[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMieOk-VFQ[/youtube]
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- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-job-would-you-have-in-olden-times%2Fposts%2F4162] you mother fucker [/quote] sorry but that would be my job actually
- at this point that fireplace must be one of the most mystically powered locations on earth
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcq5NlYz1PU[/youtube]
- what if i told you i had a mini-hdmi cable and it looked a lot like a mini-usb? what if i also told you i don't feel like finding it to double check if that last statement is correct?
- just picked up a copy of [url=https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0195124685/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1]69AD[/url] that I've been looking forward to for a long time. Covers the year after Nero's suicide where there were 4 emperors of Rome over the course of 1 year. Also just started re-reading [url=https://www.amazon.com/House-Leaves-Mark-Z-Danielewski/dp/0375703764/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3DMMRD7MIJU1&keywords=house+of+leaves&qid=1563668869&s=books&sprefix=house+of+leaves%2Cstripbooks%2C150&sr=1-3]house of leaves[/url]. It's been at least 10 years since I read it, and goddamn is it one of the most unique experiences I've ever had with a book. The physical book itself and how you have to move/manipulate the pages to read them becomes part of the story. it's surreal as fuck, but I can also see how some people might feel like its a post-modernist relic of the early/mid 2000s. I don't give a shit though, I think it's a literal masterpiece. oh and I'm also reading the back of the shampoo bottle on the toilet ๐ฉ
- put your nuts in a fire for several minutes. by the time it gets cold out, the cool breeze will feel great on your nuts. they might even heal or fall off by the time summer comes back around, solving the warmness issue.
- what I can tell you for sure is that bloard is using response headers to set amazon cloud front cookies on every page you load, regardless of auth status. it's also using the _newbload_session cookie to set a likely base64 + MD5 encoded string to act as your login token. if I could stop drinking on Tuesday nights maybe I could figure this shit out and finally make one of my posts the top uploarded of all time hmmmm..... https://github.com/search?q=bloard&type=Code
- i came to this thread to make a clever joke about bloard being the best book i've read but then the content of op's post owned me by being on my irony level plus one
- As the most feminine among all numbers, the 2 is also the most underestimated -- at least, when it comes to power and strength. After all, she is almost always gentle, tactful, diplomatic, forgiving and understanding. Certainly, she likes to keep the peace and will avoid confrontations as much as possible.
- the perfect shirt... for me to poop on!!!
- i'm getting you one of those ornate photo lockets with a picture of my ass in it
- erik, my bloarder, can't you see that our struggle is for you as well?
- i didn;t see it and probably wont until it comes to netflix. hoewever the league of extraordinary gentlemen is good and so is kill bill 1 and 2 ๐ง๐ง๐ง
- thanks to global warming iโve already had 8+ inches of snow which means all the ants around my house have died an absolutely awful death due to freezing and starving. i love winter because it means i get 3-4 months of complete ant free living.
- don't like that emoji combo ever since i was in that group dm with some edgelord mullen 4chan guys
- hey guys just wanted to do the absolutely normal thing and post on bloard about someone who died in a house fire http://www.myrecordjournal.com/News/Meriden/Meriden-News/Police-identify-man-killed-in-Meriden-fire.html
- Tonight starts my 2 week break and it feels like saturday a lot so im posting ni the saturday night bloard thread
- been drinking a lot of water lately and had a nice almost clear peepee just now
- Iโm posting on bloard and Iโm not sorry mom ๐๐๐
- [img alt="" title="bitch... bitch!!!"]http://i.imgur.com/kzX0s74.png[/img]
- im lying on a hot rock in the sun to heat up my blood. im using my nearly prehensile tongue to eat a fly off my bulbous eyeball.