might have to do it because my ball'sack is not having it in this position but i cant complain besides crushing my own balls with my thighs things are pretty good you know
slow learner
"to let that which shows itself be seen from itself in the very way in which it shows itself from itself"
-smarte
-has gf
- entelligent
- my resolution was to learn Mandarin, but after mistakenly changing my phone to Korean in a drunken stupor around 10:30pm on Dec. 31, 2017, and spending the next two weeks too embarrassed to ask for help, and too inept to reboot my phone completely, naneun ije yuchanghage hangug-eoleul hal su-issda. So you could call this a success embedded in a failure...how are your resolutions going? Love, slow learner
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F6274] I'm doing it, I'm doing it!!!!!! im doing the bloard dance! [/quote] whats his name.
- girls "chik's" want a jawline bloke with 17 inche instead of 14 inch biceps whom browses gym bloard and hAs lvl 100 strength but lvl <15 charisma , and also, 15,000 bitcoin . a lady want someone whom beg tyo be loved . the more subservient the better. field studies have show this
- took a nap yestardy. 2nd of that week. quickly levelling up my nap tactics and elaborate napping techniques to maximize regained wakefulness ~~ [REAL PENIS ENLARGING NAP METHOD FREE CLICK HERE :)]
- well i'm lookin at it right about now and that's all i have to say
- ive never met a nice ant. which suggest theyre all bastards of hell. but i reserve judgment until later ..until judgement day ....
- 1. two dogs at the same time (different dogs) 2. looked at two dogs once (at the same time) 3. two dogs (barbecued)
- i found the love of my life on tinder anything is possible just get urself out there bich
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-time-are-you-going-to-bed-bloard%2Fposts%2F6502] I'm going to bed right now. It's 9:58 pm PST [/quote] PSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT
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- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F4561] did anyone say "i am simply retarded of this" yet? [/quote] i am simply retarded of this
- [quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11880] ant taste good [/quote] i, amsimplyretardedofthis
- Proposition A: bananas have skin Proposition B: humans have skin Proposition C: bananas are humans
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fblind_bloard%2Ftopics%2F1f8f2116-34b7-4931-bc11-254b4841ece9%2Fposts%2F12370] . . , , |` \/ \/ \,', ; ` \/\,. : ` \,/ | / ; : : ; | ,---. / : ,' `,-._ \ ; ( o \ `' _: . ,' o ; /,.` `.__,'`-.__, \_ _ \ ,' / `, `.,' ___,'`-._ \_/ `,._ ; __;_,' `-.`-'./ `--.____) ,-' _,--\^-' ,:_____ ,-' \ (,' `--. \;-._ ; : Y `-/ `, : : : : /_;' : : | : \ \ : : `-._ `-.__, \ `. \ \ `. \ `. ,-; \---)_\ ,','/ \_ `---'--'" ,'^-;' (_` ---'" ,-') / `--.__,. ,-' \ )-.__,-- ||___,--' `-. /._______,|__________,'\ `--.____,'|_________,-' [/quote] what u lookin at ...
- no shirt no poloicy ..(wiping biscotti off my chin) ..did somebody say policy ? oh yeah.. .me ..haha
- ok shUTthefuckup. none of you are babies. a baby couldn't learn to type on a computer, much less create a bloard account and log into bloard dot com's rigorously secure webpages. this is some unfathomable bullshit, and you are all appropriating baby culture. digsusting
- [quote=Marcel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3268] what da fuck 0_o [/quote] thank you
- peace be upon you Now Draw This Ass Brother attached: denim_jenkem.mp5
- That D'USSÉ is the shit if I do say so myself If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself Hold up, stumble all in the house Time to back up all that mouth That you had all in the car Talkin' about you the baddest bitch thus far Talkin' about you be reppin' that Third I wanna see all that shit that I heard Know I sling Clint Eastwood Hope you can handle this curve, uh Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol Slid the panties right to the side Ain't got the time to take drawers off On sight, catch a charge I might Beat the box up, like Mike in '97, I bite I'm Ike Turner, turn up, baby, no I don't play "Now eat the cake, Anna Mae!" Said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae!" I'm nice, for y'all to reach these heights You gon' need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights Sleep tight, we sex again in the morning Your breasteses is my breakfast We goin' in, we be all night [Chorus: Beyoncé] We be all night, love, love We be all night, love, love [Bridge: Beyoncé] I'm never tired, never tired I been sippin', that's the only thing That's keepin' me on fire, we on fire Didn't mean to spill that liquor all on my attire I've been drinkin', watermelon I want your body right here Daddy, I want you, right now Can't keep your eyes off my fatty Daddy, I want you
- gott a hemorrhoid from moving furniture out of my kitchen all day yesterday ..my ass is grass ...gotta see a doc soon if this Prep H dont work ...aside from that life is good ...omw to getting an EU passport ... gf leaving for France in september for 8 months but luckily i will be able to visit her at the end of December for a week or so which will cut down the separation anxiety ... that's life baby ...im grateful for it.. i keep doin it ..i keep chugging ...i keep movin ...i dont read as much as i should but i do read more now than when classes were still on ..Bloard. ...BD i sympathize with you ..rough shit .."in this world there is no justice, there is only the law" ...had weird dreams lately ..eating food before bed does that to me
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F11858] here's my list of ultimate swears: bloard.com users... snooby dereklaserbeam little erik Mister Spigetti yoshifanatic1488 meatbot slow learner jerry kingdad42 coward hillips joop banjowigwam bug deal haunted_shrub kim_jong_skillz ☃ dendycrew goatsebuster wowneat pigfoot_vermont dick chappy PotooTang Claire!!!!!!! orgamecha dude blandkidneystone Snorkel the dolphin saptapadi buttersnot d_____________________________________b moog rupy i’ts good big_boi_henk jessica beefsnack Kurt21Balls RaymondMoist plop toilet man meowkittens6 Thugbob8080 the hot dog king [/quote] ohhhh my goD
- when im feeling reaaaaaallllllyyy lonesome i listen to some Disco music. almost anything will do, early Moroder .....French Disco especially ....maybe some ItalDisco if i wanna be giddy/goofy...some uhhh, Boiler Room sets are fun, people watching etc...god that sounds silly
- ya when were u born 9000 BC hahaha....(if u were that's actually really cool please DM me about it)