i brush myself up. i brush my self down. i get out of my chair. theres not a crumb to be found .

they were fracking for cum gas near me but stopped when my entire town fell into a hole

the famous bloard.com nintendo wii giveaway. anyone is welcome to enter

this reminds me of the movie 1984

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10590] *looking at that piece of utter crap store across the street, covered in loaded diapers the neighborhood ruffians have thrown at it, Pigfoot rambling and raving outside utterly naked and belligerent, while a ray of holy sunshine beams on my blessed store, inside chicks are admiring snooby flexing his one huge pec muscle and bindlejerry completes his transition into Blade the Vampire Hunter* RP... Open RP... I am a god in this world.... I cannot die [/quote] i am going to pee on your store.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1PZUlje.jpg[/img]

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F11066] ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses. [/quote] pouring thousands of dollars of r&d into finding a new forum for us to obliterate

👹👹IF YOU CLOSE THIS TAB WITHOUT READING THIS YOU WILL INSTANTLY BECOME DEAD!!!!👹👹 you are now CURSED by opening this thread you have fallen victim to demon_scare's curse. demon_scare is a forum poster who died 8 years ago and now haunts small internet forums (pictured below) [img]https://i.imgur.com/48MEnqW.png[/img] you will fall victim to his curse and experience instant death if you do not +1 [url=https://bloard.com/users/pigfoot_vermont?all_posts=true]all these posts[/url] and send this message to three other users through bloarDM's before MIDNIGHT! good luck

bloard is the site where i got called a hobbit

hello fellow internet enabled dads i am wondering what you think of the system of calling your kids "champ" when the succeed and calling them "chump" when they do not. keep on grilling in the free world 😬

[quote=BillyViona;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F13319] Доброго Если у кого то есть проблемы с мужским здоровьем то заходите по ссылке Женские возбудители Приобрести с доставкой. Загляните на наш аптеку Means for improving male strength. Increase in potency and prolongation of sexual intercourse. Come to us. https://potentia24.online/ 1e9c1a255f36442aa274ee111a22155c [/quote] im gonna boot your ass to the moon you dumb asshole you dumb bitch

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F11016] As the most feminine among all numbers, the 2 is also the most underestimated -- at least, when it comes to power and strength. After all, she is almost always gentle, tactful, diplomatic, forgiving and understanding. Certainly, she likes to keep the peace and will avoid confrontations as much as possible. [/quote] doing a number 2 = shitting lol

this site is only just beginning to shine, 10 million unique users a month and the devs still owe us the big summer update

[img]http://cliparts101.com/files/274/CF7A4D0236259DF50D1B9353D8181DE5/crystalballlady.png[/img] ~~~🞗🞘🟈🞘🞗 ~~~ big crystal ball, i will tell you your future. but be ware, it may suck shit. ~~~🞗🞘🟈🞘🞗 ~~~

go trick or treating :)

Dadmilker, good name but sorry you cant use it because it is the name of my band sorry! 😖

forgot my previous stance on ants but i like them now as they are part of mother earth (gaia)

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10495] *pick up a machete* *Chops exactly 40% off of the propietors left arm* [/quote] (talking through tears) "thats $7.50 please, thanks for shopping at the world famous travelling hardware store"

well ive been on the bloard thread with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain. (la la lala la laaa laaaa la)

favourite gusts of wind? mine is probably the one that blew a small trampoline into my back garden, pretty funny shit

fcuk im so hoirned on for the pibb girl right now!! 😝😰 [img]https://i.imgur.com/cvLzzb6.png[/img]

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10681] Pigfoot needs to shut his trap and let a thirsty bro drink some sand [/quote] listen to this hack if you want to take big sedimentary sips all day long

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7850] Have some faith. Bloard brings out the best in people ☺️ [/quote] bull shit. check the horny bloard then come back and tell me that 😒

this reminds me of this time i was on a train when this guy came up to me and just started talking, he kept repeating something that sounded like “i am simply reheated of those” and then he started asking if he could have some “plus ones” i ended up just moving seats to be honest

hmm yeah.... im just browsing this new hardware store hmm yeah.. and as it happens ive "accidentally" knocked over the spinning rack with all the dvds on , not a fan of this store myself i dont think....

actually. i have this cool talent where the water usage in my house isnt metred as the council wouldve had to dig up part of the driveway to install a water metre which would’ve cost them loads of money so they just left us with no metre, saving loads of money for us so yeah, i guess you could say im pretty talented 😎 EDIT: other two talents 1) juggling (one ball) 2) chef

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fnavel_babes%2Ftopics%2Fstinky-belly%2Fposts%2F11111] i know i gotta poop when my innie turns into an outtie. its like a turkey timer. [/quote] what happens if you push it back in?

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdid-somebody-say-cumby%2Fposts%2F13663] did somebody say cumby in here? [/quote] dont think so

lol you got any more stuff like this? im hooked

elon soooo cool man ahahahu, love that guy!

welcome to freak’ s realm

thread for contemplating the futility of everything ever [img]https://1ri26s33ly0e2m3ovy3we3c2-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/inflatable-dinosaur-30-inches-76cms-product-image.jpg[/img] this inflatable dinosaur is a metaphor to start the thread with a bang as you can expend as much breath as you like to bring this prehistoric titan to life but at the end of the day it will only ever deflate and leave you thoroughly disappointed

[quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F6577] good morning i woke up [/quote] take note folks. this is how its done 😎

flig pigs

(looks at top of webpage) huh. bloard.. pretty funny word

*offers you 2 lawnmowers and hammer* “would any of you fine folk like to shop in my world famous travelling hardware store?”

(i open my mouth as wide as i can) "toilet"

lol dont make jam out of fish that sounds like.... gross as hell lol

[quote=SingingFlesh;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F12467] The Bastard PigFoot Vermont Has Swung And Swept My Gentials And Butthole Clean Off. [/quote] all that in one fell swoop. powerful.

i can feel it, coming to the bloard tonight