hi right jerry, im jerry
jerry
You call people stupid bird brains you're going to get the pecker
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.
- i know i gotta poop when my innie turns into an outtie. its like a turkey timer.
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-may-mays%2Fposts%2F11062] [img]https://i.imgur.com/1PZUlje.jpg[/img] [/quote]
- Hey plop are you named plop after the sound your posts make when they hit toilet water after falling out of a butt πππ
- i've received really positive feedback about when people say members of hillips's family are shrek, so maybe we could do more of that sort of humor
- Love that Bobb. Fuck them Bobs when both wrap your dick. Bobb plus vago?! Whoa moma
- πwhat's this!! [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442185&type=card[/img] don't want it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=443020&type=card[/img] don't need it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=397461&type=card[/img] have it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179441&type=card[/img] ββΊπ wow what a find!!! ππ¨
- That shit's... I... Can't remember... not sure I ever knew... Seems like it was all just a dream ..
- derek, don't even worry about it man :) easy peasy problem to fix. here's $5, got get urself another one :) see? easy peasy fix
- hey snooby welcome i'm going to answer your question for sure, but could you just step 3 feet to the left for me real quick first? the sun is kinda in my eyes and i want to make sure i can see you right, you know, to look you in the eyes as i answer you
- , easy to get in and out of, and its near your house. pigfoot and chernip don't know dick about hardware. pigfoot doesn't even have any claws left. we got a wendy's next door, get a spicy chicken sammich then come over here and play with hammers, hell you don't even have to buy the nails you can use them in the store
- i cast my nurpling spell on pigfoot and i cut off other fucked up claw and hand it to derek with an "100 dollars please" expression on my face
- I take a short rest and prepare a spell: level 3 nurple of purpling
- ββΊπ this is the summer i come out of my shell
- [tosses pigfoot's fucked up claw hand on the counter] pretty cool huh
- i turn around and wait to see if this guy talks more about gramma getting eaten out barn style
- i walk towards the door with intent to leave without paying