[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10975] does my dick look weird to you [/quote] take the little cowboy hat off of it and it will probably look fine

*while KD is convulsing in the corner of the room i pull his plug from the wall outlet*

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10957] I got the diabeetus [/quote] erik i i dont condone bragging. [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10963] My dick fucking STINKS [/quote] hmm derek this is one seriously stinky dick. please dispose of it in the receptacle behind the building. afterward you may feel free to browse for a replacement model in the dick gallery upstairs, im sure you know the way there by now

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10951] doctor please help me, i am full of blood, and i really dont know what to do [/quote] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img]

yes you are looking a tad pale my poor thing, please come and lie down in dr moogs patented healing vat and rest your weary soul. do not fret sweet dumpling for ALL symptoms are transient in face of my vast experience and wide selection of medical apparatus! all services and operations are free of charge of course, as it is the health and well being of my test subje- err, that of my lovely friends and community that drives my passion! now please, settle and do tell, what is it that ails you?

Dang! thats a good tune did you make that up

sa tur de

so close... i can smell it

i have been mixing a scoop of this in my milk before i beat off now my crank arm can oscillate at 110 hertz

swamp hag gave me a potion im gonna fuck around and siip it

*pacing back and forth waiting for saturday night*

Derek Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation Beam

a damn fine night to be a saturday

it's that time again. check your trash cans fellas i bet you there's a big fat ant lounging in there and probably informing the group chat about some oreo crumbs that found their way outside the bag. just as a reminder i'd like to go over some popular methods of dealing with these pesky pests: - remove all forms of food from home so as to not lure hungry colonies by way of scent. this includes things that ants usually wouldnt eat but might nibble during periods of famine or special occasions/holidays such as baby teeth and leather upholstery - place small gated fences obstructing possible paths of travel, say in front of windows and/or doorways. note that this is more of a psychological deterrent since the ants probably could just climb past, but wont due to fear of trespassing. the gates are extremely important so that ants that are already in your home may leave. - do not invite strangers into your home as they may be ants. this is how they got me a few years back and i had to flood my house to get them out of my walls

this morning i went pp and there was some yellow in it 😟 does any one know an doctor im dont know what to do

check your email littleerik i just spent all my points on a themed wrap for my whip [img]https://i.imgur.com/ACAN9jY.jpg[/img] 😬

that feel when some days pass from last post made onto this site 😕😟😒😖

beer staint carpet

fuck, some body here reek like shit moog will only post this once: hold your poop. find rest room, THEN post some four-made words. cant find some loos? bush will work just fine. just dont shit near here. else moog will drop shit down your oven

on this 4/20 day i would like to remind everyone that if you blaze a fat nug you're going to hell

hillips and the skunch boys

*visibly sweating and ushering my hogs out the back exit*

water? i gave that shit up a long time ago. be caregful messin around with those hard drugs

[img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit

a security guard just took out Tiger's ankle with a slide dash attack

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fthe-thread-where-we-say-howdy-partner-to-each-other%2Fposts%2F10649] howdy partner [/quote] wehell howdy partner [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fthe-thread-where-we-say-howdy-partner-to-each-other%2Fposts%2F10650] howdy pardner 🤠 [/quote] howdy partner [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fthe-thread-where-we-say-howdy-partner-to-each-other%2Fposts%2F10652] Howdy partners [/quote] howdy partner

damn what a day huh fellas really went out swingin

[img]https://betting.cdnppb.net/golf/AUGUSTA%20NATIONAL.956x538.jpg[/img] Windows open, slight breeze, beer cracked, time to watch some golf Lots of good putts all around very good stuff This Haotong Li guy's been smacking em pretty good i think he's played this game before

there is no way to tell a woman to stop talking during a movie without them taking it as a crushing blow to their psyche

listin i been watching Our Planet on netflix and its got me thinking bout like how can a damn birds swim in the water son of the bitch lol whats next? squirrels that can fly? haha crazy they got these walruses to climb up a mountain and pushed em off BIG F anyways check it out

club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol

use code MOOG at checkout for 35% off your purchase of a PEZ dispenser ronald mandonald edition family pack limit 2 per customer

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10529] *steals power drill* *steals spirit level* *steals doorknob* *steals towel rail* *steals watering can* *steals lubricant* *steals hammer* *steals hammer* *steals escutcheon* *steals gardening gloves* *steals tin of pistachio green paint* *steals hammer* *steals 60w light bulb* *steals circular saw* *steals nails* *steals spanner* *steals spirit level* *steals stepladder* [/quote] Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10484] Oh boy! First day on the job, can’t wait to start 😁 [/quote] you'll be a good fit kid, here let me show you da ropes *lays down on the ground and goes to sleep*

which one does he like better? personally i feel as though he's a big titty loving kinda cat but it wouldnt surprise me if he all about slappin kaboose . maybe it's stated in the manga somewhere, i dont know

*thick new york accent* ey buass i got da lug nuts i'll drop em in da back. heheh freakin nerd wus sellin em cheap as doit im tellin ya buass we gonna be rich

finally. i was at the store buying carbon and i saw one of the babes. yes she was big and tall just like i thought. i asked if shes from noko and if she knows where the other bloard babes are at. she said she didnt know, guess they must have got split up in the teleport. i had to leave after they told me to stop shouting in the store but im gonna find the rest of em

i did not notice but i do know that if you beat youare meat at incredible high speed you can shoot energy waves out the dick hole possible intereference with radio tech? some dude (not me) jerked off at 2400megahertz and blew up his microwave i know this

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10417] HOLY SHIT!!! moog!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!!!!!! [/quote] haha ayyy haha not much lol just trying to get my hardware store stocked

i walk up to the registers and drop a fat sack of lug nuts on the counter. "going a need these for my. Secret Project" i have noticed the cashier looking at the nuts with a sort of gleam in his eye. has he ever seen a bag this full? perhaps it is best to give him a moment to process the situation. i leave the store