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- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg_8hCC4u4[/youtube] this song fuckin' rocks and I only remember it like 3 times a year
- just picked up a copy of [url=https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0195124685/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1]69AD[/url] that I've been looking forward to for a long time. Covers the year after Nero's suicide where there were 4 emperors of Rome over the course of 1 year. Also just started re-reading [url=https://www.amazon.com/House-Leaves-Mark-Z-Danielewski/dp/0375703764/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3DMMRD7MIJU1&keywords=house+of+leaves&qid=1563668869&s=books&sprefix=house+of+leaves%2Cstripbooks%2C150&sr=1-3]house of leaves[/url]. It's been at least 10 years since I read it, and goddamn is it one of the most unique experiences I've ever had with a book. The physical book itself and how you have to move/manipulate the pages to read them becomes part of the story. it's surreal as fuck, but I can also see how some people might feel like its a post-modernist relic of the early/mid 2000s. I don't give a shit though, I think it's a literal masterpiece. oh and I'm also reading the back of the shampoo bottle on the toilet 💩
- stopping at the gas station (grocery store) to fill er up on gas (juice boxes)
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fan-introductory-bloard-post%2Fposts%2F4753] *sternly gives you the bloard initiation handshake which includes a rough under/over with a lazy side-ZJ and a phrase whispered in your ear in a dialect of yiddish only spoken by the highest ranking jews around these parts all while refusing to wipe the runny snot off my moustache because i just walked in from the cold and you can feel it touch the side of your face a little as i'm leaning in but you know this is all part of the deal and you'll score those fresh +1's soon enough so you put up with it* Hello. [/quote] *i do that too* Hey
- I've had several years of being on record as hating ants. however all life is cool, but still fuck ants. if I see a ant I'll give it a piledriver and break its fucking neck. fuckin' ants.
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/e0fo30D.png[/img] christmas came early for bloard, thank u bug deal
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMieOk-VFQ[/youtube]
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-job-would-you-have-in-olden-times%2Fposts%2F4162] you mother fucker [/quote] sorry but that would be my job actually
- at this point that fireplace must be one of the most mystically powered locations on earth
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcq5NlYz1PU[/youtube]
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7cmiYSmVVk[/youtube]
- what if i told you i had a mini-hdmi cable and it looked a lot like a mini-usb? what if i also told you i don't feel like finding it to double check if that last statement is correct?
- put your nuts in a fire for several minutes. by the time it gets cold out, the cool breeze will feel great on your nuts. they might even heal or fall off by the time summer comes back around, solving the warmness issue.
- what I can tell you for sure is that bloard is using response headers to set amazon cloud front cookies on every page you load, regardless of auth status. it's also using the _newbload_session cookie to set a likely base64 + MD5 encoded string to act as your login token. if I could stop drinking on Tuesday nights maybe I could figure this shit out and finally make one of my posts the top uploarded of all time hmmmm..... https://github.com/search?q=bloard&type=Code
- for years this was believed to be the only known recording of the song but unfortunately when hillary played this on election night she lost [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMYN3CcMnJk[/youtube]
- i came to this thread to make a clever joke about bloard being the best book i've read but then the content of op's post owned me by being on my irony level plus one
- As the most feminine among all numbers, the 2 is also the most underestimated -- at least, when it comes to power and strength. After all, she is almost always gentle, tactful, diplomatic, forgiving and understanding. Certainly, she likes to keep the peace and will avoid confrontations as much as possible.
- As your inaugural Bloard President I would immediately abdicate my rule and declare Claire my sole inheritor.