I got too drunk and forgot to post last night
haunted_shrub
- you can use this thread to say "merry christmas", i'll start. merry christmas
- i fucking love asparagus and it makes me peepee smell like doodoo goat cheese is fucking heavenly and it tastes mild and smooth cilantro blows ass. it tastes like licking a chlorine tablet
- reading up on on [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Blunt_weapons[/url] on a Friday night
- Sometimes its more than a year then they come back on and get elected president of bloard........
- no thanks no tigers games until february baseball is dead to me until then. lets go red wings!!!!!
- king dad bench press competition where we each bench press a 'to-scale' butter sculpture of kingdad and the first person to lift it and eat it wins 1 +upbloard
- still not sure who that guy is. some kind of country singer i think. but hell, if he's got his own burger, he's alright in my book
- need make cums into girl soon, been long time. cant make date when rona runs wild. both mine ball hurt !!!!
- he's going to stop posting for 2 years
- so you're saying it's a good thing that hat making is a gendered institution
- very sad to see a ralp post so many years later. miss u ralp.
- i like when he said “im gonna fuck the bat” and then did
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-for-breakfast%2Fposts%2F12303] apple fritter & coffee with stevia [/quote] replacing stevia with sativa sounds really nice. thats gonna be my saturday breakfast
- if you have time to lean hog, then you have time to clean hog
- i'm printing [url=https://bloard.com/users/puppy-meet-shovel]this[/url] page out and leaving it in her mailbox
- the real talk thread. i've been avoiding clicking it for months now (currently shows ~40 new posts). i'm just so twisted that i can't even read a sincere thread 👹👹👹
- found out the song is about a vigilante killer in Juarez who killed bus drivers after tons of women were assaulted/killed while alone on a bus. this story actually fucking whips as much as the song. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/diana-hunter-of-bus-drivers/
- i have a confession to make. i was very high when i made plans to have soup earlier. now i'm not high and i'm going to take a nap. soup is still a possibility today, but it will be much later. i shouldn't have posted in this thread so early into the plan and i've learned and grown a lot through this mistake.
- Mr. Martin: Bruh Man what you doin? Bruh Man: Nothin.... Just Chillin!!
- homemade avocado and cucumber rolls. they were easily 3/10, I fucked the rice up a lot and it was crunchy 🤮