here's 1 to get us started [youtube]nFjTVpx2pYA[/youtube]

wghart the fark!! haha ..just kidding

you had me at half my noodles

🎹 they call me the bloarder ..wuh-uh-oh, uh-oh-oh 🎶

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-hear-for-th-posts%2Fposts%2F4330] Came for the wins, stayed for the fails [/quote] me to

hit the gym 2 days in a row and decided to take the third day off bahahahaha

bloard will never di e

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5836] i dont get number 2. [/quote] the necessitous > the non-necessitous

so far i thought of these ones: DDR2 RDR DRRD6

im gay to

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffidget-spinner-rant%2Fposts%2F3636] i'm fidget spinning by jackin my dick with my hands [/quote] unbelievable. Crass

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-4e9279bd-37aa-407a-bd11-610c3fd1f1d1%2Fposts%2F4349] It’s where you stick your pebis lol [/quote] lmao wtf bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BRO

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6148] Talked to my Exgf today on the phone (fellow clif chatters will know her as "Fart Pillow/Mask Girl") thinking that it might be nice to get back in touch but it didn't leave me feeling that much better! [/quote] oh no ....zamn ...thats good tho ...u gotta find the new gf ...

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-s-ritual%2Fposts%2F13805] im jumbling up the logs to make your life worse [/quote] do they make a donkjey kong esque sound when you jumble them

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4222] buffalo dip tonight [/quote] cheers brother

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhow-many-glasses-of-water-do-u-drink-in-a-day%2Fposts%2F3882] a gallon [/quote] thank you :)

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-the-real-slavoj-zizek%2Fposts%2F4563] I don't know who you are, all the tier 1's on twitter always fuckin make lazy jokes about you, I don't care about anything you say, I don't want to hear anything you have to say, fuck right off Slavoj zizem [/quote] slavoj ....jizzum

did someone say the benefits keep piling up. because they do

going 2 the gym tonight and so is KingDad ..giong to Skype each other when we bench press at the same time to give advice on something called "proper form"

im perma banned from horny bloard for typing "i dont have a penis anymore" in every single thread and refusing to elaborate

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3153] this guy is more successful than ill ever be [/quote] i like his monitor setup

[quote=sign_up;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fi-found-a-few-bugs-on-this-website%2Fposts%2F5226] <---- click my username. BUG [/quote] lmao

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fmark-fuckerberg-ban-me-coward%2Fposts%2F3766] nice newborn fcukerburg, would be a shame if its came down with sudden infant death syndrome 😈 [/quote] SIDS BABEY!!! LET"S GET IT!!

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2627] really hoping this one gets on page 6 [/quote] try agaein

wha't are you going as to the Big Bloard Halloween party>? (if u dont know what this is than you werent invited im sorry)

[i slowly remove my 9pm-12pm aviator sunglasses ] what the fucg is up My good bihc ...you here for some tecnho? [the bouncer smiles and gestures for me to enter] [the Industrial Klub basement is full of half nude ravers and the music is PUMPING just BLASTINg] you mind cranking up the bass? i ask the DJ. what is this? early autechre? [i spit on the floor]

*you're

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F5543] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fk47OAJDws[/youtube] rock in opposition baby!!! (doesn't know what it's in opposition to) [/quote] stunnning

lov e 2 get friendzoned After bone-ing ..this is clutch becase youve tasted the sweet nectar & now you can simply converse as thoug nothing happened haha..it's so chill

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Foh-my-god%2Fposts%2F13823] *does a really shitty rap where i rhyme slow learner with salmonella, and it's embarassing* [/quote] mister chart toppa

i drive a toyota. exalt me

skinny bloarder but my ratio tall ..idk

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fheppy-heppy-halloween%2Fposts%2F1317] should i watch halloween 3? or is it the kind of film only doodoo durrbrains enjoy... [/quote] Ya it's kindof Dumb. watch Nosferatu (by Herzog) in stead :) 😈

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fwhats-your-favorite-game%2Fposts%2F3621] i dont know what any of this means [/quote] precisely. I'm glad you agree

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffamous-bloarders%2Fposts%2F11304] jeffery einstein [/quote] joffrey lannisterstein

i am. gay

just got back fro m the gym

two weeks ago i went to the gym 4 days in a row. LOL