ahh I'm so pleasantly surprised that I have not become horny in any way due to posting in this thread

What’s that? It’s Saturday night on bloard? Oh baby oh yeah oh baby!!!!!!

did anyone say "i am simply retarded of this" yet?

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5812] 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than God. [/quote] i just imagined god 2

hoooo boy pigfoot goin wild tonight... im playin' jackbox with some homies on skype

boom boom boom boom boom boom *that's the beat to the song the dj is playing for saturdaynight bloard* [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/9b/7a/5a9b7abcb7e1c7a50e298c08f1c1b797.gif[/img]

joe bisen is the predident now

I would like to purchase as much fertilizer and flammable materials as can fit in the back of this u-haul, please

[youtube]https://youtu.be/7PmUtmfTmbg[/youtube]

it rules having your entire life be a sham. i can't say that in the other thread because of the title

[quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F12188] i'm busting a freakin nut 😂😂😹 [/quote] what's his name

i got too high today and went to take a #2 and was scared i would forget how to get off the toilet

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F11868] fuck & suck [/quote] augh augh augh

i lost my Cumby

for tactical posting: [img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3d/b0/b7/3db0b7a8da0574cd49c4f9d6ad8fd6bf.jpg[/img]

you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers

everyone knew CasinoPinUp was going to show up to support MichaelGen

film with zany fool good. mine hope film have lots joke from film name. well, have good time with fool film, want view many more zany fool film. edit: oops made four word part post away from four word part post spot

sorry phage i’ve already claimed my prick

[img]https://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/38932/1477558189288743.gif[/img]

im lying on a hot rock in the sun to heat up my blood. im using my nearly prehensile tongue to eat a fly off my bulbous eyeball.

[img alt="" title="bitch... bitch!!!"]http://i.imgur.com/kzX0s74.png[/img]

just picked up a copy of [url=https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0195124685/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1]69AD[/url] that I've been looking forward to for a long time. Covers the year after Nero's suicide where there were 4 emperors of Rome over the course of 1 year. Also just started re-reading [url=https://www.amazon.com/House-Leaves-Mark-Z-Danielewski/dp/0375703764/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3DMMRD7MIJU1&keywords=house+of+leaves&qid=1563668869&s=books&sprefix=house+of+leaves%2Cstripbooks%2C150&sr=1-3]house of leaves[/url]. It's been at least 10 years since I read it, and goddamn is it one of the most unique experiences I've ever had with a book. The physical book itself and how you have to move/manipulate the pages to read them becomes part of the story. it's surreal as fuck, but I can also see how some people might feel like its a post-modernist relic of the early/mid 2000s. I don't give a shit though, I think it's a literal masterpiece. oh and I'm also reading the back of the shampoo bottle on the toilet 💩

nothing to see here folks

Q: The equation 24 x 2 + 25 x − 47 a x − 2 = − 8 x − 3 − 53 a x − 2 is true for all values of x ≠ 2 a , where a is a constant. What is the value of a ? A: -3 --- Q: If 3 x − y = 12 , what is the value of 8 x 2 y ? A: Since the numerator and denominator of have a common base, this expression can be rewritten as 2 ( 3 x − y ) . In the question, it states that 3 x − y = 12 , so one can substitute 12 for the exponent, 3 x − y , which means that 8 x 2 y = 2 12 --- Q: If Logx (1 / 8) = - 3 / 2, then x is equal to... A: 4

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdry-skin-problem%2Fposts%2F4439] what twisted irony that my whole body itches today because of extreme dryness. ... i resist ...yet the sensation persists ...what unique torture ..why god ..why [/quote] [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdry-skin-problem%2Fposts%2F4216] have yo utried getting it wet [/quote]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxAYSoQGMM0[/youtube]

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i found my Cumby. it was in pigfoot's mom's room

pf i've added that to my chill playlist. nice tune, thanks buddy

hundred dollars because then i could buy the first thing would you rather get your dick ducked by god or get two hundred dollars

I’m posting on bloard and I’m not sorry mom 🖕🖕🖕

where's the dick

saturday night bloard 🎉💅🎉💪🎉🧠🎉

put your nuts in a fire for several minutes. by the time it gets cold out, the cool breeze will feel great on your nuts. they might even heal or fall off by the time summer comes back around, solving the warmness issue.

what I can tell you for sure is that bloard is using response headers to set amazon cloud front cookies on every page you load, regardless of auth status. it's also using the _newbload_session cookie to set a likely base64 + MD5 encoded string to act as your login token. if I could stop drinking on Tuesday nights maybe I could figure this shit out and finally make one of my posts the top uploarded of all time hmmmm..... https://github.com/search?q=bloard&type=Code

for sale: bloarder shoes, never worn

its fucked up that you have ball hairs growing where pubes should be

i came to this thread to make a clever joke about bloard being the best book i've read but then the content of op's post owned me by being on my irony level plus one

it's saturday night baby and i'm on booard