Ghostface, catch the blast of a top post
My mouse coasts, scrolls up the page, I must boast
I come rough, tough with a dozen plus ones
Ya head rush, make a shit post and you're done
Aw shit, Cyan Ham risks a thread slam
However, I've mastered the tricks just like bloardman
Causin' terror, quick backspace that spelling error
Horn down and fap not for this new bloard era
G.B.S. style, hazardous, cause I post this dangerous
I blow sparks like Virgil Texas
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- “Gretchen, stop trying to make bloard happen! It's going to happen inevitably and on its own by virtue of the lols and bc of all the fire content!” *Tina FEy character pops in and starts doing the bloard dance lol. lindsay loman spits out her pepsi*
- I'd like to claim this board. Fucking pummel that plus button, chaps
- E4 stands for E3 Electronic Entertainment Expo
- It’s nearly Christmas! That means only one thing…BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every bloarder from every bloard, sub-bloard, secret bloard, secret sub-bloard, and forbidden bloard come in with everything for a HUGE party
- going on a mud run this weekend. tommy, joel, little tommy, tim, and cecilio are out with e. coli poisoning (why does this keep happening????) . if you aren't doing that gay work stuff this weekend u should come along. P.s. did you here about the immigration ban? told you trump would start getting stuff done. ok man email me back asap!
- i love the one where the girls like come over my parents are not home and the boy says he will. hbu
- I think about this song every day dude lmao such a good tweet. Anyway I know I have a low follower count but maybe still follow me back or at least fav this tweet to show people we are tight
- [img]https://cyberwarzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ophion-ransomware.png[/img]
- ... all you need to do to get to bloard is type in "b" [url=https://ibb.co/jTdid5][img]https://preview.ibb.co/msVJBQ/Screen_Shot_2017_04_11_at_1_11_13_PM.png[/img][/url]
- wow, another holiday season coming up for bloard. it's time to designate who will do what during the upcoming festivites. whom shall bring the snacks (bring extra cookies plz xD), whom shall provide the drinks (no alcohol!... well, maybe just a little heh), and whom shall bring the hardcore porn. that's right, just like every other year we're all going to beat off in the living room to porn. we're gonna smash our hogs like it's y2k. I'm gonna tear my dick off, I don't even care, I'm gonna rip that shit clean off, fuckin put it on the tree and suck it. who's gonna stop me? this is fucking bloard
- Narrow urethra haver here, my pisses last on average 5 seconds and sound like a hydraulic needle puncturing glass
- i was in the first focus group in that commercial where they're showing how many years running they've won the jd power & associates trophy. here's what really happened: the walls kept sliding away until finally one slid away to reveal our very own posteriors, alerting everyone to the fact I had completely shat my pants when the first wall slid away
- this is joop's mother. unfortunately, joop has become lost in bunners the chopper. i task all of you with finding him
- catches my hat before it technically leaves the board quadrant, while doing a backflip and eating 2 cookies, like a fucking baws 😁
- It was an exemplary post, I agree. I think an ironic username should not disqualify unironic posts. For instance, it's very unlikely this guy's real name is "Mister Spigetti" (deep, deep apologies if so), yet he is capable of generating wholly unfacetious and sobering content such as the above. I feel very upset about the British spelling of Joop.
- “I think it’s time for a drinking game.” said Danny. “how about kats n cradles. I go first. “ Danny put on his kats, while Main got out his spare cradle. “So glad youve got that dirty worn down cradle with you” said Noah “I know” “Best to seven. We can share the kats every other one.” The four boys, standing in a circle around the unlit fire pit started to tap their feet and chant in unison; “kats in the cradles kats in the cradles” while passing around Danny’s kats. Mains grimy smelly baggy cradle was hardly up for their speed an skill at the game. it took four minutes before Noah was the first one to let the kats stay in the cradle for ten seconds. Noah took a shot of vodka, and they immediately resumed play, as noah shook his face. As the kats got passed around and around “kats in the cradles” one of them has the cradle and they try and get a hold of the kats for more than ten seconds. “this cradle makes my foot itch main. where has it been?” asked jonas “on your other foot jonas. this is your old cradle i swiped from your place last week when mine went caput. how has that bacteria not migrated from one foot to the other?”
- Get hype lol. [Spends 20 hours googling for a simple heroku message board api and finds nothing] oh alright nevermind actually
- not to me... EDIT: i wanted to clarify that i meant "not funny to me." i know bloard man wasn't jacking off to me. that would be presumptuous EDIT2: were you jacking off to me?
- Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard
- here's a meme. it's a called use commas to separate uh your zeros. your zero triplets. ziplets. you ever think about what it would be like to live in a huge smelly nest?
- A bloarder of color. In all seriousness though i think violence is the ultimate solution to our problems as a global society
- With commercial gyms closed what is your covid quarantine routine? We've got a gym in the basement of our apt building that I use. It has some benches and dumbbells that I use for split squats and db press and I throw in db rdls and ohps and various little db accessory stuff. Also some medieval torture device looking dual purpose leg extension ham curl machine that I sometimes use, and a lat pull down machine
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthought-i-had%2Fposts%2F2128] never hurts to take a step back and try to see the situation from the other person's point of view. just a thought to keep in mind ☺ [/quote] *me seeing the situation from the other persons point to of view* holy shit Sephiroth is swinging his Katana at me right now!!
- How does our butthole know what kind of shit we have to take? We've all dropped the calm logs and also had experiences with the diaharea sweats, so how exactly does our binghole know the card before we play it? I've put a lot thought into this and here's what I came up with. At some point in our lives we have all entered a vehicle with the orange light on the console that turns off as soon as you sit on it signaling to both the driver and passenger, the airbags activated. You might wonder (if your a dimbass) how the vehicle knows your in the seat. It's not magic folks--it's science. When the appropriate weight is set upon the passenger side seat it sends the signal to the car computer. It basically says "we got us a motherfucker on the chair. Release the airbag safety so this waste of life doesn't smash his/her shit across the windshield in the event of an accident". Well, our heinie holes are a lot like that. When a well formed log crests the anal cavity it sends a message to your brain. "It's a log sir, no rush but if it's all the same to you we should pop this sucker out a s a p". But, when the diaharea his the anal wall-- it's more of a "gah fuck....the flood gates are going to go. This ass is gonna let it rip in t-minus 59 seconds whether it's hovered above a gas station toilet or not". In conclusion our asses are much like the weight sensors in vehicles. Thanks for your time and have a good night.
- You should always use a water-based moisturizer after exfoliating, bitch
- *i suck you in the dick* now get the fuck out mother fucker