[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fthe-monkeu-s-paw-forum-game%2Fposts%2F12585] i wish i was a hot elf and gandalf was my boyfriend [/quote] you're the sexiest half-halfling half-elf i've ever seen and gandalf wakes you up every morning with breakfast in bed that includes 3 pancakes, syrup, coffee, and a fresh rose from the bush in the garden outside your flat. unfortunately you live in Baldur's Gate, and after the [url=https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Time_of_Troubles]Time Of troubles[/url] you are viewed with disdain in town due to your half elven (possibly bhaalspawn) heritage. I wish I could be friends with every little piggy on earth 🐽🐷🐖😃