whats bloard. can ony1 explain

Ants are thick ....sexual ..

FAULTY TURN SIGNALS, PLEASE IGNORE

jerry seinfeld

good morning my darling !

i smell ant

imagine for a second an adult male Grizzly Bear (2 metres tall on hind legs, 900lbs) punctiliously snacking on exactly 1 yellow gummy bear

i am simply retarded of this

a new shiny bloard ..with all your favourite posts's, but chrome-y and phosphorescent+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++☺👓💬😵😻😻😻😻🙉🙉🙉🙉 PLUS: --movie theatre sidewbar for Twitch-style live-posting --comments section on every post --automatic Paypal donation service where each +1 == ¥100 **JUST SUM THOUGHGUHTGS** yours truly forever and ever, -jad

not to be ironic or anything but i loooooooOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove, when im eating lunch :)

nintendo Switch Your Console to antoher one ....

UPDATE: MY WIFE HAS AN ACCOUNT ON BLOARD. SHE GOES UNDER THE USERNAME: "kingdad42" PLEASE ADVISE

hortny for the concept of horniness, and, naught else

1. By definition, God is a being than which none greater can be imagined. 2. A being that necessarily exists in reality is greater than a being that does not necessarily exist. 3. Thus, by definition, if God exists as an idea in the mind but does not necessarily exist in reality, then we can imagine something that is greater than God. 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than God. 5. Thus, if God exists in the mind as an idea, then God necessarily exists in reality. 6. God exists in the mind as an idea. 7. Therefore, God necessarily exists in reality

BENifits: luigi odyssey; breath mint of the wild; DrawBack: console look like a micro wave lmao anyway thats me yall. have a good night

went to the gym today and did 20 mins on the stationary bike and realized near about min 19 that i was seated completely backwards so that i was facing the treadmillers behind (in front of) me the whole time. i cancelled my membership 5 minutes ago. good call or nah?

some say Mark Zuckberg stole the idea of Facebook from Bloard Beta

Fidget spinners are symptomatic of a generation of nitwit peabrains lacking even the wherewithal to entertain their vacuous lasagna-minds with the bounty of life as it unfolds before them--No , they opt instead to distract themselves with a trinket whose gaudy, flashy, predictable rotation mirrors the circular thoughts that race about their brain. When was the last time you looked at your hands? When was the last time you breathed in the open sky? WHen was the last time you spanked a muddy hog? How about instead of fidgeting your spinner you look me keen in the eye and do something you can be proud of love, Dad

penguins in brazil right now. that's us in 4 months. it's summertime baby we NEED to make the most of it ..

lift heavier weights each time. you go @att the gym. yes, i realize you will eventually run out of weights that are Heavier. but consider this: combine two existing heavy weights w/ duct tape to makie a heavier dungbbell etc, etc. if you wish to cconsult me further abt this business venture i will be in book bloard, raeding. g'day, poissey';s (curling 6lb weights)

let's hear em *doing the "gimme/c'mon" gesture...cmon let's hear em. cmon then

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F4218] [img]https://i.imgur.com/1n5wMeQ.jpg[/img] hey bloardman's gf here, this is me. btw you guys look cool hehe 💅 [/quote] helloooooooooooooooooooooo sweentie. what's your glasses prescription. you look blind as a motherfuocking bat my dank ass bich

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[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffamous-bloarders%2Fposts%2F8394] MORE CONFIRMED famous bloarders: Jerry Seinfeld Elton John Dog the Bounty Hunter Michael Schumacher MORE SUSPECTED famour blaorders: Perez Hilton Paris Hilton James Joyce (RIP) Eli Manning (RIP) [/quote] Dog the Bounty Hunter's WIFE was a Bloarder. RIP Queen

the best posts all in one thread--the motherthread--this is IT !!!!!!!!!!!! i'll start: whoooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiippppppppssssssss, looks like i (107, m) left my bloard logged in and my wife (97, f) toyed with my settings. I've been unable to "upbloard" a single goddamn muthafuckin post since wednesday bitch!@!@! it's time to divorcee !!

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11302] its pusy [/quote] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcustomer-research%2Fposts%2F6548] I like Yoshi. Much better avatar. [/quote] yoshi, of the famous video game "yoshi kart" (DO NOT REPLY TO THIS )

Leg Day hahaha .. hit + if u legs sore bahahahaha

posting this so that if and when things get rough and tough i know that they can also be blessed and beautiful and amazing. thanky ou 😬😬😬😬😬😬 “Where is it I've read that someone condemned to death says or thinks, an hour before his death, that if he had to live on some high rock, on such a narrow ledge that he'd only room to stand, and the ocean, everlasting darkness, everlasting solitude, everlasting tempest around him, if he had to remain standing on a square yard of space all his life, a thousand years, eternity, it were better to live so than to die at once. Only to live, to live and live! Life, whatever it may be!”

thank you my friends jerry and derek

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fan-introductory-bloard-post%2Fposts%2F4790] [img]https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/74321810.jpg[/img] [/quote] lmfao ..still gets me ..+1

(bad to the bone guiter riff) h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-horny to the bone , (riff) , h-h-h-h-h-ho

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_AND_Book_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcurrent-book-workout-regiment-your-doing-now%2Fposts%2F6747] Trying to write a book at the moment though my progress has slowed to a crawl recently [/quote] good metaphor. you should use stuff like this in your book

check this Out: w33d

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5392] i would prefer them if they didnt have eyes [/quote] WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT ME

i would like to sue: MY GODDAMN SELF'S ASS FOR BEING WET AND STINKY. and my ASS pleads: GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES AND MORE

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born too early to explore bloard2...👴 born too late to witness Swann posts on bloard...👶 born just in time to +1 kingdad for speaking the d*mn truth ..😎

i forgot to take the chicken breast out of the freezer now it wont be thawed in time for dinner

CARONAVIRUS