[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffamous-bloarders%2Fposts%2F8394]
MORE CONFIRMED famous bloarders:
Jerry Seinfeld
Elton John
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Michael Schumacher
MORE SUSPECTED famour blaorders:
Perez Hilton
Paris Hilton
James Joyce (RIP)
Eli Manning (RIP)
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Dog the Bounty Hunter's WIFE was a Bloarder. RIP Queen
slow learner
"to let that which shows itself be seen from itself in the very way in which it shows itself from itself"
-smarte
-has gf
- entelligent
- took a nap yestardy. 2nd of that week. quickly levelling up my nap tactics and elaborate napping techniques to maximize regained wakefulness ~~ [REAL PENIS ENLARGING NAP METHOD FREE CLICK HERE :)]
- y'all ever see some shit and go "nah, nuh-uh. not today" and strut away like a B*SS?? me to
- girls "chik's" want a jawline bloke with 17 inche instead of 14 inch biceps whom browses gym bloard and hAs lvl 100 strength but lvl <15 charisma , and also, 15,000 bitcoin . a lady want someone whom beg tyo be loved . the more subservient the better. field studies have show this
- ok shUTthefuckup. none of you are babies. a baby couldn't learn to type on a computer, much less create a bloard account and log into bloard dot com's rigorously secure webpages. this is some unfathomable bullshit, and you are all appropriating baby culture. digsusting
- 1. two dogs at the same time (different dogs) 2. looked at two dogs once (at the same time) 3. two dogs (barbecued)
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-time-are-you-going-to-bed-bloard%2Fposts%2F6502] I'm going to bed right now. It's 9:58 pm PST [/quote] PSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT
- well i'm lookin at it right about now and that's all i have to say
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F6274] I'm doing it, I'm doing it!!!!!! im doing the bloard dance! [/quote] whats his name.
- i found the love of my life on tinder anything is possible just get urself out there bich
- [quote=Marcel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3268] what da fuck 0_o [/quote] thank you
- [quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11880] ant taste good [/quote] i, amsimplyretardedofthis
- ive never met a nice ant. which suggest theyre all bastards of hell. but i reserve judgment until later ..until judgement day ....
- no shirt no poloicy ..(wiping biscotti off my chin) ..did somebody say policy ? oh yeah.. .me ..haha
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F11858] here's my list of ultimate swears: bloard.com users... snooby dereklaserbeam little erik Mister Spigetti yoshifanatic1488 meatbot slow learner jerry kingdad42 coward hillips joop banjowigwam bug deal haunted_shrub kim_jong_skillz ☃ dendycrew goatsebuster wowneat pigfoot_vermont dick chappy PotooTang Claire!!!!!!! orgamecha dude blandkidneystone Snorkel the dolphin saptapadi buttersnot d_____________________________________b moog rupy i’ts good big_boi_henk jessica beefsnack Kurt21Balls RaymondMoist plop toilet man meowkittens6 Thugbob8080 the hot dog king [/quote] ohhhh my goD
- That D'USSÉ is the shit if I do say so myself If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself Hold up, stumble all in the house Time to back up all that mouth That you had all in the car Talkin' about you the baddest bitch thus far Talkin' about you be reppin' that Third I wanna see all that shit that I heard Know I sling Clint Eastwood Hope you can handle this curve, uh Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol Slid the panties right to the side Ain't got the time to take drawers off On sight, catch a charge I might Beat the box up, like Mike in '97, I bite I'm Ike Turner, turn up, baby, no I don't play "Now eat the cake, Anna Mae!" Said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae!" I'm nice, for y'all to reach these heights You gon' need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights Sleep tight, we sex again in the morning Your breasteses is my breakfast We goin' in, we be all night [Chorus: Beyoncé] We be all night, love, love We be all night, love, love [Bridge: Beyoncé] I'm never tired, never tired I been sippin', that's the only thing That's keepin' me on fire, we on fire Didn't mean to spill that liquor all on my attire I've been drinkin', watermelon I want your body right here Daddy, I want you, right now Can't keep your eyes off my fatty Daddy, I want you
- when the ovipositor is thicc.................. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmg,
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- persistent cessation in my low level dump truck ass
- im aware and active, but never both at the same time. this is vital
- hmmm ..makes sense. thanks HornyBloard!
- bloard posts must be <140 characters i dont invent the rules i just enforce them swann bless
- Amber Alert ..she has poassed on ...to horney bloard ..rip
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fblind_bloard%2Ftopics%2F1f8f2116-34b7-4931-bc11-254b4841ece9%2Fposts%2F12370] . . , , |` \/ \/ \,', ; ` \/\,. : ` \,/ | / ; : : ; | ,---. / : ,' `,-._ \ ; ( o \ `' _: . ,' o ; /,.` `.__,'`-.__, \_ _ \ ,' / `, `.,' ___,'`-._ \_/ `,._ ; __;_,' `-.`-'./ `--.____) ,-' _,--\^-' ,:_____ ,-' \ (,' `--. \;-._ ; : Y `-/ `, : : : : /_;' : : | : \ \ : : `-._ `-.__, \ `. \ \ `. \ `. ,-; \---)_\ ,','/ \_ `---'--'" ,'^-;' (_` ---'" ,-') / `--.__,. ,-' \ )-.__,-- ||___,--' `-. /._______,|__________,'\ `--.____,'|_________,-' [/quote] what u lookin at ...
- might have to do it because my ball'sack is not having it in this position but i cant complain besides crushing my own balls with my thighs things are pretty good you know
- Proposition A: bananas have skin Proposition B: humans have skin Proposition C: bananas are humans