sorry phage i’ve already claimed my prick

it rules having your entire life be a sham. i can't say that in the other thread because of the title

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thought of this this morning when someone tried to talk to me in the middle of my morning routine: "don't talk to me unless i've had my coffee, 4 beers, 2 shots of whiskey, and then brushed my teeth"

damn moog that good four word post

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbarnacle-jim-is-still-funny%2Fposts%2F4113] It's just a fact that barnacle jim is still funny. His long ass face and generally gay/fucked up ways always bring a laugh [/quote] please keep this kind of barnyard talk to the swearing thread

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F11868] fuck & suck [/quote] augh augh augh

four plus four post back rats used five word part word that mean "says". none says "nope, five word part word". make mike feel like shit. well, raps been good post.

hoooo boy pigfoot goin wild tonight... im playin' jackbox with some homies on skype

turn your monitor on

im gonna say the L word tomorrow

played through amnesia: a machine for pigs a couple weeks ago again, and only this time did I notice how beautiful this song is. I bought a keyboard and have been teaching myself piano using it this past week. it rocks. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TSKgwvHgho[/youtube]

i got too high today and went to take a #2 and was scared i would forget how to get off the toilet

[quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F12188] i'm busting a freakin nut 😂😂😹 [/quote] what's his name

I only drink oat milk now and i get enough from the store. So i do not need a sibling to live with me just to squit milk into a jug for me. more power to you though pf. milk that sister tity buddy!!!

bloard security has been alerted... me and jerry are arriving on scene in a tank wielding grenade launchers and ak 47s

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5812] 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than God. [/quote] i just imagined god 2

if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-thread-with-a-no-shirt-policy%2Fposts%2F12083] shirts off. i took off my hoodie and my shirt came with it. more on this later [/quote] can we get an update to this oleas

[img]http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Holding_Signs/DittoSign.gif[/img]

did anyone say "i am simply retarded of this" yet?

DAMN does that bird post SLAP!!

hey everybody get a load of this guy that thinks poop is yucky lol

Bathroom

bloarding pussy be like 🪓

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVg0lBtzgQQ[/youtube] the last minute of this song is so fuckin' badass

i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today

the air isn't mad, it just thinks it has a better way for your mailbox to work ☺️

[quote=d_____________________________________b;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Felektion%2Fposts%2F13193] anyone know where t o vote [/quote] yeah check it out: bloard.com

100 seconds is a minute. everything else is the same.

we're doing the wave but its just our boers. mine is starting up as derek's is winding down, who's catching the next one????

[img]https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/77250/screenshots/455769/police.gif[/img] [img]https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/32522/1-1/adult-fbi-costume.jpg[/img] - Agent Bloarr D. Mahn

Oish 2

happy bloardaeen

I'm the president of the United States and I base all policy decisions on threads I've read on bloard

this is fuck math: 6 + 9 = 420

film with zany fool good. mine hope film have lots joke from film name. well, have good time with fool film, want view many more zany fool film. edit: oops made four word part post away from four word part post spot

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11091] gusts gales n puffs, cant get enough 🌬💨🍃 wish i was being buffeted on a blustery bluff 😩🥵🤪 [/quote] here's hoping you have a day like this soon hillips :) [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wWrdwZpzvk[/youtube]

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