Are you tired of being skinny-fat? Are you tired of just being regular fat? [img]https://www.corehealthproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Skinny-Fat-banner.png[/img] If YOU want to become a lean, strong, well-oiled machine, then try taking chickpea supplements from my studio, Big Boy Workouts in order to be come a stronger, healthier you. It only costs one thousand dollars a month, and you'll be on the road to being a big and powerful hummus-powered machine!!

Ah man... I'm sorry man, I meant to tell you, I was at your house the other day and I got the munchies so I ended up eating your entire supply of hummus. You have none left now. Sorry!

For a limited time offer we are now offering hummus infused SnoobyMilk™. He got into our special patch of Big Boy Workouts™ Chickpeas and is now completely stuffed, and ready to be milked (for a year straight!). [img]http://i.imgur.com/9qAzBdG.jpg[/img] Offer while supplies last.

For anyone considering that offer, know that I am NOT okay with this.

That seals the deal. I'm in. 😈

milk me up big boy