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littleerik
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- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10607] "Nernip''s department store" [/quote] we can help him advertise with this as a catchy nickname
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fbring-back-horny-bloard-no-anime%2Fposts%2F3840] That's a great idea, yoshifanatic1488. We can make the sexy bloard calendar and sell them to dereklaserbeam for $100 each. [/quote] there's no way derek will pay $100 for pictures of himself
- just to follow up with everybody, the cake got fucked up. I was supposed to use a big cake pan but didn't have one big enough, so I decided I would split it into layers and use two smaller pans and then it got pretty fucked up in the oven and I had to throw it away it was pretty sad
- I'm at a wedding way the hell out of town. I know four people here. The guy getting married is my friend but he dropped off the face of the earth when he started dating the woman he's marrying in a couple of hours. This is a weird scene and it makes me uncomfortable.
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwho-is-the-bloard-user-with-the-most-refined-tastes%2Fposts%2F6034] i drink motor oil [/quote] this guy smokes and drinks so I vote for this guy
- even though the following might be controversial (a "hot take"), I believe it in my heart to be true and so I want to share it with you: trader joes "scandinavian swimmers" are better than the swedish fish they are trying to copy. you guys should fuckin check em out. they're hot shit
- [quote=plop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F7784] Long suspected I have diabetes [/quote] hey congratulations
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend%2Fposts%2F10289] sign me up for the list please but dont put me on the list itself put me at the top with a colon after my name so it looks like im the title........ please.. [/quote] you got a lot of moxie, kid. welcome to the list
- While I'm excited about the party, in really wish Steve wouldn't use the evite platform. I went on there too RSVP and Steve immediately "liked" my response from the evite app. what sort of soulless motherfucker has the evite app
- eating a big ol can of crisco because [img]https://i.imgur.com/c7tPw6k.jpg[/img] it is saturday night
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4948] Funny, I too was invited to work out in Erik's garage. The instructions he gave me took me down a winding country road with almost no lights to speak of. I don't think anyone lives that far out, or at least I didn't at the time. I was just about to turn back when I saw his "house" in the clearing. [img]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7iYK7SK_ZDI/VsDN47tjwYI/AAAAAAAAAi8/LWOcqUyr6AU/s1600/15.08.29.1.JPG[/img] Against my better judgement I decided to be polite and knock on the door. "Little" Erik (he was 6'8 and weighed at least 400 lbs by my recollection) opened the door and walking me inside towards the "fitness room". What was in there was appalling, a dirty rusted up toilet, a toddler's trike with a computer monitor tied to the handlebars, and some rusted up scrap metal he called weights, but I didn't want to be rude so I feigned a simple workout while I planned my escape. I must not have been paying much attention, I was a little freaked out, because Erik slipped away for a moment and came back looking like this (I managed to snap a picture): [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ov3oKe7mBZo/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] He kept saying "now the real workout can begin" and throwing ants all over me. I couldn't take it anymore and took off the "workout chains" he threw on me earlier, and made my escape. The whole time he was chasing my car and crying before I finally lost him and got back home. I don't think Little Erik cares about working out at all, and I highly discourage anyone from going to his garage for sets and reps. This Little Erik guy is kind of a jerk! [/quote] hey pal, those ants aren't gonna chase themselves
- [quote=SingingFlesh;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdiaper-status%2Fposts%2F13921] Sagging. [/quote] heavy is the diap that holds the turds
- I am trying a case to a jury on Monday through Wednesday. Wish me luck, bloard, because I am scared and nervous.😬😬😬
- _______________ ^ ok I got it fixed. I would have done it sooner but I got busy with some other stuff. pull up a chair, let's admire this sumbitch together.
- which one of you sent me this box of ants for christmas. who would want this. this is a bad gift
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- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello-i-am-bloard-user-my-password-is-bloard-com%2Fposts%2F13829] you use an email when you log in not user name [/quote] this whole story is coming unraveled like a cheap sweater
- puncturing my dick with a sharpened phillips screwdriver because it's mf saturday night
- i'm going to go see star wars tonight just so I have a quiet place to read bloard on my phone
- [quote=r%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%AC%CD%ACa%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3%CD%A3t%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD%CD%AD;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F13032] last year join four part word club with mans that speak four part word only. four part word club stop meet when sick mans come. need more speak more with four part word mans. want join these here mans that speak four part word [/quote] yeah sure. We're doin this
- working to the point of failure is how you get huge so way to go
- my friend invited me to attend the gorge shows with him but I only ever listened to billy breathes so I probably wont go
- i'm here to beg for invites to the bloard dm where i assume i can read more of this good content
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-blessing%2Fposts%2F7262] little e's trouser soiling is akin to a seasoned Buddhist monk burning in the streets. the spiritual attunement required is beyond my comprehension. i have much to learn [/quote] all you gotta do is practice
- [quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-owns%2Fposts%2F3923] well thats my thoughts [/quote] i like the way this guy thinks
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3846] I'm 100% anti ant. [/quote] brother
- the comcast guy came to my house to fix the internet. I stood behind him with a frown on my face while he worked. eventually, he got the internet running at full speed again by replacing a faulty connection. to show my gratitude and appreciation for his work, I looked him in the eye and gave him a firm handshake
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F11894] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoFVTtapWk[/youtube] [/quote] this whips
- it fuckin happened again (spring break photos on facebook from ladies I worked with like a decade ago where they're in swimming suits adn what have you)