel super speeds

it was fuckin good, I'll put some pics in bloard chat on twitter dot com

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fbloarding-school%2Fposts%2F9794] can we get some snooby hype from the audience [/quote] I think snooby is good

put em down there

yah, this is a great place to do just that

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6668] I don’t know how, or where, to do that, and I’m emotionally stunted or screwed up somehow because I don’t feel whatevermy bro and dad are [/quote] there are victim's rights orgs out there that can help. but more important than that is probably the understanding that everyone deals with things in different ways according to who they are. I sure hope you don't beat up on yourself for having dissimilar reactions. I dunno. I'm sorry man.

I only jump off a cliff when I think there's a possibility I might get horny

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4636] "Lemme put my beer down" *camera conveniently pans and lingers on derek's large collection of expensive designer suits* [/quote] and the sweetie's feeties

which one tastes best and which one of these is the healthiest one if you're trying to only eat candy forever alternate gummed candy suggestions ok too

yeah that is sick. you're going to get shredded

the comcast guy came to my house to fix the internet. I stood behind him with a frown on my face while he worked. eventually, he got the internet running at full speed again by replacing a faulty connection. to show my gratitude and appreciation for his work, I looked him in the eye and gave him a firm handshake

bloard................... ................................is goood

sounds cool to me man

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4781] I was 18 years old when i masturbated for the first time [/quote] makes sense. that's legally when you can do it.

baseball is like that, bud, it'll get ya

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I just sawr the red sawnks win

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F5644] I’m gonna go the abc store tomorrow to buy some liquor [/quote] hell yeah always be chugging

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-game-idea%2Fposts%2F3409] youre a skateboarder who delivers chinese takeout or something idk [/quote] I want general tso's chicken and wontons and if you're even three minutes late you fucking prick I'll yelp-bomb your bullshit restaurant back to the fucking stone age I swear on me mum

I've had a really productive morning because I drank a lot of coffee

guys talk 'bout tits also boob

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F11019] doing a number 2 = shitting lol [/quote] lol

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fants%2Ftopics%2Fants%2Fposts%2F11212] I spilled my milkshake on the ground and they're swarming all over it :O some are nibbling on my toe and it doesn't feel to great [/quote] sound off in this thread about how ants suck balls: https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/ants-pro-or-con

😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉 hey ants, suck my dick 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-crumb-check-thread%2Fposts%2F5634] A bloard a day keeps the crumbs away [/quote] huge if true

[quote=zak;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwwait-a-minute%2Fposts%2F10281] what ar you gonna do? [/quote] got a fuckin showdown brewin

I took a solemn vow to never cheef the sweet sweet leaf

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-s-best-fast-food%2Fposts%2F11738] egg [/quote] [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-s-best-fast-food%2Fposts%2F11723] egg [/quote] my fuckin guys know what it is

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fkissing-thread%2Fposts%2F13778] ya basically this. im very smart about all of it and i know all about it [/quote] yeah I bet you know all about getting your butt blasted